Inside the room, there was a sound, His Majesty the Emperor's vibrato, pulling out an S-shaped curve.

Oh, everyone outside the house had fried their scalps and goosebumps all over their bodies.

I always felt like something strange was going on inside.

"Emperor, Emperor, are you okay, do you want the slave to come in and have a look?" The loyal eunuch couldn't help but whisper.

There was an instant roar from the Emperor Taishang, who was obviously very angry.

"Don't come in, whoever dares to come in, I will kill him!"

Hearing such an answer, the others couldn't help but shrink their necks, shut their mouths in disgrace, and honestly squatted outside.

Then Cheng Sanlang's voice came: "Emperor, you have to relax." ”

"Shut up, I don't need you to teach!"

“？？？” What's going on inside? Why is the dialogue here so weird and weird?

After almost a cup of tea, the door was opened from the inside.

Several eunuchs and Gong E subconsciously turned their heads to look and saw Cheng Sanlang who was sweating badly. "Your Majesty let Father-in-law Zhongbao go in......"

The loyal old eunuch at the head of the group, Chong Cheng Sanlang, bowed slightly, and entered the room with a boastful step, and the others had not yet moved.

Cheng Chubi closed the door tightly again.

“……”

The old eunuch Zhongbao entered the house, and his expression couldn't help but be stunned.

He saw His Majesty the Emperor, who was dressed in a very messy manner and had a sweaty face, standing on the edge of the couch with his legs slightly apart in a figure-eight shape.

"Come here, get dressed for me."

The loyal old eunuch pressed his rushing heart, looked at his nose and nose, and walked quickly to His Majesty the Emperor.

began to clean up Li Yuan quickly and skillfully, and the kung fu of dividing five by two finally made Li Yuan look neat and well-dressed again.

"Okay, you can also step down, the door doesn't have to be closed, it's too hot in this room."

"Yes, the slave and maid are gone." The old eunuch saluted respectfully, and retreated quietly and silently outside the house like a civet cat.

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With his legs apart, as if he was squatting on a horse, Li Yuan, who slowly sat on the edge of the couch, puffed out his eyes and glared at Cheng Chubi viciously.

And Cheng Chubi maintained a rigorous and solemn expression, facing this VIP who was old and had a bad temper.

"You've done this check-up, what's my condition?"

"Your Majesty, after ...... After examination, Wei Chen could determine that the emperor did have an enlarged prostate. ”

"A normal person's prostate is about this size, and your prostate has enlarged to this extent......"

Cheng Chubi used gestures to tell Li Yuan about the data he obtained through digital anal examination.

In addition, after Weichen's examination, now, the emperor's prostate has not shown signs of deterioration. Therefore, surgery as soon as possible is the best option. ”

"Deterioration? How much can this gonorrhea get worse? Li Yuan was a little confused, his life was worse than death, and it could deteriorate.

"I mean, this enlarged prostate may also cause cancer, and once it becomes cancerous, even if it is removed, it will not save your life."

Li Yuan rubbed his forehead, always feeling that what Cheng Laosan said was incomprehensible.

But at least it probably means that you understand, and you can still cut it now, so quickly cut that thing off.

Otherwise, if you cut it in the future, I'm afraid that even if you cut it, you will die.

"Well, I listen to you on this matter, when can I do it." Li Yuan stroked his long white beard and said, he was already a little impatient at this moment.

"If the emperor is in a hurry to perform surgery, he has to wait at least three days, and during these three days, the emperor needs to take the medicine according to this prescription......"

"After that, I have to go to the Taoist temple of Sun Simiao to do it."

As soon as I heard that I was going to go outside for surgery, I thought of the examination that Cheng Chubi had done for me, and the whole person was not good.

Li Yuan didn't want to lose face and throw himself outside the palace, so he categorically vetoed this proposal.

"No, just do it in my Da'an Palace."

"If you want the minister to operate on you in the Da'an Palace, you need to arrange a suitable operating room and ward here, and I am afraid it will take a few more days......

Li Yuan frowned, and his eyes fell on Cheng Chubi, who was talking about it.

"I'm tormented by this gonorrhea every day now, so I can't go any faster?"

Looking at Li Yuan's old face that looked a little haggard, with eyes full of desire to survive, Cheng Chubi happily came up with a solution.

"This ...... Otherwise, the minister will give you a urinary catheter catheter first, which can ensure that the emperor will not be tormented by symptoms such as frequent urination, urgency, and incomplete urination before the operation. ”

“？？？” Li Yuan looked at Cheng Chubi, lowered his head, glanced at his crotch, and then at Cheng Chubi.

His face was dark again, and he always felt that there was something wrong with this kid's inspection and methods, so he was greeting him three ways.

Seeing the unhappy expression of Emperor Li Yuan, Cheng Chubi was also very tired.

Who let you get such a three-way disease, can I still cure your foot disease, but you can't cure your eye disease from the mouth?

“…… Come on, how do you do it? ”

"Well, Emperor, you have to take off your clothes again."

“！！！”

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Father-in-law Zhongbao once again received the emperor's command, entered the door and closed the door.

With this loyal eunuch to take care of him, plus he has already been ashamed.

Now that they have begun to break the jar, Li Yuan, who has obviously let go a lot, have also followed.

Therefore, the insertion of the urinary catheter is much more numerous than the previous digital anal examination.

When I heard the sound of urine squirting from the special urinal, I felt that my lower abdomen, which seemed to be forever stagnating, gradually relaxed.

Li Yuan's eyes were red, and even the tears that filled his eyes almost dripped down with the rush of urine.

What a blessing it is to be able to pee freely......

Yes, it seems that even the soul of the whole person has been relaxed, and this illness that has tormented him for several years is miraculously no longer hindered......

Even later, Li Yuan was still very intoxicated and gave a urine tremor that had become very unfamiliar in his body memory.

When Cheng Chubi said goodbye to Li Yuan, Li Yuan, who was already physically and mentally relaxed, was so happy that he wanted to cry.

I don't dare to say that there are 180 degrees of attitude towards Cheng Chubi, at least there must be a 150 or 60 degree change.

"I will take these medicines on time, and my surgery can be carried out in this Da'an Palace, if you don't have anything, you just have to say to the emperor......"

"Well, Zhongbao, you personally go and send Cheng Saburo off."

When Cheng Chubi left Da'an Palace, although he lost a urinary catheter, he still had two special urinals.

But there is one more handle in his hand, and the jade Ruyi made of fine mutton fat jade.

As soon as he walked out of the palace gate, Cheng Chubi's eyes swept subconsciously. I saw the ant guardian saint standing with his head hanging down and his hands under the big tree.

“……”

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