I know, now that's the only way out I have. The reason is simple, in this high-walled compound, if you want to go out, you have to fly out. But obviously, I don't have the ability to be a bird, nor do I have the eaves to walk the wall like a martial arts master.

So what should I do?

At this time, I suddenly remembered a sentence, "How can a man get out of a dog's hole?" "I looked at this dog hole, and my eyes were very resolute, I can't drill, I can't drill!

However, there is a good saying, the eldest husband can bend and stretch as a man, I think that Brother Han Xin could endure the humiliation of the crotch back then, I am a little person who is not famous, what is it to drill a dog hole.

Thinking of this, I went straight out, forget it, let's escape and ascend to heaven first.

However, I was halfway out of my body, and then I was back again! Grandma's, I'd rather I hadn't gotten out, I'd rather be in the dining room.

The reason why I am so panicked is very simple, outside at the exit of the dog hole, I saw a circle of soldiers, each of them with a large sword for the army, waiting for me to go out.

The guy who led the team looked very fierce, and when he saw me, he smiled and said, "Lord Dongfang, the last general has been waiting for you here for a long time!" ”

Grandma's, do I still need you to wait? Really!

At this time, I heard the man's voice outside: "Lord Dongfang, don't you come out to take a look?" The emperor said that the last general will find you no matter what. The emperor wants to see you, if you don't go, the emperor said that if the Dongfang Lord is not willing to go to see the emperor with the last general, then let the last general go back with your body. Speaking of this, he paused and said, "How is it, Lord Dongfang, you can't get out?" ”

"Wait...... "I really don't know what to do now, the road in front has been blocked, and the road behind has also been blocked." What awaits me is a road of no return with no end!

"This general, we have something to say. Since the emperor wants to see me, he will summon me directly, how dare we, as courtiers, not listen to the emperor! As I spoke, I walked back and said, "I'm going to bother you, general, you're very busy, and it's really not suitable for me." In this case, I'll go directly to the emperor. ”

"In that case, the last general will not go in, you go to the main entrance of the imperial dining room, where General Chen is guarding. You know how to do it, if you dare to escape, I can't guarantee your life! ”

"Of course, you've worked so hard, you've worked so hard!" I said with a smile and turned back to the imperial dining room.

Now the question is not whether I can escape, but what to say when I see the emperor, I kept thinking in my heart, and at this time, I also came to the main entrance of the imperial dining room.

Sure enough, as the man said, a pair of the emperor's personal soldiers were waiting for me at the main gate. At the front of the team, there was a tall guy, and this person looked like General Chen.

"Oh, everyone, it's hard work, is it okay to stand here like this? Is it cold or not? Are you hungry, do you want to eat something, the things in the imperial dining room are delicious...... "I was going to tease this guy for a few words, but he kept looking at me coldly, and I knew that my plan was completely over."

"Let's go, Lord Dongfang, the emperor is in the imperial study!" This General Chen didn't talk nonsense with me at all, and directly called people to come up and surround me. As soon as I looked at this posture, I knew that this time it was inevitable.

General Chen took me to the emperor's imperial study, and he called the deacon's eunuch at the door to report inside. After a while, the eunuch came out, looked at me, looked at General Chen and said, "The emperor has an order to tell General Chen Dongfang Shuo to enter the imperial study, and the rest are waiting outside!" ”

Things have come to this point, and I know it's useless to say anything. So, along the way, I was depressed and felt extremely frustrated. However, it wasn't until I entered the imperial study and knelt on the ground to meet the emperor and the imperial concubine that my heart calmed down. Because I know what awaits me.

Man is inherently dead, either lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai. Although I am not Tarzan, I am definitely not a red hair. But ah, I just feel a special grievance in my heart.

Hey, maybe I'm the first person to die because of a dog in thousands of years! Human life is not as good as a dog, it's really an old dog!

I knelt on the ground, and there were two people in the imperial study, one was Emperor Wu sitting on a chair, and the other was the imperial concubine. The emperor was looking at me, and when he saw me kneeling on the ground, he asked with displeasure on his face: "Dongfang Shuo, are you guilty?"

"If the emperor speaks, what is the crime of Weichen?"

"Okay, you Dongfang Shuo, you dare to play Tai Chi in front of me, you are really a bastard!"

