375, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, you MMP!

If the Chinese New Year's Eve of the fifth year of Zhenguan is described in color, the three brothers Li Chengqian, Li Ke and Li Tai will definitely define this Chinese New Year's Eve as a black Chinese New Year's Eve at the same time.

So what color should Li Li's Chinese New Year's Eve be?

I think it's the purple color that represents a lot of longing.

In Li Lizhen's thoughts, the day of the sixth year of Zhenguan finally arrived.

The curfew in Chang'an City was lifted, and there were happy smiling faces everywhere, and everywhere the people could be heard saying "Wishing you prosperity" to each other.

At the same time, on the official roads in the west and north, three armies were braving the goose-feather snow.

To the north, the right guard led by Li Jing and the high-ranking officials of the Turkic Protectorate who followed them into Beijing, the sudden war blocked their debriefing that they should have set off a long time ago. Now, after the end of the war, the high-ranking officials of the Imperial Protectorate naturally want to return to Chang'an.

At the front of the team, Li Ji rode on horseback, and his body slowly rose and fell with the horse's footsteps. White mist kept coming out of his nostrils.

"Fixed!"

"The last general!"

"Go and see the guy in the prisoner car, don't freeze to death, Donald still needs to slice it!"

"No!"

Li Jing ordered, and Su Dingfang responded and turned around and walked towards the middle of the team.

Not long after, a prisoner cart appeared in Su Lie's eyes, and the prisoner cart was occupied by Da Dushe, who was the first war criminal. The man was handcuffed and curled up in a hay-strewn prison cart.

The young Prince Tiele had long since lost his former vigor, his feet were hidden in haystacks, his body was covered with hay, and even his hair was stained with a few sticks of hay.

It doesn't look much different from the beggars in Chang'an City, except for hair accessories, of course.

Su Dingfang looked at the prisoner cart for a moment, and made sure that the sloppy former Prince Tiele inside was still panting, turned around and rode forward.

At the back of the prisoner's cart were the Tiele generals, who were strung in a long string of ropes, and they were not entitled to the treatment of Dadushi, but walked in the snow one deep and one shallow. Their sheepskin clothes were stained with snowflakes. Many people were shivering while walking, not scared, but frozen.

"Chief Administrator, that Tiele puppy is fine!"

Su Dingfang saluted and reported: "Compared with those Tiele generals, that guy is very comfortable. If Deputy Chief Tang hadn't named him to return to Chang'an alive, he would have walked at this time! Dragged by horses! ”

"That's it!"

Li Jing waved his hand and stopped the apprentice's straightforward words, "When you arrive in Chang'an, you will know if he is comfortable or not, let him live well for a few days." ”

"Boss!"

Su Lie grinned and asked, "Is Deputy Chief Tang really going to chop him with his own hands?" ”

"Hmm!"

Li Jing just hummed and didn't say anything more.

In his heart, he was silently reciting: Don't underestimate the kid on the Tang River, he looks harmless to humans and animals on weekdays, and he really wants to be ruthless, but he is more ruthless than anyone else. Otherwise, how did Lingnan's Jingguan come about? Otherwise, how did the title of the first ruthless man in Chang'an come about?

The footsteps of the right guard's return journey have not stopped, and so has the left Xiaowei led by Li Ji, and the two guards led by Hou Junji and Tang Heshang are even more so.

......

On the top of the Jinguang Gate Tower, the City Gate Order has already lived itself into a Wangfu Stone, and he has not taken a break during the Spring Festival holiday, and has been looking at the west with a telescope on the city tower.

"Brother-in-law!"

The soldier beside him sighed in his hand, and then rubbed it violently, "We waited here not long after the arrival of the good news, this is the seventh day of the first lunar month, why haven't we seen the return of the army yet?" Wait like this, before they arrive, we'll freeze to death! ”

"Call me Chief!"

The city gate order rolled his eyes, his brother-in-law was good at everything, but his mouth did not have a door, and he only spoke with a brain, so he said angrily: "What is your brother-in-law called during your duty?" You have a lot of things to do, didn't I see you freeze to death? If you're afraid of the cold, I'm not afraid of the cold? Look carefully, if you can't see the army coming back for the first time, I'll skin you! ”

The soldier stuck out his tongue and muttered in a low voice, "How dare you skin me?" Be careful I tell my sister to never skin you again! ”

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"What did you say?"

"Nope! It's nothing! ”

"Humph!"

The city gate commander snorted coldly, and said as he turned around: "I'll go and bake the fire, and I'll change you in a quarter of an hour, keep your mouth shut!" ”

Without waiting for the brother-in-law to answer, the city gate order dropped his words and walked directly towards the dance on the city tower.

