Chapter 37 The Nature of the Scum Exposed
"Advanced mathematics? Foreign language? Advanced Physics? Advanced Chemistry? Encyclopedia of Geography? Military Management... Ding Yan looked at the books just assigned by the academy in the dormitory, sixteen, each of which was more than 1 centimeter thick, and Ding Yan's mind was foggy for a while!
Who am I? Where am I? What did I go through?
Ding Yansheng lay on the bed without love, just now roughly looked through the content inside, Ding Yan found that he couldn't understand these books, no, and geography can understand one percent, that is, famous cities, plains and plateaus, etc., in depth, I'm sorry, I really can't understand it.
"Ding Yan! What's wrong? Zhuge Yiyi, who was reading a book on the side, asked.
"I wonder if I'm in the wrong place!" Ding Yan said weakly.
"What's the matter? Let's talk about it! Let's be happy when you say it! Ding Yu looked at the geography encyclopedia with relish, raised his head and said with a smile to Ding Yan.
Ding Yan turned his head and rolled his eyes at Ding Yu, and said helplessly: "I can't understand these books!" ”
"That's it?" Ding Yu asked in surprise, seemingly unimpressed.
"What do you say?" Ding Yan replied angrily.
"Come on! I'm telling you, this book, you have to bite into it, as long as you are immersed in the book, after reading it for a long time, you will understand! Speaking of this, Ding Yu deliberately paused.
"How?" Ding Yan became interested.
"In the end, you still can't read it! Hahaha~~~" Ding Yu began to laugh after speaking.
"Hahaha! ~~~" Zhuge and Ma Shu on the side also laughed.
"it!" Ding Yan picked up the pillow on the bed and rammed it at Ding Yu opposite.
"Haha~ Okay! All right! No kidding! Ding Yu caught the pillow and stopped laughing: "It's not difficult to learn this thing, the so-called difficult people won't, and those who know it are not difficult!" If there is anything you don't understand, don't understand, ask me, or one, after all, we were self-taught and admitted, and the foundation is okay, as for what we don't understand! Ask the instructor! Ding Yu gave advice.
"Brother Ming! You won't die without help, will you! Hearing Ding Yu's words, Ding Yan thought for a while, and could only do this, and turned his head to Zhuge Yi and said.
"Yes!" Zhuge replied very domineeringly.
“。。。” Although he knew that Zhuge was joking, Ding Yan was still panicked, what kind of roommate did he meet!
"Two bosses! Don't forget me! Ma Shu said weakly on the side.
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On September 12th, the class officially started.
Ding Yan and the four walked into the classroom with the book in their arms. The classroom is large and bright, full of room for hundreds of people to attend classes at the same time, there are microphones on the podium, and four large speakers are displayed around the classroom.
There were already fifty or sixty students in the student seats, and at a glance, they were all lieutenant-level officers.
The four of them found a seat in the middle and sat side by side, Ding Yan and Ma Shu, two people who "don't learn and don't know", were sandwiched between Ding Yu and Zhuge two self-taught high-achieving students.
"Two, take good notes, if you don't understand, go back and tell me!" Ding Yan said to Ding Yu and Zhuge on both sides.
“OK!” The two made an OK gesture at the same time.
"Hello everyone, I'm Wang Qingzhi, and I'm your military management instructor! I am also your bishop of this year, you can always come to me if you have any questions in the school, and the roll call will begin below! "An old man of about sixty years old, who looked very serious, carried a golden flower on his shoulder, representing his status as a civilian cadre, and his first lesson was military management.
"Liu Chunxiang!"
"Here!"
"Sun Jiang!"
"Here!"
"Chen Xue!"
"Here!"
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"After the roll call, let's start the class, for military management, what we pay attention to is the management of the army, how to manage it? How to manage? To what extent? So the questions can be found in military management, now open the textbook, the first lesson, an overview of military management, talking about... Wang Qingzhi began to give lectures.
Next, it is Wang Qingzhi's tirade, Ding Yan is dizzy and wants to sleep again, really, if Ding Yan fell asleep early in school when he was in school, here, that is, the willpower of the soldier spurred him on, let him hold on, even if he didn't understand, he continued to listen.
"Class!" With Wang Qingzhi's voice, Ding Yan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and directly lay on the table and began to sleep.
The three Ding Yu next to them looked at each other, and then they all thought to Ding Yan: "Phew! Scumbag! ”
Ding Yan stood up and answered the questions raised by the instructor, which was simply an exit, and each answer won the appreciation of the instructor and the warm applause of the students. Saliva flowed from the corners of Ding Yan's mouth.
With a "snap", Ding Yan woke up, sat up, and looked to the side blankly.
"I'm drooling, what kind of dreams are I having?" Ding Yu said disdainfully.
"Nothing!" Ding Yan wiped his saliva and said.
"That's it! It's time for class! Don't sleep! Ma Shu patted Ding Yan on the shoulder.