"Your Majesty, what you said is in the clouds. Although you say that you are the emperor, Weichen really doesn't know what you mean. ”

"Bastard!"

"Panic!"

"Okay, let me ask you, what did you just do? Why do you want to escape the palace in a hurry? ”

"If you go back to the emperor, you have wronged the ministers by saying this." I straightened up directly, looked at the emperor's face and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen just arrived and was hungry, so he went to the imperial dining room to find something to eat." As for what you said, Weichen wants to escape from the palace, and it is not Weichen who did it at all. Your Majesty, you should know that in this palace, I have the pass card you gave me. In this palace, except for the harem and some important palaces, I can't enter casually, but other places are with your permission. ”

"At one point, I said the emperor, this imperial dining room is not a forbidden area, I am just hungry and want to eat."

"Well, is that so, Dongfang Shuo, how did I hear that you just entered the aromatic garden with two people, and killed the black pearl of the imperial concubine!" Speaking of this, the emperor's face became very unhappy and said, "Say, what the hell is going on!" ”

"Your Majesty, if you listen to the truth about this matter, I will say it. If you want to hear a lie, I won't speak anymore. Anyway, you are the emperor, how dare we, as courtiers, disobey the emperor! ”

Seeing that I have the power to return to heaven, I can only do my best. The current situation is not something that I can undo by saying anything, because I know that the imperial concubine who is standing next to the emperor should have told the emperor what happened a long time ago. Among them, I believe that there must be a plot to add fuel and vinegar, I don't believe that this woman will tell the emperor in line with the truth of the matter.

"You ......" The emperor smiled instead: "Dongfang Shuo, of course I have to listen to the truth in this matter, you tell me the original story!" ”

"Yes, Your Majesty." After saying this, I glanced at the imperial concubine who was looking at me coldly from the side, and said, "Your Majesty, this is how things happened......"

As I spoke, I made up things that were powerful to me. Of course, this matter was originally provoked by the mother's black dog first. If that's what it looks like, why should I care about how you feel?

Therefore, when I say that I am angry, the expression on my face will match very well......

The emperor listened to me quietly, and there was no expression. It was the imperial concubine next to the emperor, she listened, and the expression on her face became ugly. By the time I was finished, I could see that her pale red face had turned iron-blue. I know she must be angry right now. After all, I was talking nonsense for most of what I said, and it would be very convincing to deceive people who had not seen the scene.

"You...... You...... Dongfang Shuo, you dare to deceive the emperor, do you know that you are guilty of deceiving the king! ”

When I saw the imperial concubine say these words, my body trembled with anger.

Deserve it, who made you want this to kill the three of us. It's obviously your fault, letting the big black dog wander around in the woods, and hurting us. This matter, let alone me, is anyone, and I will not sit still. It's light to kill that brute, and if you provoke me, I'll kill you!"

"Imperial Concubine Niangniang, do you also know what the crime of bullying the king is?" I sneered and said, "You don't want to act in front of the emperor, and you put the things that have nothing to do with us on the three of us, what is this for?" ”

"You talk nonsense......"

Or maybe the imperial concubine couldn't have imagined that I would be so shameless, after all, this matter, as long as she was not at the scene and didn't see the three of us doing it, she couldn't say anything.

"Am I talking nonsense?" I laughed all at once, but instead of a normal laugh, I sneered: "Is it me talking nonsense or are you talking nonsense?" Mother, this incident started because of your black pearl, and the end is also because of your black pearl. Why did you insist that the three of us killed the Black Pearl? If you can tell me why, I'll admit it! ”

At this time, in front of the emperor, I can't show a cowardly expression, otherwise, the emperor will think that I am making up a story!

Sometimes, people are like that. The more you try to hide your shortcomings, the more they will be exposed.

Thinking about it just now, I was scared to death, and I always felt that if I saw the emperor, what should I say? That woman is blowing the wind in the emperor's ear, is there anything good about me?

However, after seeing the emperor, I was relieved. Big deal is a dead word, what am I afraid of? Even if it is death, I will bite you hard when I am dying!

"You ......" The imperial concubine was speechless by my anger, and then she looked at me, rolled her eyes and said, "Your Majesty, if you don't believe what I say, you can ask the guards." Those ten people can testify, these people are obviously about to be beheaded, why can they escape? ”