"Brother-in-law wait!!"

But he didn't want to, so he walked two steps, and a voice called his brother-in-law came from behind him.

"I said that I didn't call my brother-in-law while I was on duty!"

The city gate order turned his head and glared at his brother-in-law fiercely.

This glare, I happened to see my brother-in-law holding the binoculars with one hand and pointing to the west with the other, "Brother-in-law, quick, look, is that our army?" ”

Well?

Hearing this, the city gate commander didn't say a word, grabbed the cold copper pipe hanging around his neck and looked north.

I saw that a group of knights wearing fish scale armor were walking in a line on the pipeline towards the Chang'an West Toll Station.

The city gate Ling was so excited that he took two steps ahead, and if it wasn't for his brother-in-law to hold him, he would probably have to step down the city tower.

"Yes! It's our army! ”

After seeing it clearly, the city gate commander said excitedly: "It's either the right guard or the left Xiao guard, and the flag on it has the word 'Li' written on it!" Quick, go and report! Forget it, I'll go on my own, you're here to watch! ”

The city gate order was a little incoherent, but he finally thought of his brother-in-law's open-mouthedness, and immediately changed the order.

In the field of vision of the telescope, the black and oppressive army was not slow and unhappy, and finally got off the road at the toll booth of the official road.

Then, they stopped not far from the official crossing and began to line up.

After a short time, the two knights broke away from the group and rode towards the Golden Light Gate.

When they arrived, the soldier on the tower who guarded the gate had not yet returned to his brother-in-law.

"I will wait for the escort of the prisoners to return, and ask the brothers on the city tower to pass it on their behalf, and say, 'The right guard has returned victorious, and I will wait for His Majesty's review outside the city'!"

The voice from downstairs came, and the brother-in-law was stunned for a moment before replying, "Brother downstairs in the city, I'...... The head of the family has already gone to Tongyu, and he asked the army to wait. ”

"Thank you!"

Under the tower, the two right guard soldiers arched their hands and thanked them, turned around and walked towards the large army.

At the same time, the palace was ready to welcome the return of the victorious troops on behalf of the emperor.

His Majesty Li Er turned over his horse and galloped away quickly in the direction of the Golden Light Gate with this wave of important court officials.

It's just that His Majesty Li Er couldn't see that he had just walked on his front foot, and a little girl on his back foot rode on a young horse with an excited face and secretly followed.

If you see this scene, I don't know if the emperor will feel like his own girl again...... was stolen.

......

Li Lizhen's excitement was destined to turn into loss, because there was no figure of Ying Yangwei outside the city gate, let alone the shadow of the young man who had been missing for a long time.

This forced her to walk with her mouth shut, and turned around and went back to the palace.

On the other side, His Majesty Li Er accepted Li Jing's order with a smile on his face.

After going through a set of processes, His Majesty Li Er said, "Senior Brother Yao, it's been hard work!" ”

"Where is the duty!"

Li Jing was very humble, "Your Majesty should not be like this." ”

"Hahaha!"

His Majesty Li Er smiled heartily, patted Li Jing's shoulder and said, "Deserve it!" Well deserved! Pharmacist, take me to see what you have gained from this battle. ”

"No!"

Li Jing answered, and took His Majesty Li Er and walked in the direction of the captive.

In the cold wind, those Tiele generals who were strung together were already shivering from the cold.

His Majesty Li Er looked at this scene and thought that the other party was afraid, he pointed at the captives and laughed: "Look, these bastard hyenas on the grassland are also scared like quails in our Chang'an!" I don't know where these hyenas got the confidence to invade our Datang? ”

The corners of Li Jing's mouth twitched, and he said against his will: "Your Majesty is right!" ”

Tang Jian did have a deflated mouth and slandered; Your Majesty, people are shivering with cold!

As for why I don't know why, there is one thing to say, this is not because I am afraid of Li Er's house!

It's my own in-laws, and besides, there are still captives, so I can't lose the face of my in-laws at this time, right?

"Your Majesty is right!"

The rest of the ministers also took great care of His Majesty Li Er's petty emotions and did not break them.

Everyone knows the emperor's temper, if he loses the face of His Majesty the emperor at this time, how many children's shoes will be waiting in the future?

“******!”

It's just that if the civil and military officials don't say it, it doesn't mean that no one says it, such as the Prince Tiele in the prison car who can understand the official words of the Tang Dynasty. He looked disdainful and said a lot.

"Senior Brother Yao, is this the magnanimous set?"

His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand, and asked Li Jing beside him: "Why is your temperament so much worse than when you came to Chang'an last year?" What did he say? ”

Li Jing said blankly: "Your Majesty can't understand Tiele language!" ”

Tang Jian: Li Jing is so shameless!

