Li Nannan turned into a paper man, a paper man who was eye-catching, snuggled up to the old scalper, who was also a paper scalper, watching the funeral procession, passing in front of his eyes.

The filial sons and grandchildren are crying bitterly, praying that the ancestors will go all the way, and no one will look at him.

This made him feel very empty and extremely panicked.

Because he knew very well that he could not find six people to look at his eyes, he was just a paper man burned to ashes, without any soul, and after falling from the sky to the earth, he turned into fertilizer.

What about the people who look at me?

Where is it?

Come on, come on!

Under Li Nannan's eager prayer, he finally saw the first pair of eyes, which were the eyes of a woman, with a familiarity that no matter how much he thought, he could not remember.

He didn't care about any of that anymore, staring at those eyes, greedily hooking the soul he needed.

The woman was gone, as if she had suddenly lost her soul, and a second person appeared, also a woman.

Li Nannan knew her, it was Yue Zitong.

Why did Yue Zitong come here, Li Nannan didn't think much about this question, he didn't feel a little guilty when he took away a trace of his aunt's soul, she was sorry for him, and she deserved to die early.

Hey, why is Min Rou here too?

This kid, doesn't he know that the paper man who has the finishing touch can't be faced?

Hurry up, hurry up, I don't want to hurt you—alas, it's too late, I already have the souls of three people, who is the fourth?

Ha, is it Concubine Zhan?

Okay, very good, self-righteous stinky woman, pretending to be hairy with a cold look, Lao Tzu will definitely grass you if he has a chance.

Who is this? It's a little similar to Helan Fusu's little white face, is it his sister, or his sister?

It doesn't matter if it's his sister or his sister, there are no good people in the Helan family, just enjoy it!

And the last one?

Obedient, she is a superb beauty, the black silk long legs are not inferior to Yue slut, the key is that mature woman's demeanor, just like a fairy in the night, riding on such a woman, it should be very comfortable.

Okay, okay, don't come and watch anymore, Lao Tzu is ready to ascend to heaven!

Li Nannan saw that in the wailing of filial sons and grandsons, the fire suddenly enveloped him, the old cattle, the mountains of gold and silver, and the fire devoured them like poisonous snakes, but he didn't feel the slightest pain, just stared at the six women with strange eyes, and silently thought in his heart, I will come back to you, and wait for you to die.

A cow crowed, reminding Li Nannan that the hour had come and it was time to hit the road.

The old scalper is in front, the gold and silver mountains are floating on both sides, and the ancestors of the lost owner are better than walking in the courtyard, with big sleeves fluttering.

The ancestor of the mourning lord was a man, with a square head and a big face and a majestic appearance, wearing a black gold silk rusty dragon robe, stepping on auspicious clouds and climbing to the sky, and wearing an eight-treasure golden dragon crown on his head - just like the ancient kings, touching his beard while walking, pointing out the country.

Seeing the demeanor of a man like a play, Li Nannan wanted to scold and pretend to be forced, but fortunately he didn't scold, because he saw that suddenly a lot of people came out of the clouds, beautiful women in palace clothes, sergeants of Jin Ge Iron Horse, holding Changshuo, with a bow on his shoulders and back, and iron armor on his face, all of them murderous.

If he scolded, the gang would tear him to shreds.

The awe-inspiring murderous aura made him tremble, and he subconsciously stuck to the old scalper's side and bowed his head forward.

He may be a real emperor, Lao Tzu is just a paper man who sent him to heaven, he didn't know where he was sleeping before, and he was arrested and responsible for leading his horse.

It's just very strange, how can a dignified emperor still use the vulgar funeral in the countryside?

After the death of the emperor, isn't it all the whole country to mourn, white-clothed pickaxe, there is Yinglong in front of the road, there is Xuanwu in the back, and there is the commander of the mother of Fengbery - what's the matter, the funeral will be so simple and outrageous?

Li Nannan didn't wonder for a long time, the old scalper told him, saying that this emperor was a very good generation of famous monarchs, but he died by himself, causing chaos in the world, and was murdered by his traitors, and even the queen was taken away for fun after his death, and the king himself was abandoned by the riotous soldiers on the way back to the capital, and the corpse was in the wilderness.

Later, the king's henchmen, risking their lives, restrained him and sent him to a place in the mountains of the Great Northeast for burial, where the poor rabbits don't, and when they mourn him, there is an old scalper, and it would be good for the paper people to send each other.

These palace beauties who suddenly appeared from the clouds, and the warriors of a hundred battles, were all loyal to the king during their lifetimes, and they came to meet him after he died and returned to heaven.

Therefore, the old scalper told Li Nannan that it was best not to look east and west, so as not to cause trouble, lose the three souls and six spirits that he had accumulated with great difficulty, and turn back to his fate of being a blank sheet of paper.

Li Nannan was resigned, and agreed repeatedly, and later couldn't help asking, how could he see such six women before he was mourned?

The old scalper glanced at Li Nannan deeply, and said that they are all the emperor's concubines, the kind that has long been lost in fragrance, the emperor misses them very much before his death, and the feeling of longing touched the heavens, so they turned into human form, reincarnated in the world, and saw off the emperor.

Li Nannan asked again, then can't I harm them?

The old scalper hasn't answered yet, hugging the beauty. The emperor, who was surrounded by warriors in a hundred battles, suddenly turned around and shouted, who was there to beep blindly, disturbing me and chatting with the Zhongqing's family?

