Chapter 94: The Power of Bad Jokes
Folic acid took the black knife from Han Xing's hand and pulled out the sheath.
The sharp blade has not seen sunlight for a long time, and the cold light is pressing.
"Good knives!" Folic acid exclaimed.
In fact, he couldn't tell whether it was good or bad at all, so he felt that this blade was so sharp, it should be good if it was used to cut vegetables.
"Amitabha, congratulations." Jing'an clasped her hands together and lowered her eyebrows.
Han Xing hurriedly arched his hand and said, "It should be that I thank Master Jing'an." ”
Jing'an shook his head and said with a smile: "You have a relationship with this knife, and it has nothing to do with me." ”
Ye Acid flicked the blade of the knife lightly and asked, "What demons and monsters are sealed in this knife?" ”
Han Xing scratched his head and said a little embarrassed: "Uh, a strange old man who can tell bad jokes......"
“???”
Folic acid and Jing'an were stunned.
How can there be a weird old man who can tell bad jokes......
Folic acid asked curiously, "What kind of bad joke did he tell?" ”
Han Xing thought for a while and said, "I talked about a monk who doesn't wear pants......"
Monks don't wear pants? Folic acid was very interested, and asked him to hurry up and repeat it.
Jing'an's face changed slightly, and he whispered a Buddha name.
"It's not funny, it's not funny." Han Xing casually coped with two sentences, and didn't listen to folic acid.
This is a pure place for Buddhism, and it doesn't seem appropriate to talk about that......
Especially the Tallinn that was built after the death of the eminent monks, if it is a corpse, it is estimated that he and folic acid will die here......
The three of them returned to Jing'an's meditation room, and Jing'an made a new pot of hot tea.
The black knife was across Han Xing's knee, and the black scabbard was extremely rustic, where could you imagine such a sharp treasure blade inside.
Is this the legendary Tibetan Blade?
Ye Acid drank a cup of tea and asked, "Han Xing, have you named this knife?" ”
Han Xing shook his head, where could he care about this.
Jing'an handed the teacup to Han Xing and said softly, "The naming of the blade is an extremely important thing, which can improve the communication between the two sides. ”
Folic acid teased: "Aren't you a monk? Why do you engage in all this metaphysics? ”
Jing An smiled slightly and ignored him.
"What's ...... called" Han Xing pondered slightly, it was a difficult problem to come up with a name, after all, the dog author himself was a naming waste.
Folic acid suddenly laughed and said, "How about calling it Qingyue?" After all, you gave it to her for the first time, and it's good to go back and continue the frontier, what a poetic feeling, you and I ...... it."
Han Xing snorted coldly, and the blade was unsheathed.
A chill instantly permeated.
"Just kidding, kidding......" Folic shook his hand wryly.
Han Xing put away his knife and said softly, "I'm going to call it, ahhhh ”
Folic acid exclaimed, "What's the matter??? ”
"Once upon a time, there were two brothers, the eldest was called Ah Wen, and the second was called Ah Wu, and one day Ah Wu lost his ......" This is a cold joke told to him by the devil, and Han Xing told them two again.
Folic acid: "......"
Jing'an: "......"
This joke is so cold!
Folic acid said: "I'll just ask, when you hold a knife in the future, don't you think about this cold joke?" ”
Han Xing pondered for a moment, this is really a problem......
Suddenly, a cough came from inside the meditation room.
The three of them were stunned, followed by another cough, louder than just now.
Shizuka!
The three of them rushed into the room, and sure enough, Shizuka woke up.
His face was still ugly, and his eyes were not shining, but he did wake up.
He let out a low moan.
"Senior brother, how do you feel?" Jing'an sat on the edge of the bed and reached out to his forehead, the temperature on his body had dropped.
The corners of Shizuka's mouth moved, and her voice was like a mosquito: "I had a long dream, there was darkness everywhere, there was no light at all, I just walked aimlessly, cough cough ......"
Shizuka coughed again as she spoke.
A gentle white light flashed on Jing'an's hand, gently soothing his emotions.
After a while, Shizuka calmed down and continued, "I feel like I've been walking for a long, long time, sleepy and hungry, but there is no end in sight...... Until just now, I heard someone telling a bad joke in the dark, and he was learning to howl as a wolf...... I couldn't help but wake up laughing. ”
The three of them looked at each other, is this okay?
Folic acid gave Han Xing a thumbs up and said, "You shouldn't have a system that tells bad jokes and didn't tell me, right?" ”
Han Xing frowned, what is the system?
Jing'an was excited and thanked Han Xing repeatedly.
Han Xing replied weakly: "...... You are welcome? ”
……
Shizuka has just woken up and needs to recuperate.
Folic acid and Han Xing also had to rush back to Tianmen Pass before dark.
Due to the fact that the war had just ended, in order to ensure that there was no business trip, Tianmen Pass was still in a state of wartime control.
Without a book all the way, the two rode back to Tianmen Pass.
Today is considered a very complete day, Han Xing finally got his knife.
The two of them had just returned to the courtyard, and before they could enter the house, a man came to them.
Ye Acid was happy when he saw this person, this person was Lu Chun's powerful sedan chair man, Ah Da!
"Da, what are you doing here? Missed me? ”
Ah Da looked at him disdainfully: "You think so beautiful, if it weren't for the order of the head of the family, I wouldn't have come to you." ”
Folic acid asked, "Lu Chun is looking for me?" What's up? ”
Ah Da arched his hand and said, "The head of the family invites you to drink, come with me." ”
Folic acid sighed, I'm really a tired life, and my social network is too extensive.
Big heroes aren't so easy to be too!
This is the first time that folic acid and Han Xing have come to Lufu.
The Lu family can be regarded as a prince no matter how it is said, but the place where they live is very simple.
Maybe compared with other people's homes, it is already a high-gate compound.
But compared to the Liang Palace, it was really simple to the extreme, even a little ...... Shabby.
And the hall where Lu Chun invited him to drink, how does it look like a military camp.
Folic acid was arranged to sit next to Lu Chun, the most honorable position, and everyone else was in his lower hand.
No way, who called folic acid is the top stream now!
Compared with the previous few days, Lu Chun's spirit was obviously much better.
After several days and nights of rushing before, followed by several big battles, even the iron man couldn't bear it!
Fortunately, Lu Sheng is good enough now to share a lot of pressure for him.
There is also Lu Sheng in today's wine party, but he is standing, holding a wine jug in his hand, and according to his brother's instructions, he keeps pouring wine and dishes for the guests.
This made folic acid happy, and he snapped his fingers: "Waiter, pour wine!" ”
Lu Sheng walked over with an expressionless face, poured him full of wine, turned around and left.
It's like a robot.
Folic acid snapped his fingers again: "Waiter, pick up vegetables." ”
Lu Sheng walked over with an expressionless face, added a mouthful of food to him and put it in the bowl, and squeezed out a voice from between his teeth: "It's almost done!" ”
Ye Acid laughed, Han Xing next to him learned well, and snapped his fingers: "Waiter, pour wine!" ”
Lusheng: "......"
Lu Chun looked at the scene in front of him, laughed, and told Lu Sheng to put down the wine jug and take a seat quickly.
It was kind of relieved of his younger brother, and then he picked up his wine glass.
"Come, everyone, this first glass of wine, let's pay tribute to the soldiers who died in the war!"
"They are the ones who have exchanged their lives for our well-being today."
With that, Lu Chun spilled the wine in the cup on the ground.
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It's still a change today.,Sorry.,Resume the double shift tomorrow.。