Chapter Thirty-Nine: Senior Brother Shizun is crazy again

In the winter of the seventh year of King Qin, they came to Jiyang City at this time last year, and it was also the place where they stayed in one place for the longest time in the four years they came out.

With the help of the real Dan, the Snow Girl also touched the edge of the fifth layer of the Chong Humility Method, and she was only one foot away from the door, and she was also considered a second-rate middle position in the rivers and lakes. As for Xiaomeng, the ghost knows what realm she is in now, and this kind of open-minded person has to cry with any golden finger. Breakthroughs along the way, there is no bottleneck at all, she has learned all the major mental methods of Taoism, and all of them are not low, and they are about to develop in the direction of Taoism. As for the covenant between heaven and man, hehe, my Taoist family has closed the mountain, whether I fight or not, you can also know?

"In the future, Pujia will be yours, this is Pujia swordsmanship, when you learn it, we should leave." Li Haimo handed over the Pujia sword to the Snow Girl, although it was said that the Snow Girl was here to be a sword attendant, but the ending was that he was holding the three swords, who let him not cultivate, and Xiaomeng and the Snow Girl are now as close as sisters, but he has become an outsider, and he has to sleep alone at night, empty and lonely.

"Thank you, Master!" The Snow Maiden smiled and crossed the cyan long sword and swordsmanship stone carvings.

The Pujia swordsmanship was obtained in the Changping Junfu and was also included in the Taoist Sect's Library, so Li Haimo also read it, so he copied a copy and engraved it on the stone slab and uploaded it to the Snow Maiden.

When the Snow Girl and Xiaomeng's cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds, Li Haimo also had to speed up the practice of the Taoist scriptures, and finally learned all the Qimen after the wind, and began to study the things on the Shenjian Tianding, and engraved the words on the Tianding on the stone slab, staring at it every day, regardless of whether he could understand it or not, he was just reading it anyway, and then went to collect all the historical materials about the Shenjian Tianding, as well as the fragments of the Taoist scriptures collected by the Yan royal family.

"Did you say Shizun was crazy?" Snow Girl and Xiaomeng looked at Li Haimo, who was sitting in front of the Tianding stone slab, scratching his ears and cheeks.

"Almost, I'm not sure, I saw him smirk in his dream last night, saying that he had become a Yellow Turban Warrior," Xiaomeng said.

Last night, I finally waited for the Snow Girl to fall asleep and ran over to find Li Haimo, but I found that this guy was actually stunned, and he ran to the edge of the soup pool and carried a log to dance, and he still read in his mouth, I am a yellow turban wrestler, the god of heaven will be Tianding, and you will not be caught when you are young. Frightened, she hurriedly pulled him back to the room, but even if this guy was lying down, he still shouted that he was a yellow turban wrestler, and he was infinitely powerful, and he could do anything to move mountains and reclaim the sea. It made her dare not sleep by the bed all night.

"Is it really so scary to learn the Tao Sutra?"

The two of them glanced at each other, and deeply felt that the Taoist scriptures were a pit, no wonder Taoists explicitly forbade them not to practice without permission. It's good that there is no cultivation, otherwise according to this development situation, if you accidentally come to the North Hell, there will really be a fish in the North Hell, and it will really be the collapse of Jiyang City.

Li Haimo didn't notice the two of them at all, and his eyes were full of tadpoles floating by, he thought that it was like the Taixuan Sutra in the TV Hero's Journey, corresponding to the acupuncture points, but it turned out to be special, he almost didn't make himself crippled, and his legs couldn't move, but fortunately, Xiaomeng found it in time to help him sort out the meridians, otherwise he could be accompanied by a wheelchair.

"What the hell is it?" Li Haimo walked to himself, stepped into the warm soup pool, and then didn't notice that he continued to walk forward.

"Uncle Shi, do we really care?" The Snow Girl watched Li Haimo walk in the warm soup pool and looked at Xiaomeng.

"Let him not die." It's not that Xiaomeng doesn't want to care, it's that this guy can't listen to people at all now.

"Do you want to go back to Taiyi Mountain to find help from your uncles?" Snow Girl still feels a little uneasy.

"Do you think they can help?" Xiaomeng asked rhetorically. The one who may really be able to help is the Northern Hell Master, but the situation between the Master and him is almost the same.

"Shizun can help, but then you will know what it means to have fish in the North Underworld." Xiao dreams of that picture is terrifying.

