Chapter 445: Alcohol Order
For eating, Lu Xiaoxian has always been particular.
At this moment, eight plates of meat and vegetarian cold dishes have been placed on the table in the room, and there is also a precious fruit and a pastry snack in front of each seat.
As for cups, plates, tableware, etc., needless to say, they are neatly arranged in place.
Shangguan Wan'er sat on the upper seat, Cui Xiang was the main seat, Zhang said that in the guest seat opposite Princess Taiping, Lu Xiaoxian sat at the lower head to accompany him.
Then there are maids passing dishes, delicacies from the mountains and seas, and all kinds of meat and vegetables.
The four of them began to eat separately, and Shangguan Wan'er slowly held the bowl in her hand, and the meal was very gentle. In front of Shangguan Wan'er, Cui Xiang and Zhang Shuo also ate gentlely. But Lu Xiaoxian is not so sven.
He opened his mouth to fill the bottomless pit, and the wind swept away several bowls of rice with no grains left. Shangguan Wan'er's eyes seemed to see a monster, and her eyes were about to roll to the ground.
She didn't expect Lu Xiaoxian to have such a large amount of food.
Lu Xiaoxian ignored Shangguan Wan'er's gaze, and instead shouted loudly: "Hurry up, serve a few more dishes......
After eating the staple food, Shangguan Wan'er raised her wine glass with a smile and said, "Master Lu, I am a good talker, and now I will punish myself with three glasses!" ”
After that, he drank three cups in a row.
After drinking, Shangguan Wan'er toasted Lu Xiaoxian again, and Cui Xiang and Zhang Shuo toasted with them.
I toasted three times in succession, and drank three times at the table.
It was supposed to be time to stop eating the food, but I heard Shangguan Wan'er say: "Master Lu, Master Cui and Zhang Daren have excellent literary talents, why don't we make a wine order, eat the food, and don't punish the wine, what do you think?" ”
"It's a great idea." Cui Xiang echoed with a smile: "Wan'er, you give the order first." ”
This kind of game is also Zhang Shuo's favorite, and the three of them all know that Lu Xiaoxian must be a master.
After a slight groan, Shangguan Wan'er smiled and said: "Let's just say 'four words and eight sentences', and one person will come up with a topic." ”
The so-called four words and eight sentences, as the name suggests, is to say four long and short sentences in a row, not to mention the rhyme, but also to conform to the proposition of the questioner.
Shangguan Wan'er groaned slightly, and then smiled: "My topic is not clear, clear and clear, easy and easy, rare and rare." ”
According to the rules, the questioner must answer one by one, only to hear Shangguan Wan'er then say: "The snow is in the sky, it is not clear; down to the earth, plainly; Snow turns into water, easy and easy; Water turns to snow, which is rare. ”
Cui Xiangda claimed kindness, which made Shangguan Wan'er's face red, and she whispered: "Can't you be quieter?" ”
Cui Xiang smiled and stopped talking.
Lu Xiaoxian quipped: "In the eyes of a lover, Master Cui can't help it!" ”
Shangguan Wan'er put a chopstick vinegar fish on a small plate, and said with a smile: "I can eat vegetables now, it's time for Master Zhang next!" ”
Zhang said that he pondered for a moment, and then smiled: "Ink is in the night, not clear or white; Write clearly; Ink becomes words, easy and easy; Words turn into ink, which is rare. ”
After speaking, Princess Taiping also took a chopstick dish and said, "Who will come between the two of you?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian glanced at Cui Xiang: "Master Cui doesn't need me to be polite, you can come first!" ”
Cui Xiang was really not polite, and said loudly: "The altar is not clear in the kiln, and it is clear that it will come out, it is easy to install a small altar, and it is rare to install a small altar." ”
Cui Xiang picked up the dishes, turned his gaze to Lu Xiaoxian and said, "You're the only one left." ”
Lu Xiaoxian pointed to the wine jug on the table, and said with a smile: "The wine is in the jug, it is not clear; Pour it into a cup, plainly; I want to eat and drink, easy and easy; Wine wants to eat me, it's rare to ......"
