Chapter Eighty-Five: No Trouble, No Trouble......
At noon, the moon slave and the two maids helped the drunken Xu Buling out of the queen mother's bedroom.
After Xiao Ting, who was tied to a pillar in the garden, found out, he began to cry and call his mother again:
"Sister-in-law, Brother Xu, you should put me down and leave! The water is going to boil—I'm only eighteen ah......"
The moon slave and the maid held back a laugh, but they didn't dare to make a sound.
Mrs. Lu was obsessed with Fang Cai's affairs, and she was angry, where would she care about Xiao Ting's life or death, and she didn't raise her head and snorted coldly:
"Find your aunt to cry...... Such an adult, and your aunt have a virtue......"
"Don't, sister-in-law, aunt, she's crazy, you let me down, I'll call you aunt ...... in the future"
"Get out!"
Mrs. Lu took a posture of killing and not buriing, ignored Xiao Ting who brought her, and walked out of Changle Palace quickly.
The maid helped Xu Buling to get into the carriage, and Mrs. Lu drove everyone out, closed the car door, and sat on the couch without saying a word.
Yuenu knew that Mrs. Lu was sulking, and she didn't dare to say anything, so she gently "drove" and set foot on the way back to Kuishou Street.
The luxurious carriage is rickety, the carriage is very wide, and the tea set is all available.
After Xu Buling entered the carriage, he went directly to the soft couch and began to pretend to be drunk, and he didn't dare to sober up at this time.
Mrs. Lu sat on Xu Buling's waist, her eyes were full of suspicion and sullenness, her breathing fluctuated, and she stomped her feet from time to time.
Just now in Changle Palace, Mrs. Lu saw the dim sum box and camellia resin, and she noticed that something was wrong. After a little recollection, I remembered that last time Xu Buling came over and said some nonsense, and when she answered, she told all the likes of the Queen Mother.
It's simply ......
The Queen Mother is also an elder, and she cares about the past, but it's different to care about the Queen Mother if she says it, what is the difference between this and the negative Han taking Mrs.'s beloved jewelry to please the fox, I don't know what to bully people, what do you think of her as an aunt......
"...... without conscience"
The more Mrs. Lu thought about it, the more angry she became, she raised her hand and patted Xu Buling on the back, pursed her lips and her eyes were watery, and she was about to cry angrily.
Xu Buling spent his days on the couch like a year, humming symbolically, but still didn't wake up.
Mrs. Lu sat sideways on the couch, looking at the little ink on Xu Buling's clothes, and her heart became even more angry.
The robe was sewn by her own hands......
The peony flower, as well as the poem, were obviously for her......
But why did it be painted in the Queen Mother's Palace, could it be that it was originally given to her, and she was coaxed to be happy after drinking too much, so she gave it to the Queen Mother...... It's ...... It's just too deceitful......
Mrs. Lu pursed her lips tightly, thinking about it for a long time, she cried angrily, raised her hand and shook Xu Buling:
"Get up! You get up! Speak clearly......"
With a little crying.
Xu Buling had no other way, and then pretended to be dead, Mrs. Lu could jump into the well in anger, so she had to open her eyes dizzily, braced herself up, and looked up:
"Hmm...... What's wrong......"
Seeing that Xu Buling was a little sober, Mrs. Lu restrained slightly, and glared at Xu Buling with tears:
"Ling'er, who did you paint that painting in the palace?"
Xu Buling sat on the couch and rubbed his forehead drunkenly: "Paint...... Oh...... Isn't it pretty...... prepared a monthly ...... for Aunt Lu."
Hearing this admitted, Mrs. Lu's heart finally stabilized: "I know...... The queen mother's self-inflicted amorous ......" muttered angrily, and then shook Xu Buling, who wanted to fall: "What are you doing painting in Changle Palace?" And what's going on today? ”
Xu Buling was shaken's words unclear: "Hmm...... Drink like a fish...... The Queen Mother is an elder......"
"What elders ......"