Under the night sky, the North Hells hold the fish, I am the Kunpeng, the sea is the Kun, the sky is the Peng, see that I have a fish in the North Hell. Li Haimo is holding Ling Xu, I am a Yellow Turban Force, God will move mountains and reclaim the sea, the power is infinite, watch me overwhelm the mountains and seas. Then the two of them started fighting. And Li Haimo, who has not cultivated, must have been rubbed on the floor by the Northern Hell Master as he was when they first met, from being pressed to rubbing on the floor to being thrown in the air to fly a kite. That picture is unimaginable.

At night, Snow Girl and Xiaomeng slept well, and suddenly heard a strange sound, but when they went out to see, they didn't know when Li Haimo climbed onto the roof and rode on the kiss on the corner of the eaves. (Kiss, one of the nine sons of the dragon, good hope, has the ability to avoid fire, and is often carved on the eaves of the outer roof).

"How are you friends below, raise your hands, come on, everyone sing with me."

Xiaomeng and Snow Girl stared wide-eyed, what is this guy doing.

once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword,

Look at the prosperity of the world,

Young hearts are always a little frivolous

Now you call the world home

The girl who once made you feel distressed

Now it is gone

Love always makes you yearn and feel annoyed

It has left you bruised all over your body

Di li li li di li li li den da

Di li li li di li li li da da

Di li li li di li li li da da

………

Xiaomeng and Snow Girl were stunned, this guy could actually sing. And the Snow Girl also believed the first time Xiaomeng said, Shizun sang to her in addition to her immoral dress.

"Do you want to call the master down?" Snow Girl asked.

"No, they're all like this, they'll stop by themselves when they're enough, and it's useless for anyone to care about it in the middle, and don't you think it's pretty good?" Xiaomeng looked like a person who had come over, sat down, and calmed down.

"We're different." Seeing that Li Haimo stopped singing, Xiaomeng suddenly thought of something, and then shouted at Li Haimo.

On the roof, Li Haimo looked at him blankly and said, "This friend is really different. Then we will give you the next song differently. Then he stopped singing for a long time.

"Uncle Shi, are you sure that you won't be beaten when you wake up?" The Snow Girl looked at Xiaomeng, it turns out that you are such an uncle.

"Don't worry, he won't be willing to hit me." Xiaomeng said with a smile.

"Well, sorry, I forgot the word, so let's start with the climax. Here, let's come along. Li Haimo said suddenly, and then continued to sing.

We're different

Everyone is in a different situation

We're here

Waiting for you here

We're different

Although different things will be experienced

We all hope

You can still meet in the next life

That night, Li Haimo sang on the roof all night, and Xiaomeng and Snow Maiden listened to it all night. Finally, when it was almost dawn, Li Haimo fell asleep with a kiss.

"It's finally quiet!" Xiaomeng went up and hugged him down, sent him back to the room, and simply slept with the two of them, lest he become a demon again. The Snow Girl was also tired, so she went back to her room to rest.

However, this was just the beginning, and the next night, Li Haimo did not climb the roof, but went directly to take Xiaomeng's hand and said.

"Senior sister, junior sister, can you ask me if I am a rabbit?"

Xiaomeng was confused. Then he cooperated and asked, "Senior brother, are you a rabbit?" ”

"Yes, yes, people are cute bunnies." Li Haimo said cutely. And the Snow Maiden was also woken up and watched this scene in shock.

"Senior sister, junior sister, you ask me again, if I am a tiger." Li Haimo said again.

"Senior brother, are you a tiger?" Xiaomeng really didn't know what he was going to do.

"You're stupid, I said people are cute bunnies." Leheimer gave her a roll of the eye, then turned and fell asleep on the bed.

Xiaomeng's face was a question mark, who am I, where am I, how did I play with this fool.

"Poof" The Snow Girl was so happy by this scene that she laughed and sat down on the threshold.

"Wuchenzi, you get up for me!" Xiaomeng angrily rushed to push Li Haimo, but the result was a thunderous snoring.

"I don't know what it will be tonight." Xiaomeng and Snow Girl have rules, they can't be said to be normal during the day, but they will only stay in front of the stone carvings in a daze, and they will start to be demons at night.

On the third night, Xiaomeng and the Snow Girl saw it, Li Haimo got up, walked into the Snow Girl's room, rummaged through the cabinets to find a set of skirts, and then changed into them, so that he could make up and comb his hair in front of the mirror. Then a women's clothing boss appeared.

"It's beautiful!" The Snow Girl said, and Xiaomeng also nodded, except that she had no breasts.