That guy's son Li Desheng can understand Turkic language, but can't Lao Tzu understand Tiele language, which is not much different from Turkic language? Tang someone said, I believe you are a ghost!

The guy obviously understood the words of the kid in the prisoner car, and he didn't want to say it.

"Maoyo, you used to be the secretary of Honglu Temple, and when you came to Tang last year, you should still be in Honglu Temple."

Seeing that Li Jing said that he didn't understand, His Majesty Li Er turned his head to Tang Jian, "So, you should understand, tell me, what did he say?" ”

He said, Li Er, you are a great MMP!

In this way, Tang Jian felt that he couldn't say it, not because he was afraid of his in-laws, but because Tang was a scholar and couldn't speak such vulgar language.

So, Daddy Tang also shook his head: "Your Majesty, although Tiele dialect is not much different from Turkic dialect, there are some differences in the end. Especially the guy in this prisoner car is obviously a very small vocabulary, and the minister can't understand it very well! ”

Half of Tang Jian's words are true, that is, the generous Tiele version of "MMP" is indeed very obscure, at least Tiele people basically don't scold people like this. This MMP is translated by Magnanimity according to the way the Tang people scold!

"Okay!"

Shrugged his shoulders, glanced at the courtiers beside him again, and found that everyone was in a dazed state, His Majesty Li Er shook his head slightly and said: "Hey, a small tribe is a small tribe, and I can't understand what I say, but it's okay, now that Tie Le is gone, no one will listen to him in the future anyway." ”

"Me! Say! You! MMP is! Piece! Stupid! Goods! ”

Dadu smiled coldly, and said in the official words of the Tang Dynasty: "Good joy is to say you, stupid is also to say you, as long as you are a fool will think that Lao Tzu's people are afraid." How could the Tiele boy ever be afraid? ”

"Huh!"

His Majesty Li Er was directly laughed at, in front of so many ministers, I pretended to beep, and my heart was comfortable, wouldn't it be over? You, the ruined thing of the country and tribe on the dog day, dare to slap my face in public?

After sneering, His Majesty Li Er's words were full of murderous aura: "Very good, I haven't seen such a backbone captive for a long time." Since you Tiele people are not afraid of death, after the Taimiao sacrifice of prisoners, I want to see if these people of yours are afraid of death! ”

"What are you going to do?"

Dadu's eyes were angry, if his eyes could kill, His Majesty Li Er in his pupils must have been slashed by a thousand knives many times.

Dadu's mouth was full of fang: "Dog Emperor, ***! You have the ability to kill me, what kind of ability is it to kill Lao Tzu's unarmed fellows?" Come and kill me! Or give Lao Tzu a knife and cut it! Do you dare? Eggless goods! ”

His Majesty Li Er, who has fought for so many years, taken over so many prisoners, and been an emperor for so many years, was suddenly enraged!

When have I ever been pointed at and scolded like this?

Even Wang Shicong is kneeling in front of me and begging for a way to live!

What the hell are you so generous as a northern barbarian, dare to scold me like this?

His Majesty Li Er took several deep breaths, and the anger in his chest couldn't be suppressed: "Very good!" Okay very! Are you just trying to provoke me and make me kill you? Congratulations, you've achieved your goal! But before I kill you, I want you to see if the Tiele people in your mouth are afraid of death!

Senior Brother Yao, I am arbitrary once! ”

His Majesty Li Er turned his head and said to Li Jing: "For a while, let these captives attack each other, and the remaining ten can live!" Let this kid see if he is afraid of death or not! In the end, let each of the ten people who survived slash him! Hack him to death for me! ”

"Dog Emperor, you devil! You Tang people are all devils! ”

His Majesty Li Er's words, Dadu set all understood!

He kept insulting in his mouth, but he didn't want to be like this, the more determined the killing intent in His Majesty Li Er's heart became.

"Your Majesty!"

It's just that Dadushi didn't expect that Li Jing's words made His Majesty Li Er change his mind.

Li Jing was a little embarrassed: "Your Majesty, Shiro once said that this magnanimity is a war criminal, and he should be tried first, and then sentenced to 3,600 knives." Shiro also said that he would be executed in person, and he would not be able to die without a knife and generosity. So, you want to see if these Tiele people are afraid of death and think it's okay.

The second item can be ...... You see, after all, this guy was caught by Shiro, do you want to go back and discuss it with your son-in-law? ”

"Three thousand six hundred knives?"

His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a moment, and originally felt a little offended, but after listening to it, he immediately felt comfortable, "No need to discuss, just follow Tang Laosi's plan!" One less knife is tolerant of this dog's day! ”