Chapter 3 Master, you are a god!
Soon the bus arrived at "Anling City", and Lin Wu had to take off his clothes and surround Qin Yi. Fortunately, it was summer, and the sun was shining, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to walk shirtless.
"Brother Lin Wu, my sister is all thanks to you this time, otherwise I really won't be able to see anyone!" As soon as she got out of the station, Qin Yi suddenly returned to her previous demeanor, gentle and noble, but she couldn't help but feel hot when she thought of the fragrance in the car: "By the way, didn't you say that you came to 'Anling City' to seek refuge with your cousin?" What about people, she didn't come to pick you up? ”
Although the two of them were very embarrassed on the bus, they were fragrant. But after a period of conversation and this incident, the relationship between the two quickly became harmonious, and they can be regarded as friends.
"Uh, this, I don't know about her anymore!" Lin Wu looked around and said with a smile: "Sister Qin Yi, lend me your phone!" ”
"Okay, let's fight!" Qin Yi immediately handed the phone to Lin Wu from his wallet.
Lin Wu smiled faintly and quickly pressed a series of phone numbers. However, unexpectedly, the phone could not be connected for half a day, and I only heard: "Hello, the phone you dialed has been turned off..." ”
"Your sister, sister, you hurt me! How can you shut down at a critical moment? You're trying to make me live on the streets! it! Lin Wu couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, he can be said to be unaccompanied in Anling City, and it seems that he is going to live on the streets: "Damn, what a heartless old lady!" I'm miserable now, damn it! ”
"Lin Wu, what's the matter, the phone didn't connect, or no one answered?" Qin Yi watched from the side and watched Lin Wu's face change drastically, knowing that something was wrong, he hurriedly asked.
"Heh... My fiery old lady may be doing something again, and the phone is turned off! It's over, it looks like I'm going to have to live on the streets! Lin Wu smiled weakly, and hurriedly returned the phone to Qin Yi: "Sister Qin Yi, you go back first!" Your situation is not very good, leave me alone, I'm trying to figure out a way? ”
"Giggles, you kid is a wonder, it seems that your sister is also very good!" Qin Yi smiled faintly and looked at him with some concern: "Lin Wu, apart from your sister, do you have any other relatives or friends in Anling City?" ”
"No, she's the only one! Okay, Sister Qin Yi, let's go first, I'm fine! Lin Wu couldn't sit on the side of the road, thinking about what to do in his heart.
Now that he has come out like this, he is a little embarrassed to let Qin Yi see him like this, and he feels too embarrassed.
"Are you alright? How can you be okay, you are now unaccompanied, you don't even have a piece of clothing, and you're okay? Qin Yi didn't know what state he was in at this time, so he pondered for a moment and said, "That's it!" You go to my sister's house, and my sister shares a house with a sister, and one of them happens to be empty, but it's a little small. However, you can live and have a place to stay! ”
"Sister Qin Yi, this is not good! We've just met, and you trust me so much? Lin Wu was stunned for a moment, still a little moved, thought about it, shook his head and smiled: "Forget it, with my ability, I can stand on the flyover casually, and it should be no problem to find some money to live." ”
"Flyover? Oh, you mean to go to the flyover to be a god stick, show others feng shui, fortune telling? If you're like this, will anyone dare to believe you? Qin Yi was speechless for a moment, and immediately said seriously: "Okay, just like that, let's decide to stay at my sister's house for the time being." You have done my sister such a big favor this time, and you still don't get paid, so it's time for my sister to repay it! ”
"Uhh Lin Wu was a little embarrassed for a while.
Qin Yi is right, with his appearance, if he has real skills, he will be regarded as a liar by others, or even a beggar! In today's society, there are only a handful of people who really understand the authentic secret art of Xuanmen, and this kind of person is either a hermit or a high-ranking power, how can he show his head!
Setting up stalls outside, looking at feng shui, fortune telling, etc., are all liars, and after reading some books, they come out to deceive some good believers out of their money.
"Okay, I don't care if you really have the ability or not, so it's decided, let's go!" Lin Wu can be regarded as a great help to her today, she can't allow her benefactor to live on the streets, and immediately grabbed Lin Wu's wrist and headed towards the taxi.
As soon as she touched Lin Wu's hand and felt the temperature of his body, the scene on the car suddenly appeared, and the pleasure of Lin Wu's massage for her appeared, and her face suddenly turned red.
"Sister Qin Yi, I'm serious, I'm not an ordinary god!" Lin Wu could only follow him into the car, but Qin Yi didn't believe in his ability and couldn't help but refute it.
"Okay, your medical sister believes it, but fortune telling, feng shui is pure and ethereal, don't mention it in the future!" Qin Yi smiled helplessly, with her knowledge, it was really hard to believe: "Master, please trouble you Nanhu District, Ronghua Community!" ”
"Hey, why can't you make sense?" Lin Wu was helpless, very unconvinced, and continued to refute: "In fact, the real physiognomy is also a science, and it is a science that studies the complex symbiosis between the human body and heaven and earth. As the saying goes, man is the law of the earth, the earth is the law of the sky, the heaven is the law, the Tao is the law, the Tao is natural, and everything has its own cause and effect. ”
"Yo, the young man seems to have studied fortune-telling at a young age, or you can show me a try, and it will be entertainment!" Waiting for an opportunity to laugh at the words, as if it was interesting.
