Chapter 81 No one knows this disease better than me, no one (ask for a reward and recommend a collection)
"This ......" Yuan Tiangang saw Cheng Chubi's expression, he was also helpless, and turned his head to look at Sun Simiao.
The two Taoist leaders exchanged crazy eyes, and it seemed that this kid didn't seem to understand what gonorrhea was.
So what to do, let's withdraw now?
Maybe his brain hasn't fully recovered yet, and he can't understand our advanced medical terms.
Why don't you give him a little simpler?
Okay, here you go......
Cheng Chubi saw two Taoist chiefs with eyebrows while holding their beards, and after a long time, it was replaced by Sun Simiao who spoke.
"Nephew Bi Xian, this gonorrhea is a frequent urination, but it is not smooth, and it is drenched, so it is called gonorrhea......"
Cheng Chubi finally spat out with relief.
"Got it, and I often have the urge to urinate, but I can't pee well, right?"
"In addition, is the lower abdomen of that Taoist leader bulging and there is a sound of water?"
"......" Cheng Chubi's words instantly made Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang, who had little hope, brighten their eyes.
But then, Cheng Chubi was very rude, and looked at the two of them up and down, which made the two elderly people outside the square extremely uncomfortable.
"Actually, it's okay......" Cheng Chubi smiled confidently, looking at the two old drivers who couldn't treat themselves.
"What do you mean by that, nephew?" Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang felt that it was difficult for them to grasp the way of thinking of this Cheng Laosan.
Seeing the innocent expressions of the two Taoist chiefs with a slight hint of nervousness, Cheng Chubi directly hehe.
"Admit it, it's nothing, two Taoist leaders, there's no need to use the set of friends out of nothing.
Everyone is an adult, and it is understandable that we have this disease. ”
“???” What the hell is something out of nothing? It's understandable what it means to have this disease.
The two authorities in the Datang medical community almost exploded. looked at Cheng Laosan, who was full of confidence with a dark face.
Sun Simiao took a deep breath, raised his hand and looked at Yuan Tiangang, who wanted to scare people with a black face, calmly, don't be like this Cheng Laosan.
"Please be cautious when you say that Poor Dao and Yuan Daoyou have always been in good health, and they are exercising with the play of five birds every day, but there is no such gonorrhea."
Seeing that the two Taoist leaders were obviously in a bad mood, Cheng Chubi was slightly stunned.
I can't help but start to introspect myself. Also, whether or not they became the disease.
I'm only in charge of counseling, and if I really want to treat, I can always see that guy's prostate.
"It's the little nephew Meng Lang, and I ask the two Taoist chiefs to calm their anger."
"The little nephew took the liberty of asking, dare to ask how old that Taoist is now, should he be over forty-five years old or older, right?"
"And this disease only occurs in middle-aged and elderly men, and women have never had the same case regardless of age, am I right?"
"Do you really know about this disease?" Yuan Tiangang's face showed a look of shock, this kid, unexpectedly, can say so many judgments just by a few words.
Cheng Chubi smiled, his face full of proud confidence and calmness. In this day and age, no one knows the prostate better than me, no one.
"Of course I do, if I'm right.
It is very likely that this is prostatitis, or an enlarged prostate caused by repeated episodes of prostatitis. ”
"Prostate...... So, what is that? The two Taoist leaders looked confused, really confused.
Cheng Chubi saw the bewildered look of the two Taoist masters, smiled, raised his right hand, and snapped his fingers. "Fourth!"
The next moment, Cheng Laosi was like a border pastor who heard the order.
suddenly rushed to his third brother, holding his head high. "Here, third brother, please command."
"Go, get my sketchpad and charcoal pen."
“!!!”
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The faces of the two Datang medical experts changed dramatically in an instant, and Cheng Laosi's face also turned black.
"Third brother, what do you want to do?"
Facing the questioning eyes of these three people, Cheng Chubi was unhappy.
"If you want to go, you can go, what kind of mouth, third brother, I will explain to the two Taoist leaders what is prostate and prostate enlargement."
"Virtuous nephew, is it okay not to draw?" When Yuan Tiangang thought of the stickman he saw last time, he felt that his spine was tight, and goosebumps were raging.
It's the first time I've seen such an ugly, distorted painting in my life, it's not spicy eyes, it's completely blind.
Sun Simiao also said with a smile. "Virtuous nephew, is there any other way to explain this?"
Cheng Chubi is happy. "If you don't paint, then just find a general one, cough, find a real thing to compare, fourth."
"Yes." Cheng Laosi continued to raise his head, very heroic. The younger brothers, the fifth and sixth brothers, who came in with ghosts, looked at the fourth brother with envy.
"Come, take off your clothes."
“???” The faces of the two Taoist leaders darkened. We're not the kind of people you think.
Cheng Laosi was so frightened that he subconsciously clamped his legs and covered his belt with both hands. "Third brother, what do you want to do? Dad said you can't mess around. ”
"......" Cheng Chubi was shocked, well, he was really shocked. is a father who cares for his son, such an order is indeed right.
But Cheng Laosi, what do you mean? ?
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to explain to the two Dao Masters where the prostate is...... Ay? Ay? Ay? ……”
Before he finished speaking, Cheng Laosi, who was protecting his belt, turned around and ran. "I don't believe it, the fifth and the sixth run ......"
The fifth and sixth were also like two black lightning bolts, and all of a sudden, they all rushed out of the house, leaving behind three dumbfounded bigwigs.
Cheng Chubi's gaze turned and fell on these two foreign masters, and those sinister eyes made the two famous Dao Masters of the Tang Dynasty nervous for a while.
"Or ...... Nephew, you should draw. ”
Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao exchanged eyebrows, and without waiting for Cheng Chubi to say anything embarrassing to them, they preemptively expressed their opinions.
Although Cheng Chubi's painting is very spicy, what he said is indeed very reasonable.
There is no intuitive way, just rely on the mouth of Cheng Chubi, who likes to talk nonsense, and say that nine times out of ten, I really don't understand what the hell the prostate is.
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In the end, the sketchpad and charcoal pen were still sent to Cheng Chubi's hands, and Cheng Chubi cleared his throat and moved his hands.
As usual, a round, five-stick, perfect stickman appeared in the eyes of a group of blackened spectators.
Well, the Cheng family slipped back reverently and squatted aside to watch the excitement.
Sun Simiao took a deep breath, moved his stiff neck, and once again mustered up the courage to set his eyes on the stickman, just about to ask a question.
saw that Cheng Chubi was still swaying his mad artistic cells and continued to immerse himself in creation......
“!!!”