Chapter 18 Ogawako
Yo! Where did this giant panda come from?
As soon as he entered the little prince's study, Li Chuan saw Li Chengqian with two heavy dark circles under his eyes, and when he saw him come in, he couldn't help but yawn.
"Okay, you have to help me today, otherwise I won't help you with ideas in the future."
Li Chengqian first blinked in confusion, and it took a long time to realize what Li Chuan said.
"However, Lone didn't promise you." A little hesitant, Li Chengqian said very realistically: "Yesterday, before Gu responded, you made up your mind, but Gu didn't promise you." ”
"You're playing tricks." Li Chuan stared at the little prince in disbelief, can there be some honesty between people? !
Li Chengqian spread his hands, "Lone is just telling the truth, besides, in fact, Lone can't help you, in the face of Master Kong, Lone has to be obedient." ”
Li Chuan: "......" turned out to be the wrong umbrella for him.
Dead!
Sighing, Li Chuan pulled a cushion over, sat down cross-legged, and lay on the table, with the words 'life and love' written all over his body.
The little prince wanted to laugh when he saw it, and he was even dozed off.
"Hurry up, Master Kong has already arrived at the door."
That nasty old man!
Although he hated it, Li Chuan still got up, probably because of the student's instinct, when the teacher was about to come, he instinctively stood upright.
Kong Yingda walked in, first greeted Li Chengqian, and Li Chuan also followed Shi Li, when Kong Yingda turned his eyes, he only saw the top of Li Chuan's head.
Li Chuan lowered his head, and he had a stubborn feeling of not looking up even after being killed.
Kong Yingda didn't say anything, just knelt down and sat down, Li Chengqian and Li Chuan knelt opposite him.
"Today I will talk about the Spring and Autumn Period Huan Gong, the first year of Huan Gong, the first month of the Spring King, and the Duke ascended the throne......" Kong Yingda began to lecture.
Li Chuan listened very carefully, he swore that before he went to sleep, he was listening very seriously, but he didn't resist Zhou Gong's call!
When Li Chuan was stabbed awake by Li Chengqian's little prince, he met the angry old face and curled beard of Old Man Kong.
"Ahem." Li Chuan coughed lightly twice, straightened his back, and straightened his attitude, as if sleeping had never happened.
Old man Kong stroked his chest, so angry that he couldn't speak.
What kind of people is this? Is it over by pretending to be fine? Which student will take the initiative to admit his mistake when he makes a mistake, and then obediently be punished, how can he come here and want to get mixed up? No way!
"You copy Qin Qiuheng's official article a hundred times today, and hand it over to me early tomorrow morning." Old man Kong slapped the table twice with the ring ruler, "If you commit a crime for the first time, you will only be punished slightly." ”
Li Chuan blinked, thought for a moment, and then raised his hand.
Raise your hand to speak in class, which is an essential skill for a good student.
Old Man Kong didn't quite understand what this meant, so he frowned and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Teacher, ah, no, Master, I don't know how to read, should we start with words? This Qin Qiu is beyond the norm for me! ”
Old man Kong's hands trembled in shock, and he pulled off a few of his beards, which made the corners of his mouth twitch in pain.
After relieving for a while, mainly to suppress the surging anger, Kong Yingda said, "You haven't been to school?" Illiterate? ”
Can you still find errors in the Analects if you are illiterate? What about the liar?!
"Of course I went to school and was admitted to university, but the problem is, I don't know traditional Chinese characters!" Speaking of this, Li Chuan is also very distressed, he is a college student, and he has to learn to read and write again.
"Write a paragraph of your words at that time and look at it." Kong Yingda was a little curious.
Li Chuan held the brush and didn't write for a long time.
He didn't know what to write, he couldn't write, 'It's so nice today, I want to go back to sleep, right?' ’
After thinking for a while, he put pen to paper.
Kong Yingda and Li Chengqian looked pained, if they knew the word 'spicy eyes', they would clearly label Li Chuan's words with this label.
The words that are more ugly than the scratches of chicken feet, are they really words?!
It took half an hour and eight sheets of paper before Li Chuan finally stopped writing.
Looking back at his results, Li Chuan wanted to take a candle and lit it directly.
Kong Yingda was silent for a while, and asked with difficulty, "What did you write?" ”
"Ahem." Li Chuan continued to clear his throat to hide his embarrassment, then raised his head and looked around, and said, "Burrow." ”
"The mountain is not high, but the name of the immortal. The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin. The moss marks are green, and the grass is green. There is a lot of talk and laughter, and there is no white ding. You can tune the piano and read the Golden Sutra. There is no silk and bamboo, and there is no case. Nanyang Zhuge Lu, West Shuzi Cloud Pavilion. Confucius: What's ugly? ”
Li Chengqian's little face flushed with excitement, this Burrow Ming was clearly written to him, but he didn't expect him to be such a noble person in Li Chuan's heart, it was simply ...... Bosom friend!
Kong Yingda pulled off a few of his beards again, but this time he didn't care about the pain, and just asked suspiciously: "You wrote this?" ”
"Of course not." Li Chuan was particularly straightforward, "I haven't studied ancient Chinese, this is written by the Tang Dynasty writer Liu Yuxi." ”
"Oh? Where is this Liu Yuxi? Kong Yingda asked eagerly with shiny eyes.
"This ......" Li Chuan was very embarrassed, "He's not born yet, to be precise, maybe his grandfather hasn't been born yet." ”
Kong Yingda: "......"
Li Chengqian: "......"
Li Chuan found that the atmosphere seemed to be more awkward than just now.
For a long time, Kong Yingda looked at Li Chuan with a complicated expression as if he had given up something, and asked, "Xiao Chuanzi, can you tell Lao Yu what you learned for enlightenment there?" ”
"Uh, the three-character scripture, the surname of a hundred families, and the ...... of a thousand-character text" are not learned.
But he can't say that what we learned is: spring is coming, and the little swallows have flown back from the south. Spring is coming, and pear blossoms, apricot blossoms, and peach blossoms are blooming......
I guess the old man is going to get angry!
Huh? That's not right!
When did he become Xiaochuanzi? He's not a eunuch!
Li Chuan thought about it and asked it the same way.
Li Chengqian's eyes were also full of curiosity.
Kong Yingda glanced at him inexplicably and said, "Is there something wrong?" Lord Fang can be called, General Qin can be called, and Cheng Biting Jin's horseman can also be called, so can't he be called old? ”
Not this question, right?! That's not the point at all.
Li Chuan was a little sad and indignant, "Who gave me the nickname." ”
"Probably Cheng bites Jin's house! The horseman found a lot of people to drink last night, and said: Xiao Chuanzi said that our enemy in the future of the Tang Dynasty will be Tubo, and we have to collect the news of Tubo now and strive to overthrow it within five years! Kong Yingda said with a smile, as if she was in a good mood.
Li Chengqian looked at Li Chuan very sympathetically, the officials in the court were very well-informed, and it was estimated that the name Xiao Chuanzi had spread to the ears of all the ministers.