"Hello everyone, I'm your math teacher, Liang Jian! I know that some of you have insufficient academic qualifications, and there are those who have not gone to school, those who have been escorted by the military region, and those who want to tutor in mathematics in their spare time can come to me! Let's start the class, today we will talk about calculus, open the first page of the textbook... ”
Another vivid math lesson became Ding Yan's lullaby, I know every number, but together, I'm sorry, I still can't understand it! This made Ding Yan feel the deep malice from the world, what did he do in his previous life? Let God do this to himself? Looking at Ding Yu and Zhuge next to him who were listening with relish, Ding Yan began to copy wildly with deep unwillingness, copying the questions written down by the instructor on the blackboard, he planned to make up for it after class, not to mention how good he had learned, at least he couldn't fail the exam during the exam!
In the next few days, what physics, chemistry, foreign language and other courses made Ding Yan feel the darkness of life, and his brain was completely insufficient.
"Brother Ming! Tell me about it. Ding Yan took the exercise book, broke into the dormitory in a hurry, and when he saw Zhuge one, he rushed over and asked.
"Come on! Let me see! Zhuge Yi did not refuse, and took the exercise book.
"There was a bear that fell into a trap that was 19,617 meters deep and fell for exactly 2 seconds. A: White, Polar Bear B: Brown, Brown Bear C: Black, Black Bear D: Black Brown, Malayan Bear E: Gray, Grizzly Bear. After reading it, Zhuge walked to the only table in the room, took a pen on a blank piece of paper and began to calculate.
“??? That's all ??? Ding Yan was convinced, when he saw this question, the whole person collapsed, and he had no idea where to start!
"Whoa! The answer is out! Choose C! Zhuge got up and handed the exercise book back to Ding Yan.
"Why?" Ding Yan has a question mark in his head.
"The acceleration due to gravity is 9.8085 m/s, which is about 44 degrees. According to the geographical distribution of bears, there are no bears in the southern hemisphere, and it can be known that it should be 44 degrees north latitude. According to the title, since it is a trap that bears can fall into, and because there are few precious animals on land that are bigger than bears, it can be pushed out, and this trap is designed for bears. Ding Yan handed over a cigarette, and the two smoked.
Zhuge Yiyi continued to explain: "Secondly, since the ground trap is designed for bears, it must be terrestrial bears. Most terrestrial bears have poor eyesight and are difficult to distinguish traps, so they are easy to fall into, so the optional answers are: brown bears, American black bears, and Asiatic black bears. Given the question, there are only brown bears and black bears, and there are only two answers left. Since the trap is 19.617 meters deep, the soil must be the impact parent material, so that it is easy to excavate. Although brown bears have geographical distribution, they are mostly at high altitudes, and they are fierce, and the risk factor of hunting is large, and the value is not as high as that of black bears. The general bear paws and bear bile are taken from black bears. And because the geographical distribution of black bears basically does not coincide with brown bears. It can be determined that the correct answer to this question is a black bear. To sum up, bears are black. Zhuge Yi finished the rest of the solution steps in a very domineering breath, and then raised his eyebrows at Ding Yan with a smile.
“。。。” Ding Yan is autistic, is there such a big gap between this person and people?
"That's it! Ding Yan, study hard, after you learn well, you will find that this kind of question is very simple! Zhuge comforted Ding Yan.
"Okay!" What else can be said? Anyway, Ding Yan felt that his brain was a little insufficient, and he really didn't discover the true nature of his scumbag when he didn't study before.
"No more talking! I'll continue to read the book! Ding Yan put away the workbook, took out advanced physics from the table and began to read it.
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"The bottom ball, three steps too lazy to get, dead cannon love... Ding Yan, is it good for you to learn a foreign language like this? Ding Yu looked at the Chinese characters written and marked by Ding Yan in Ding Yan's foreign language books, and asked sneeringly.
"I'll read it first!" Ding Yan is very reasonable.
"Okay! But it works! Ding Yu also agrees with Ding Yan's little skill, it is basically impossible to replace a textbook full of foreign languages with someone who has not learned it to read it.
"Give! Here's my chemistry note, take a look! Should work for you! Ding Yu took out a small book from the book he was holding and handed it to Ding Yan, saying that Ding Yu had a high opinion of Ding Yan, who had a fate with his name, and in these days, Ding Yu found that Ding Yan was a comrade-in-arms, so he was also very concerned about Ding Yan's learning.
"Thank you, brother!" For Ding Yan, this comrade-in-arms who is only one month older than himself is also very good, of course, the other two people in the dormitory can also be, that is, Ma Shu is more introverted and usually doesn't like to talk, but it does not prevent the relationship between several people from heating up, after all, if you have to be together for four years, if the relationship is not good, it will be very painful.
Ding Yan is now forgetting to sleep and eat in order to study, not to mention how to learn, at least the attitude of learning is very agreeable, in his spare time, he is either doing questions or memorizing words, in order to not fail the exam, which is Ding Yan's goal now, of course, if he learns better, Ding Yan is also very willing.