The three of them laughed crookedly for a while, but they couldn't say that Lu Xiaoxian was wrong.
Finally stopped laughing, Zhang said: "It's my turn, my topic is 'reunion, implication, thousands of difficulties'." ”
After that, he chanted aloud the eight sentences that he had thought of a long time ago: "The sun rises in the east, and the reunion is reunited; The clouds in the sky are implicated; There are thousands of stars in the night sky; It is very difficult to take it off. ”
Shangguan Wan'er is a talented girl, so naturally she couldn't help it, she slapped her face and smiled: "The lotus in the pond is reunited; Root under the leaves, implicated; There are thousands of broken silks; Weaving cloth with it is difficult to do so. ”
The crowd applauded.
Cui Xiang knocked the bowl with chopsticks and said with a wry smile: "Hungry." ”
Then drink a glass of white wine.
Lu Xiaoxian glanced at Cui Xiang, with Cui Xiang's talent, it was a piece of cake for this question, knowing that he was deliberately pretending to be wrong, no matter who lost later, it would not be too embarrassing to have him at the bottom in front.
Lu Xiaoxian was the last, and he had already made a draft in his heart, and said with a smile: "The four of them sit around and are reunited; staggered and implicated; Thousands of liquor orders have been conducted; It is very difficult to punish me for drinking. ”
"Hahahaha......" Shangguan Wan'er burst into a burst of laughter, wiped her tears and slapped the table: "Lu Gongzi is very tricky. ”
After a few glasses of wine, Shangguan Wan'er was already like a peach blossom, she got up and said, "Master Lu, I want to be single with you, I don't know if I can appreciate my face?" ”
Cui Xiang clapped his hands and smiled: "There are really not many people who can make Wan'er single, Lu Gongzi, you should respond, let us also have a look!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian knew that he would definitely not be able to hide, so he said generously: "It's better to be respectful than to obey!" ”
"Listen to my orders!" Shangguan Wan'er smiled and said: "Shanglian is 'big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat water, and the water falls.'" ’”
These four sentences are linked from beginning to end, and they are layered with each other.
"The stream returns to the river, the river returns to the river, the river returns to the sea, and the sea and the sky are vast."
Lu Xiaoxian's four sentences also want to be titled from beginning to end, and they are born layer by layer.
"If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid, if there are fish in the water, then fishing, the water will be water, and the rivers and lakes will be miao." Shangguan Wan'er came out again.
"Under the wood is the foundation, above the wood is the end, the wood is wood, the pine and cypress are in the forest." Lu Xiaoxian said without blinking.
"Three days of crystal words, there will be days and no days, days and days, 36,000 days in a hundred years."
"Three mouths, it is advisable to open your mouth and open your mouth, and persuade you to have a glass of wine." Lu Xiaoxian smiled and said.
Shangguan Wan'er admired: "King Lantian is quick to think, and the concubine is not as good as his body, but I still have an order, if you can come up, even if you win today!" ”
After a-for-tat confrontation, Shangguan Wan'er was actually completely convinced, but she was arrogant by nature and didn't know a single word.
Lu Xiaoxian smiled and said: "Shangguan Shanggong is worthy of being a talented woman, I am already poor in donkey skills, so I can only do my best." ”
Cui Xiang said on the side: "Master Lu, you and Wan'er will meet opponents and talents, I am feasting my eyes and opening my eyes today." ”
Zhang Shuo also nodded and agreed: "It's really enjoyable." ”
"I don't think it's as good as this last pair, we have the right to fight, no matter what wins or loses?" Cui Xiang said in a round field: "Since ancient times, there has been no first, what's the point of fighting around?" ”
Shangguan Wan'er knew that Cui Xiang was giving her the stairs, and said with a smile: "Okay." ”
As she spoke, she cleared her throat and said, "This time let's have a pagoda word." ”
"Right to the Seven Orders?" Lu Xiaoxian asked with a smile.
