The old eunuch finished laughing, looked at me directly with clever eyes, and said, "Do you know that a few days ago, the emperor summoned an old Taoist priest?" ”

"I know." I know this, and the people in the whole palace know about it.

"Do you know what that old Taoist priest gave to the emperor?"

"I ...... I know. I nodded again.

"Cluck...... You should do this, we can't hide things in this palace at all. That old Taoist priest offered seven colorful longevity pills to the emperor. Yellow, purple, red, orange, green, blue, this is the color of the sun. ”

"Do you know what the old Taoist priest said to the emperor?"

"I ...... I don't know about this. "Who knows, it's a confidential matter.

"Cluck...... You don't know, but I do. The old eunuch, when he said this, his eyes flashed with excitement, and then he said: "I forgive you for not knowing, this matter is extremely secret, only I know what is being said, because I have already heard it outside the door of the imperial study!" ”

"Lao Dao said that he spent his whole life practicing seven longevity pills in the Dan furnace, and only two of these longevity pills can make people immortal. Moreover, in this longevity pill, there is also a distinction between yin and yang, even if you choose the right color and eat the right longevity pill, there is another thing. If a man eats the Yin Pill, it will be useless, and it is impossible to live forever. On the contrary, if a woman eats yang pills, it is useless. ”

"Not only that, but among these seven immortal pills, they are mutually reinforcing, and there is a restraint effect between them. Even if a person eats one of the trees and eats one of the more, it will have no effect. Because, if that person eats two pills at the same time, otherwise he will definitely have a disordered meridian and blood disorder and die violently! ”

When Emperor Wu heard this, he was shocked, he knew that if he wanted to live forever, he would have to pay a certain price.

The next day, Emperor Wu summoned all his trusted henchmen and took one for each of them. Emperor Wu chose the yellow one first, and since ancient times, the emperor must choose yellow, which is very reasonable. The second is Princess Pingyang, who loves red. It was Wei Zifu again, the emperor's favorite woman, and she chose blue. Generals Wei Qing, Huo Qubing and Sima Xiangru each chose one. Originally, there were two left, and I thought that I could always get one after watching the emperor grow up, but I didn't expect him to put away the orange and purple longevity pills, saying that he would keep the reward for the heroes who could completely destroy the Huns in the future!

Hmph, I didn't expect that I would serve him all my life, and I wouldn't even have a chance to eat the longevity pill, what a bastard. Am I really in his eyes, worthless?

Since the emperor is doing this, don't blame me, a slave, for being unjust. It's the old slave you abandoned first, how can the old slave still have illusions about him! Hmph, you are unkind, I am unjust, righteous!

Listen to me, I want you to steal those two longevity pills from the emperor, and after the matter is completed, I promise not to pester you again, do you understand? ”

Ah, this matter is not trivial, if the emperor knows, I will only have a dead end.

Honestly, I was really scared of this, and I didn't dare to agree to it at first.

The old eunuch saw my fear, and directly persuaded me: "Cluck...... Tell me why you can't think of it? With so many women around Emperor Wu, he knew who secretly took his longevity pill. Besides, how many people are in this palace, he can't check every one of them. Besides, this thing is eaten, as long as you take it in your hand, bring it back and eat it, you don't know it, do you think he can know who made it? Let me tell you, death is not a god, and you have no choice. Rest assured, I won't let you go into danger alone. Well, I've almost done it, if you just take action, you'll be 100% successful! ”

Later, I saw that there was really no way out, so I could only reluctantly agree to come down. With the help of the old eunuch, I successfully stole the longevity pill.

I came back with orange and purple longevity pills, and the old eunuch was overjoyed when he saw me.

He took the two elixirs, as if he had obtained a treasure, and I saw that his eyes were shining: "Cluck...... I didn't expect that I would also have an immortal day, and I could also be an immortal. Giggle......"

He took the two longevity pills and looked at them, and finally, the excited eyes finally fell.

He took two of the two immortal pills, looked at this, and then at that: "It's a pity, why can't you eat two, I want to eat both!" Forget it, since I can't eat two, I just eat one, I don't know which one I should eat? The old eunuch looked at the two longevity pills suspiciously, and wondered which one to eat.

"Well, the miscellaneous family has always liked purple things, should I choose purple? Well...... No, the luck of the miscellaneous family has never been returned, I don't know how much money I lost, I gave it to those rabbit cubs, this time ......" He looked at me, giggled and said, "Little hoof, you are a woman, or you should choose first." You've chosen, I'll pick the rest! ”

This cunning old eunuch just doesn't believe in his own luck at all, he believes in my luck!

Well, he doesn't believe in his luck, I'll choose for myself. I picked up the purple immortal pill. Hey, now it seems that I should have made the right choice, I really didn't die, but lived.

After I ate it, the old eunuch couldn't wait to swallow the immortal pill directly.

"Hmm...... It tastes good, if only it had a little spicy flavor in it......"

I thought that if I helped him so much, he would really let me go. However, it turns out that he is a devil, a bastard, and a complete liar!

Yes, you guessed it right. The old eunuch did not keep his promise. He found an opportunity and asked Emperor Wu to ask Emperor Wu to allow him to return to his hometown, and asked Emperor Wu for me to marry him!

Didn't think of ...... I didn't expect that Emperor Wu would really agree. Am I nothing in front of Emperor Wu? Didn't he trust me and let me leave him?

I was so disillusioned that I really felt that I was alive and dead.

This old eunuch, he is not only birdless, but also shameless!

I just can't understand why my fate is so miserable. Originally, I suffered when I was a child, and I didn't have enough food and clothing. I originally thought that when I got to the palace, no matter how much I suffered, I would still be able to eat and clothe myself. Even if you keep waiting at the beginning, you can still wait for the emperor's luck!

And yet I was wrong, I was really wrong. It's not as simple as I thought it would be. Fate, it seems that he really likes to play tricks on people, and he can't cry and laugh at me directly!

My final ending was to follow an old eunuch, isn't this God's punishment for me?