"Poof!"

There was a deflated eruption sound of a balloon coming out, Ju Guogong glanced at it at the beginning, and everyone present sprayed!

Ju Guogong smiled coldly, and wanted to say: Do you still dislike Lao Tzu's lack of wine? Can you guys drink a pound of scum?

It's just that the words came to his lips and were replaced with: "I'm sorry everyone, I forgot to say that this kind of wine brewed by Donald Si is very strong, about five to six times that of Sanle pulp!" Let's try the next cup of drink, if you are not used to it, let's change the three pulp? ”

The emperor closest to Tang Jian quickly grasped the point: Tang Lao Si is cool, very strong!

This TM obviously Tang Jian already knew that he wanted to deliberately retaliate on the spot!

Taking a deep breath, the emperor didn't know whether he was suppressing anger or wine.

In fact, not only the emperor, but everyone present understood Tang Jian's words. It's just that everyone is busy stuffing food into their mouths at this time, hoping to dissolve the heat in their mouths, and no one says anything about it.

In an unknown corner of the courtyard, Donald Si, who was watching his father's performance, flashed a few black lines on his forehead, Dad, are you afraid of smashing the script like this?

Our main purpose today is not to take revenge, but to promote new wine!

Fortunately, my father, who is an old driver, has quite good driving skills and brakes in time.

Tang Laosi saw his father raise the second glass of wine and said, "Tang didn't make it clear just now, so I apologize to everyone first." This second cup, in order to express my sincere apologies and heartfelt thanks, I did it, everyone really please feel free! ”

is also fortunate to be simple in the Tang people, "I did it, you are free." This statement is just "I did it, you are free".

Otherwise, if Daddy goes out with this sentence, I am afraid that most of the guests at the banquet will leave!

Tang Jian drank it all, and the guests took a sip, and then quickly suppressed the flame with meat.

Well?

The emperor frowned slightly, this wine!

This wine tastes so good!

Although it is spicy, after drinking it, it is quite comfortable! In comparison, the three pulp that I drank before seems to be ...... Ah, water!

That's the kind of wine men should drink!

It was at this time that Tang Jian stood up again, raised his glass and said, "Everyone, this wine is still a little spicy, and the old man is going to bury it in the soil for a year." Donald Si's stinky boy said that after a year of cellaring, the spicy is only mellow! When the time comes, Tang will invite you to drink again! Come on, take a sip! ”

After the third tour, most of the guests still had more than half of the wine left in the white porcelain wine jug, and they were already a little drunk! It was only at this time that I finally understood, where was Ju Guogong's stinginess? Obviously, I can't finish drinking it myself!

A small part of them, such as the emperor, such as Lao Cheng next door and Wei Chigong, who has a good amount of wine, have gone to more than half of a pot of wine. Of course, drunkenness is even more obvious.

Next door, Lao Cheng was pulling Yu Chigong to fight, and the two of them couldn't straighten their tongues. I can only hear the conversation of the two intermittently:

"Yu Chi Hei, this wine... That's what our martial artists drink! ”

"It's just, later... Walking... When you have to ask Tang Jian, where is this wine sold! ”

"! Tang Jian knows... , I'm looking for Donald... Four! Let's say okay first, you'll have a treat another day, let's.... You have to drink this! Wait... At the time of the treat..., I drink this, too! ”

"Hiccup! Good! ”

......

The outer courtyard is staging a drunken state, and the banquet in the inner courtyard has also reached a climax.

I saw that the old lady Yuan ordered a few maids to take out five or six small jars and said, "The sisters are asking me, why is it so fragrant!" The answer lies in this jar!

This thing, called perfume, can make you smell a whole day long every time you put a little on your underwear. This perfume is made entirely of wildflowers, which is much more soothing than a sachet or something.

The slave family didn't have much, so they got a few bottles, and they took them out tonight as a reward for the pot throwing game! ”

The sisters secretly spit on the ground, and the ghost believes that you only have five or six bottles!

If it's really that scarce, you're willing to take it out as a prize?

Don't let the old lady go, the old lady is not the group of stinky men outside who can't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest after drinking!

Despite all the slander, the women and ladies present don't have gold stars in their eyes!

This is the only few bottles circulating in the market, get a bottle, and then wipe it on your body.

Coming home at night, the dog man outside....... Oops, phew! So shy!

The girls are: If you put this on, go to see the little lover....... Boom!

That's it, the pot throwing game at the banquet, which was not very popular, was in full swing in the inner courtyard of the Juguo Mansion.

A primary round to remove the females who don't have a five-shot five.

And then the second round, the third round!

The women who were eliminated in each round all stomped their feet and scolded their hands for not fighting! If you hand over a knife, I don't know if you will chop off that indisputable hand!

Anyway, a woman's hand is not as useful as a man's hand!

After an hour of fierce competition, the winners of the six vials were finally decided.

Fang Qiao's true tiger, Cheng Yanjin's fiancée Cui family's young sister, the princess of Li Daozong, the king of Hejian County, the Duchess of Daiguo who does not like red clothes and loves arms, a lady of the former Qin Wangfu lineage who has a low official position, and Tang Laosi's cousin Yuan Wanzi.

At the end of the day, the banquet of the Juguo Mansion, which took an hour and a half, was finally explained.

Tang Jian, who was comfortable in his heart and slightly drunk, began to send off the guests with his wife.

The first to go was naturally the main guest, the emperor's family.

When she arrived at the door, the queen smiled and said: "The fourth child of the Juguo family is really good, and the perfume is a very good object!" When the time comes, it will be cheaper to purchase in the palace! ”

The emperor, who had some abnormal bulges in his arms, also squinted his eyes and said: "It's really good for that stinky boy to get some things, tonight's wine will also be purchased in the harem, let him not get too expensive when the time comes!" ”

Tang Jian shook his head, and said humbly with a red face: "I don't deserve such praise from Your Majesty and the Empress, that stinky boy of Tang Laosi spent a full five thousand times to get three things, soap, spirits and perfume, he is simply a loser!" ”

The emperor and the empress glanced at each other, and secretly swore in their hearts that they would never talk about their son with Tang Jian again in the future!

Lao Tzu/Lao Niang, you also want to be faced, why do you stick your head in front of you and be snapped left and right by you?

Tang Jian, who sent away the emperor's family, continued to send off guests, but people were like addicts, but whenever there were guests, they praised Tang Laosi. Ju Guogong's answer was all: "Donald Si's stinky boy, it took 5,000 yuan to make soap, spirits and perfume, he is a loser, and he should not be praised!" ”

This sentence made the corners of the mouths of the guests who were originally complimented with good intentions twitch, and they wanted to cry without tears.

This is a loser, shouldn't those cowards in my family be hung up and break their legs?

Tang Jian, can I say: Fuck your mother's loser?