The pagoda word is also known as "One Seven Orders". From one word to seven words sentence by sentence into a rhyme, or stack two sentences into a rhyme. Because the number of words in each sentence or every two sentences increases in turn, it is shaped like a pagoda, hence the name.
Since ancient times, I have only heard of someone making pagoda poems and pagoda words, but I have never heard of someone taking this pair.
Why?
Because this is too difficult, not only must you strictly adhere to the number of words and rhyme sentence by sentence, but also match each sentence with the other party, and after the end of the match, all seven sentences must be perfectly formed into a poem...... There are too many things to take care of, and I often take care of one thing and the other, and I haven't heard of anyone coming up.
Shangguan Wan'er nodded and chanted the first sentence: "Bamboo, bamboo." ”
Cui Xiang and Zhang said that they were both knowledgeable, and they couldn't help but gasp when they heard it, it turned out to be a more difficult double sentence!
Lu Xiaoxian got up gently, walked to the window and looked at the railing, and breathed a long sigh of relief: "Poetry, poetry." ”
The clear height of bamboo can only be matched by the wonder of poetry, and it will not lose in the idea.
But to look at the following, Shangguan Wan'er said softly: "Senhan, clean green." ”
Lu Xiaoxian smiled: "Beautiful, strange." ”
"Xiangjiang Riverside, Weishui Qu." Shangguan Wan'er also got up and walked in front of Lu Xiaoxian.
"Cone heart is sad, show joy on the face." Lu Xiaoxian responded softly.
"The curtains are emerald brocade, and the spear is jade." Shangguan Wan'er's voice was slightly high.
"Spring flowers and autumn moon, smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River." Lu Xiaoxian remained silent.
"The heart is empty and different from the grass, and the strength is more than ordinary wood." Shangguan Wan'er said loudly.
"Reconcile the grievances of gold and stone, and chant bitterness and sorrow." Lu Xiaoxian replied loudly.
"Turn the dragon staff into the immortal side, and call the wind and the rhythm of the god valley." Shangguan Wan'er pressed forward step by step.
"Lin Huozhu is like a complaint, and Yan Jingquan is like crying." Lu Xiaoxian did not retreat.
"The moon is quiet, and the phoenix girl is clear." Shangguan Wan'er stared at Lu Xiaoxian's eyes tightly.
"Qingyin sings that the goddess is drunk, and the words are Huazhang fairy fans." Lu Xiaoxian responded with divine help.
"Good!" Cui Xiang and Zhang said loudly.
Just when the two of them thought that the two sides were over, Shangguan Wan'er continued to chant: "Drinking in the forest and shaking the bottle, Shishang Go clears the yin and overthrows the game. ”
There was an eighth sentence.
Lu Xiaoxian's face was solemn, and he said word by word: "Yu Ji is drunk and dancing under the moon, and the overlord of the riverside looks up to the sky and sighs." ”
"Dr. Qu drove away Tuyue Jiaolan, and Mr. Tao returned to look for Songju." Shangguan Wan'er did not relent.
"Pipa Xing is sad and tears are in the eyes, and the iron gall is dusty and the sand is rolling stones." Lu Xiaoxian was already sweating on his forehead.
"If Tan Luan's conduct is invincible to the king, he wants to be a chic Mo Xian's two servants." Shangguan Wan'er said the last sentence and looked at Lu Xiaoxian silently, her expression was very complicated.
"It is recognized that poetry is no more prosperous than the Han and Tang Dynasties; But it depends on Zhou Chu for the extreme elegance! Lu Xiaoxian felt that he was empty.
Fortunately, Shangguan Wan'er didn't have any words, she gave a deep salute and said: "Gongzi Lu is really talented, and Wan'er has been taught." ”
"Don't dare to be." Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly returned the salute.
The party lasted for more than an hour before it ended, and Lu Xiaoxian sent a few people out.
When she arrived at the door, Shangguan Wan'er asked Cui Xiangmin to leave first, and she intended to say a few words to Lu Xiaoxian.