Lin Wu smiled faintly, fixed his eyes on the opportunity, and said with a smile: "If I'm not mistaken, you will have to make a small fortune within half an hour." If you believe it, drive slowly, or you'll have to be in the heat of the blood! ”
"Haha, young man, it seems that you are really a god! I don't believe it, it's about half an hour's drive from here to South Lake, and I've never missed it. If it is fulfilled, I will not charge you for the car, if not, what if it is not fulfilled, and you will give double the car fee? Waiting for the opportunity to laugh suddenly, he naturally didn't take it seriously.
"Okay!"
Qin Yi wanted to speak, but Lin Wu immediately spoke first: "Let's wait and see!" ”
Lin Wu didn't know why, he had a scene in the car with Qin Yi, and seeing that she didn't believe herself, she had an urge to prove herself. Otherwise, he wouldn't show others his face at will, and he would be a proof.
Listening to the moving music, waiting for the opportunity to not believe in evil, the speed of the car is really not slow, 20 minutes to run to the Nanhu District, seeing that it is about to arrive at the "Ronghua Community", waiting for the opportunity to say arrogantly: "Young man, I will go to your community soon, ready to double the car..." ”
"Bang, bang!"
Before the words were finished, two loud bangs sounded immediately, and the entire taxi was suddenly in turmoil. The uncle was shocked, and hurriedly stabilized the steering wheel, and decelerated with all his might.
"Wow, Lin Wu, you're too godly!" Qin Yi almost bumped into it, hurriedly stabilized his figure, and said in surprise: "It's incredible, it's really ruined, it turned out to be two tires in a row!" ”
After a while, he finally stabilized the car, and wiped his sweat in fear: "Guy..." Oh no! Master, you're amazing! It's really as you said, if it weren't for the flat terrain here, I would have slowed down in advance, otherwise there would definitely be a car accident, and it would have to be a disaster of blood and light! ”
"Okay, believe it!" Lin Wu smiled helplessly, and as expected, he stretched out his hand to open the car door: "Hey, although you can get rid of the car fee, you still have to walk for a while!" ”
"Wait, Master, you wait!" Waiting for the opportunity, he hurriedly got out of the car, took out all the money in his pocket, and said eagerly: "Master, here is all my money, there should be five or six hundred!" Master, I believe that you are truly a god, and you are definitely not a god. Master, how about you count it for me? If the money is not enough, I will pick it up again! ”
"Ahh
Qin Yi couldn't believe that this opportunity was so generous, begging Lin Wu to calculate it for him, and the money would be faster! Looking at his appearance, even if Lin Wu received one or two thousand, he would not hesitate.
Running a taxi is a dangerous profession, and if you don't pay attention to it, there will be a bloody disaster, Qin Yi was relieved when she thought about it carefully.
"No, no..." Lin Wu hurriedly waved his hand, he didn't dare to go against the last words of the dead master, and said with a smile: "I don't rely on this to eat, and I won't accept money to look at my face!" Seeing that you are so sincere, if you can meet me again next time, I will give you a free hexagram. ”
"Wow, Lin Wu, you're serious! Don't take the money that is delivered to the door? Seeing Lin Wu striding away, Qin Yi also hurriedly followed, his head was a little unable to turn, and he suddenly said with some flattery: "Brother Lin Wu, my sister really believes that you are not ordinary, you are a master, and you have real skills!" If you are an ordinary person, how dare you enter the city with this look! Brother Lin Wu, why don't you give my sister a hexagram! ”
"Masters, real masters!" Waiting for the opportunity to be stunned, he sighed, and hurriedly dialed the rescue number.
"Sister Qin Yi, don't forget it!" Lin Wu looked back and smiled, and said lightly: "Originally, you were covered by dark clouds, and your luck has declined to the extreme, which can be regarded as a disadvantage!" However, you have met me, and after this incident, your luck has changed, and the Yin Hall is loud, so you don't have to worry about anything. If I'm not mistaken, you're going to be promoted soon, congratulations! ”
"What? Did you really figure it out? I really didn't have a good time in the past six months, I lost my salute when I went out for a walk, and my wallet was almost gone. Qin Yi was shocked, and remembered the scene on the bus, which was indeed declining to the extreme, and he will never forget: "Brother Lin Wu, you didn't lie to your sister!" My sister hasn't been promoted for three years, is this possible? ”
"Hehe, why don't you wait and see what Sister Qin Yi does?" Lin Wu didn't want to explain, believing that there would be results in a few days.
The two chatted while walking, and soon walked into Qin Yi's community, and when they went up to the 12th floor, Qin Yi hurriedly opened the door: "It's here, let's go in!" ”
As soon as the door opened, Lin Wu was not polite, walked straight in, and immediately found the bathroom and prepared to go to the toilet.
But as soon as he came to the toilet, a snow-white and beautiful figure suddenly came into view. The long snow-white beautiful legs and the high cocked buttocks hit Lin Wu like thunder and lightning all of a sudden.
Lin Wu's whole person was stunned, his eyes subconsciously fell on the snow-white moving body, and he was reluctant to move away.
"Ahh
With a scream, the sound waves seemed to shake the entire room, and at the same time, it also brought Lin Wu out of the sluggishness, and he quickly turned around in panic.