Li Nannan wanted to say that it wasn't him, it was the old scalper who was beeping blindly - the emperor suddenly revealed his prototype, turning into a hideous-looking black dragon, baring his teeth and dancing his claws and roaring and pounced.

"Ahh

When Li Nannan was frightened, he opened his mouth and let out a terrible scream, and the black dragon burrowed into his mouth, and then heard the panicked voice of his mother, which came in his ears: "Nanfang, Nanfang, what's wrong with you?" Hurry up, old man, the south is awake! ”

Li Nannan opened his eyes suddenly, the black dragon, the old scalper, the palace beauty, and the warrior of a hundred battles all came to naught, only the dignified and kind face of the master and wife really existed, and the crystal tears slipped down like a rain and fell on his face, making him feel the coolness that he had never felt before, and the anger wrapped in the black dragon in his heart and chest was instantly dispersed.

Then, he saw his mother-in-law and Aunt Xue.

The mother-in-law was also in tears, wiping it non-stop, but laughing, it was happy that he finally woke up.

Aunt Xue didn't cry, let alone laugh, the worry in her eyes dissipated after he woke up, and the silver teeth gritted and scolded: "Rabbit cub, you deserve it!" ”

The sound of hurried footsteps came, and the old man's steamed bun face occupied all his sight in a flash, staring at him for a long time, before he breathed a long sigh of relief, and said tiredly: "Whew!" Finally got this life back. ”

Li Nannan didn't know what was going on, and subconsciously wanted to sit up, but he didn't have the slightest strength in his body.

"Don't move, South, you were bitten by a poisonous snake all over your body, and you died without poison, this is God's mercy."

The master wiped away her tears, suddenly remembered something, stood up and ran out: "Tie Niu family, you quickly accompany me to the Valley of the Kings and thank the ancestors!" ”

"Walk slowly, you haven't eaten well for a few days, and your body can't bear it. Alas, I'll go with you, old Xie's family, auntie, please take care of this rabbit cub. ”

The old man sighed and hurried out.

"Leave you, we've got this bunny cub in your hands."

Xue Xinghan looked very dry, waved his hand and sat on the edge of the bed, and then raised his hand to give Li Nannan a mouthful.

The slap was very loud, startling the mother-in-law who wiped her tears, Li Nannan heard it clearly, but he couldn't feel the pain he deserved, just like being gently brushed by a dog's tail grass.

"Don't you feel pain?"

Xue Xinghan asked him.

"Well, I can feel it a little."

Only then did Li Nannan realize that when he spoke, he had to exert a lot of effort, otherwise he wouldn't be able to move his tongue.

"That's right. Hmph, you deserve it. ”

Xue Xinghan didn't scold, as if he would feel uncomfortable, and then reached out and pinched Li Nannan's body hard, and asked, "What about here, do you feel it?" ”

Li Nannan's heartbeat was slightly faster, and his face might also be red, because the one and that thing that Xue Xinghan pinched was the treasure he used to conquer women, although it didn't hurt at all, he could feel it.

This shrew, in front of my mother-in-law, pinched my life, doesn't she know how to be shy?

When Li Nannan thought like this, he saw his mother-in-law quickly glance over there, and then lowered her head.

Li Nannan suddenly understood, grass, Lao Tzu wouldn't be wearing nothing and just lying on the bed, right?

Xue Xinghan seemed to know what he was thinking, and said with a sneer: "Hmph, you guessed right, you are now slick, I can eat your tofu as much as I want, old lady." You don't want to? If you have the ability, roll up and cover it. Tsk, rabbit cub, the person is not big, the guy is not small. ”

Li Nannan closed his eyes and wanted to die and pull down.

He could see that in Xue Xinghan's eyes, there was only ridicule and no shyness when men and women met honestly, and it was not as connotative as his mother-in-law at all, and he definitely had the mind of a female hooligan to deliberately tease him.

The mother-in-law saw that her son-in-law was going to die, and couldn't help but persuade Mrs. Xie: "Xing, Xinghan, don't mess with him, he just woke up from a coma for a few days, and Xiaoqiao's family said that his emotions should not go up and down." ”

"Ha, no wonder they all say that the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the happier she becomes, it's really like this. Okay, for the sake of your face, I'll let this rabbit cub go this time. You are a family, I am an outsider, gone! ”

Xue Xinghan laughed, and when he stood up, he grabbed Li Nannan's baby and dragged it hard, as if he wanted to peel off a layer of skin, before he turned around and walked away with his plump buttocks.

Being tossed by this shrew reminded him of when he was a child, didn't she love to play with his little sparrow, her face was full of envy, until she gave birth to two sons for Lao Xie in one go, and she lost this bad taste.

Li Nannan wants to die, and he wants to cry even more, in front of his mother-in-law, isn't it?

My wife too, you and the shrew looked at my bare buttocks, it's nothing, I was originally your little look, but what about the mother-in-law, this is an outsider, why should you get me a bed blanket to cover up your ugliness?

"South, the second uncle said that if you don't have more than 800 wounds on your body, you can't wear clothes or cover things. Luckily, you covered your face and didn't get bitten by the snake—"

The mother-in-law said in a low voice, as if she was quickly scanning her eyes over there, and then lowered her eyes and whispered: "And more importantly, if you want to demobilize that and that place, you should use it, press and massage it with your hands, like your Aunt Xue." In the past few days that you have been in a coma, several of us have taken turns to press and massage you. Thankfully, we're all your elders. No, don't worry too much. ”

After the mother-in-law stumbled and finished speaking, it took a long time for Li Nannan to ask with difficulty: "Why, don't you replace it with someone else?" ”