I hurriedly looked at the back of Princess Zhen'er Mi and pretended to shout, "Really, what are you doing, princess." Didn't I tell you more than once that I was a dangerous man. Did I say that you must never fall in love with me, never fall in love with me. Hey, I'm sad now, there's no way around it. Who made me have only one woman in my heart, Xiaorou? Even if you are beautiful, what does it have to do with me? Forget it, don't be sad, just treat me as a dream. Hey, my dear Xiaorou, when did you come over? What a coincidence, I didn't expect you to come back to rescue me. It really touched me......"

"Hmph, of course I'm back to save you...... Get on the horse! ”

How can I say this expression, I don't seem to believe what I say. Could it be that Xiaorou heard what I said to the princess? If that's really the case...... Forget it, it's all come to this point, what do I care about, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth!

This one...... Ah, can I give my opinion, that ...... Ah, Xiaorou, I don't seem to be called Zhang Guolao, why did I ride a donkey upside down...... What about riding a horse upside down?

Hey, really, you're making me feel so upset. You know, this old man is an old man, I'm not. I am one of the eight immortals, and I am just a mortal! People ride their own donkeys, and that's stable, I ...... Oh, this is a galloping horse, how can I sit still.

One more thing, my dear Xiaorou, you won't let me hug your sexy little waist, what can I do!

Ah, by the way, Xiaorou is angry with me now, but I can't give up.

"Xiaorou, let's discuss, can you let me hold you, I'...... I'm so scared ......."

"That's the question...... I think you'd better think about what you've done behind my back......"

"Huh? Look at you, I like you so much, I love you, how can I do anything behind your back. Xiaorou, you misunderstood, absolutely misunderstood me. ”

"I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I just want to know if you ever loved Princess Makomi. ”

"Xiao Rou, don't joke with me, how can I like the princess of the Huns. Hehe......"

"Really, not?"

"This ...... Of course it's true, you're the only one in my heart! ”

"Okay, then you stay like this, when you're willing to tell the truth, I'll turn you over again!"

"Don't ...... I just can't stand this bump. Alright, alright, I'll be honest. I...... I'm a little bit fond of princesses, this ...... This princess is so beautiful, if you don't like it, it's a lie! But, let me be clear, this is not love. ”

"Huh? Is love not the same as love? Don't lie to me! ”

"Why should I deceive you, like is like, love is love. Like is not the only thing, but love is the only one. Xiao Rou ...... "Taking advantage of this time, I said emotionally: "I love you......"

"Put away your rhetoric...... I advise you to hold on to Cinderella's ass, or don't blame me for falling! ...... said," Xiao Rou said here, and directly gave Cinderella a whip!

"Don't...... Help......" I heard my wails of pain in the air......

In other words, this Cinderella is really a good horse, you see, from morning to night, this day, there is no food, no water. However, it seems that Xiaorou and I haven't eaten anything. That's not the point, the point is ...... As soon as I finished praising it, I saw the horse lying on the ground, refusing to move, no wonder it was called "Cinderella".

Forget it, after all, people are animals, and this animal is not a machine, how can you not be tired. It's the car we drive, and if we don't refuel it, it won't want to move.

I am not an evil capitalist, and I must have squeezed the last drop of sweat out of the laborers. This is simply the devil, this is simply perverted.

Don't be afraid, poor Cinderella, if you're tired, rest, I'm not going to force you or anything.

Xiao Rou and I got off the horse together, I first ran under a big tree and vomited, and then, holding my stomach, came to Xiao Rou. Xiao Rou looked at me and asked, "What's wrong, it's uncomfortable, isn't it?" ”

"Ah, yes, I feel like my stomach is empty, there's nothing."

"That's ......," Xiao Rou said, directly on her body, taking out the last apple.

I knew, I knew you wouldn't be so ruthless, Xiaorou, sure enough, you care about me the most, at this moment, I was so moved that I was about to cry.

Give it to me, give it to me, I licked my lips and looked at her with eyes that were a hundred times more innocent than a baby.

"Are you hungry right now?" Xiao Rou shook the apple in her hand and asked.

"Uh-huh!" I couldn't wait to nod, Xiaorou, I know you're the best, don't tease me at this time, I really can't stand it.

"Oh, look at you so pitiful......" Xiao Rou said here, and directly sighed and took a bite into the big, round apple. That sweet juice, like a devil, splashed directly on my face. I stuck out my tongue and licked it, it was so sweet!

"Xiaorou, hehe, let me take a bite too, hehe, I don't dislike being bitten by you. Actually, you know, I really like to eat apples......" With that, I reached for the apple, and Naughty took the apple to the other side.

"Oops, I just heard the apple cry at me. Guess what it says? ”

"Don't be kidding, how can a fruit talk."

"Why not, it told me that as an apple, it's okay for me to be eaten, but ah, I can't stand being deceived by others. The taste of my apples is as delicious as the princess's. ”

Ah, this...... This girl, is this what Apple said? This is obviously what you said is good or not. I knew you still remembered it. Ah, really, the tiger is not powerful, you and I are a sick cat. No matter how I am, I am also a dignified man, how can I always be angry with you. Well, no matter how kind a person is, there are times when he has a bad temper.

Xiaorou, don't you know that this Buddha also has times of anger? This time, you really thought wrong, how can I, Dongfang Shuo, be at your mercy.

Isn't it just not eating, hmph, okay, let's see who consumes whom.

I'm not going to fight for apples today, if I don't eat it, I won't eat it, do I still need you this meal of apples?! Damn, the eldest husband would rather die than be eaten! Have a backbone!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but turn my head to look at the Cinderella. This guy was grazing there, and he couldn't even notice my evil gaze. Haha, that's right, I'm going to beat you up tonight.

This one...... Hehe, Cinderella, let's discuss, do you think your meat is steamed or braised to be delicious? Ah, by the way, there is no pot in this grassland, this is a question worth thinking about. Otherwise...... Otherwise, let's just barbecue, this doesn't need to prepare so many things, it's not just convenient, the key is simple. Oops, it's been a long time since I've eaten barbecue, and the corners of my mouth are watering when I think of it......