Mrs. Lu's eyes were full of displeasure, and she grabbed Xu Buling's arm and shook it: "What's the matter with dim sum and rouge?" You asked me about these things last time...... Okay, the wings are stiff, and you don't take my aunt seriously, and talk to me...... I...... I ......"
The more Mrs. Lu talked, the more aggrieved she became, so she wanted to wake up Xu Buling and explain it to her clearly.
Xu Bu made his scalp numb, if he came to his senses, he would have to be grinded to death, seeing Mrs. Lu's undying posture, he was entangled in his heart for a moment, and he had to ......
Mrs. Lu looked at Xu Buling aggrievedly, shook for a moment, Xu Buling not only did not wake up, but also leaned over drunkenly, raising her hand to make a hug.
“???”
Mrs. Lu's eyes were full of astonishment, and she was stunned in place, a little unclear.
It was at a loss at this moment, Xu Buling hugged Mrs. Lu in his arms, tightened the hoop, and patted his back with his hands and teasing a child.
"Good ~ don't cry, Aunt Lu is the most obedient..."
“!!!”
Mrs. Lu had goosebumps all over her body, and her chaotic mood was gone, she was a little out of breath, and she twisted her shoulders in shame and annoyance: "Dead boy, what ......are you doing?" The voice was very small, afraid that the maids outside would hear it.
Xu Buling nephrite was in his arms, and he fell back on the couch, rolling around with Mrs. Lu like a drunken man.
"Good ~ don't make trouble, don't make trouble......"
"Ahh
Mrs. Lu's face turned red, and she was stunned on the spot for a moment, she didn't expect Xu Buling to be so presumptuous and rude......
No, Ling'er is drunk!
Mrs. Lu remembered what happened to her Chinese New Year's Eve again, her whole body was slightly shocked, and her heart suddenly panicked, afraid that the maid outside would hear, and she did not dare to struggle, and her eyes were full of shy whispering:
"Ling'er! I...... I'm your aunt! Hush...... Don't mess around......"
Xu Buling looked up a few times in a daze, but did not let go, but looked at it with a drunken and hazy face:
"Still making trouble?"
“……”
The breath full of alcohol sprayed on her cheeks, and Mrs. Lu's mind was blank, for fear that Xu Buling would get carried away after drinking and start to take off her clothes again, so she had to forcibly suppress her messy thoughts, make a gentle and considerate appearance, and smile and comfort:
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, Ling'er, you are sober...... I'm your aunt! ”
The word 'aunt' bites very hard.
Xu Buling secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thought about it, and raised his hand to pinch Mrs. Lu's red face. Mrs. Lu shrank her neck suddenly, closed her eyes tightly, and then was suppressed again, and the sound of fiery breathing came from her ears.
suffered a loss last time, and Mrs. Lu didn't dare to move at this time, for fear of waking Xu Buling up again. Being pressed by the heavy man's body, an indescribable feeling came to her heart, Mrs. Lu was not right to be ashamed, nor was she angry, her mind was a mess, so she could only purse her lips cautiously and push her mind slightly.
Unexpectedly, Xu Buling reacted very much, and directly raised his head again, looking at her with dissatisfied eyes.
Mrs. Lu was suddenly frightened, and hurriedly showed a gentle smile:
"I'm not making a fuss, huh...... Sleep, sleep, sleep......"
"Hmph~"
Xu Buling was satisfied, and used Mrs. Lu as a meat cushion again, lying on the couch and falling asleep.
"Dead Boy ......"
Mrs. Lu scolded like a mosquito, her face turned red, and she gritted her teeth and stared at Xu Buling, but she didn't know what to do.
Fortunately, after the carriage walked to Kuishou Street, Xu Buling turned over.
Mrs. Lu, who was pressed and was about to turn her back on her anger, finally escaped, and hurriedly stood up to tidy up her dress, perhaps because she was really angry, and kicked Xu Buling's leg with her embroidered shoes.
As a result, Xu Buling turned up violently, looking like he was furious at any time.
Mrs. Lu was so frightened that she hurriedly ran to the door of the carriage and patted her twice: "Moon slave, stop quickly", and then ran off the carriage in a hurry......