"Your Majesty, I'm ......"

"The old minister is willing to go, please ask the emperor for permission ......"

"Your Majesty, I'm going, please be kind to ......"

I looked at the people in the hall in amazement, and all of them, except me, raised their hands. It was a spectacular scene. I can't help but wonder if these ministers have broken brains. If it is said that the military general raises his hand, it is understandable. Tell me what you civil servants are doing. At one point, look at you, you are all seventy or eighty years old, no longer living at home, what are you going to do in that place, what are you doing!

But...... In other words, if I don't raise my hand, is it in the eyes of the emperor that he is greedy for life and afraid of death? If I had made such an impression on him, my little life would not have lasted long.

"Dongfang Shuo." Sure enough, the emperor still found me, this unlucky child, it's me.

"The ministers all raised their hands, and I see that these people are too impulsive. This is not a play house, it is the diplomacy of the two countries, how can you raise your hand so hastily? For such a great task as the envoy to the Huns, only a stable person can take on this important task. You see, among these ministers, you have not done any meritorious deeds. Well, your eloquence is so good, I think I'd better send you. ”

"Oh, my God, the Emperor, the Emperor. Villains are naturally dull and stupid, how can they take on this heavy responsibility? I was about to raise my hand just now, but it turned out to be half a beat slower than others, which is ...... Hehe, how can I do it. As I spoke, I raised my hands.

"Your Majesty, you see, I want to raise my hand, not just one hand, but two hands."

However, this time I was wrong, I miscalculated. I looked around, my mother. How so? Those guys who just raised their hands all put down their hands at some point, these treacherous guys, no wonder they can become ministers. Why haven't I achieved anything so far, this thing is to blame myself for being stupid!

Traitorous and loyal ministers, no matter what kind of ministers, these people are treacherous people. Luckily, I wasn't born in ancient times, and if I were in ancient times, I would be the standard street fighter!

Hehe, do you think I don't have a way to deal with this? I'm not a fateful person, I want to change my fate.

I lowered my head and sniffed my armpits, then smiled and raised my face and said, "Your Majesty, I just want to confirm whether I have a fox smell or something, can you look at my movement standards?" Fortunately, no, it will not affect your mood in the court. Haha...... "I said, awkwardly lowering my arms, at this time, the gun shot the first bird, I can't do this."

"Well, Dongfang Shuo, if you answer like this, then let's talk about this matter today. Dongfang Shuo, let me ask you, do you know why I allowed you to go to court as a grass people? ”

"This ...... I really don't know about this grass people. I shook my head and said in my heart: Is it because I am handsome, you want me to be the one you are? No, my heart is Xiaorou, and my body belongs to your sister, you won't know about it.

"Hmph, if you knew, wouldn't you be me? Let me tell you the truth, I took a fancy to your smoothness and asked you to come to the court, and people like you can only meet the 'Huns' when they go to the Huns! Besides...... Aren't you an orphan? I haven't gotten married or anything, so I shouldn't have anything to worry about...... When the time comes, even if something happens to you, I will seal you, this is a great honor for you, why don't you understand my hard work? ”

Ladies and gentlemen, listen, is this what the emperor said? Isn't it true that I'm an orphan and not a human being? Do you mean that I am going to die if I don't get married? It's terrifying.

Suddenly, this image appeared in my smart brain, a very scary and terrifying picture. A Xiongnu Shan Yu, who was five big and three thick, was sitting on his throne, holding my head and pouring wine and drinking. And my body, the entrails were eaten by this guy's dog, and my body was split into small pieces. These Huns, laughing, are sticking sharp knives into my flesh.

Ah, just thinking about it makes me feel chills in my back. No, absolutely not, I'm still so young, how can I die? No, I'm going to have to find a substitute. Well...... At this point, my brain is running at high speed, like a computer.

Envoy to the Huns, envoy to the Huns? - Envoy to the Huns!

By the way, there is a person in the history book who really sent an envoy to the Huns, and this person is Su Wu! This story is known to elementary school students, how could I be stupid and can't think of it!

Haha, I'm such a fool, I'm such an idiot, I have forgotten what my old job was, I'm an invincible history teacher, how could I make such a mistake!

"Ah, Your Majesty, the grass people have something to say."

"Oh, what's the matter, let's talk about it."

"Your Majesty, you are Shengming. What you said just now is really a perfect word, and I suddenly realized it after listening to it. It's just that...... It's just that the grass people have no virtue and no talent, and it may be difficult to take on important responsibilities. So...... Therefore, the grass people dare to recommend a person, this person is the top in terms of talent and learning, and the top in terms of Dewang. And...... This person is high-spirited, loyal and righteous, and he will definitely not be able to spare the mission given to him by the emperor. ”

Hehe, I'm really sorry, Brother Su Wu, you are a celebrity in history, I must not rob you of this credit, this is inconsistent with history.

Who has ever heard of the envoy of the Huns in the East in history!

You have to think about it, I'm doing this to give you a chance to be wise, otherwise, how can your name appear in history.

"Oh? Is there still such a person in my court? What a blessing in the world. I don't know what you're talking about? ”

"Your Majesty, this person's name is Su Wu, what do you think?"

"Ah...... Yikes! Suddenly there was a voice in the middle of the hall, followed by an addiction that fell to the ground. I looked back and realized that it was the guy who was standing and sleeping. What's going on? Could it be said that I fell asleep, but I woke up this time. It's a wonder of wonders!

"Su Wu?" Emperor Wu thought for a while, looked at me and said, "Why didn't I think of it?" That's a good proposition. "Okay. Looks like that unlucky guy is going to send the Huns for me!

At this time, the fainted guy had woken up faintly. The emperor looked at it and said, "Su Wu! The emperor said directly and loudly: "You should have heard it just now, Dongfang Shuo recommended you to envoy the Huns, I think it's very good about this matter." I just don't know, what do you mean? ”

My God, why is it so accurate, this guy is the legendary Su Wu. Haha, no wonder I fainted, it turned out to be ...... What kind of iniquity have I had? Ha ha...... I don't know why, I always want to laugh?