When I went to work today, I was absent-minded all day, always looking forward to getting off work early, so that I could go home and decorate my room, so as not to dislike my room when Mr. Shen came.

In the afternoon, before the school bell rang, I ran out of the classroom in a 100-meter sprint. When he came out of the classroom, he happened to hit the head of the school, knocking the guy into a turtle and turning around, with his limbs facing the sky.

"I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, goodbye." Without waiting for him to get up and scold me, I ran directly, at this time, even if you are the king of heaven, you can't destroy the great plan in my life!

Back home, I spent half an hour tidying up my room. During this period, Xiaorou seemed to be a housewife, and she kept helping me clean up my room. And so, after about an hour, the inside of my room was as clean and bright as if it had been thrown away! I looked at it with satisfaction, and I couldn't believe that this was the house I lived in!

However, not to mention, it is good to have Xiaorou's help, this ancient woman is virtuous and virtuous, and knows how to clean up the room. Xiaorou is so good, it is completely synonymous with ingenuity!

It's just that...... I don't know why, but suddenly there was a strange smell in this room. I turned my head and saw Xiao Rou lighting two pillars of red incense: "Xiao Rou, what are you doing?" Why do you want to order this stuff in my room, I want to wear perfume! ”

"It's called incense!"

"I know...... I just wanted to ask, why are you ordering this kind of thing in my room? Don't you know that this is my home, not a nunnery! ”

"Because I love the taste!"

"Do you like it? Didn't you promise me to recuse yourself? Besides, just because you like it doesn't mean she likes it. After all, there is a generation gap between you by thousands of years. ”

"If you don't like it, go out, where is so much nonsense. I'm all on fire, what do you want me to do? ”

"You ......" I didn't talk nonsense, I went straight to the window and opened it!

She closed the window directly......

I opened the window again......

She closed the window directly......

I opened the window again......

Xiao Rou didn't act, just glared at me fiercely!

I was helpless, so I could only close the window very consciously......

Mom, as a man, I suddenly felt that I had no face. I look at Xiaorou, there is really no way at all!

There is no way, this world is the world of the strong. The strong can dictate the law. Human rights can be trampled on, and people can be deprived of their freedom. As a weak person, I can only pray to Heaven not to give me too much suffering.

Actually, I am very sympathetic to Syria, although they are foreigners, but everyone has the right to live.

"Hey!" Xiao Rou called me angrily.

This little girl, how can you call me that? I remember calling me "Childe" a few days ago, how did it become such a title in the blink of an eye. But I didn't dare to get angry, knowing that it was the best outcome, and it was good that she didn't call me an idiot!

Don't be too serious, it's yourself who is so distressed. Or Mr. Zheng Banqiao is right, it's rare to be confused. As a man, sometimes you should be a little confused, so that you can not only save the face of others, but also save your own face. Otherwise, the fish will die and the net will be broken, what good result will there be!

"What? Auntie? "I tried to keep my voice as low as I could, as humble as a supplicant.

"What if you don't know how to talk when someone comes over?"

"Oh, you've reminded me of this question, and I'm worried about it, so tell me what you can do! Hey, that's what I'm like, I don't know how to talk when I see a beautiful woman! ”

"Huh? Do you have this problem? Then you can explain to me well, why can you talk well when you see me? Could it be ...... Am I not a beauty? ”

Well? Xiaorou is right. Why wasn't I nervous at all when I was talking to Xiaorou? If she hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have found out.

What a strange thing!

Xiaorou is a 100% beauty according to reason, this beautiful face, let alone a star on TV, even the world can't find a few like this, why do I see her speak so fluently?

"Of course you are a beauty, or a rare beauty in the world, otherwise how could you be elected to the palace. It's just that...... Anyway, I don't know why I'm so fluent in speaking to you. ”

"You're not lying, I'll let you go this time. Actually, you can fix this problem, so why don't you do it......"

"What?" Looking at her expression, I had a bad premonition.

"Why don't I attach myself to you and help you get this woman?"

Sure enough, how can I experience what it's like to be in love, what a ghost idea!

"Don't! I can't let you control my body. Tell me that you really deserve to be a female ghost, what the hell is this idea, it's not good at all! ”

"Don't you really want to?"

"I really don't!"

"Don't pull it down! Do you think I like to run into your nasty body? Hmph, this girl wants to help you with her ingenuity, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know how to be a ghost! ”

"Miss, think about it, why are these three words in love so attractive? That's because both partners in a relationship focus on that feeling. If you had helped me, how could I, as the protagonist of the story, experience that wonderful feeling? ”

"Idiot, whatever you want, it's not me who is in love anyway, and when the time comes, you will become wood and have something to do with me! Aunt Ben is in a bad mood, don't care about you! ”

At this time, regardless of whether Xiao Rou is angry or not, I looked at the time and felt that Teacher Shen was coming, so I urged: "Xiao Rou, the time agreed between Teacher Shen and me is almost up, you can go out quickly." Also, we have an agreement, you must not peek! ”

"Alright, alright, I see, don't talk nonsense!"

Saying...... Can I believe what this little girl says? Grandma's, I can't care so much now, anyway, I've been seen by her in the shower and toilet, what do I care about!

After Xiaorou reluctantly left, I smiled hey, looked at the time on my phone, and felt that time passed so slowly, why didn't my beloved Teacher Shen come over yet?

Just when I was scratching my heart and not knowing what to do, all of a sudden, I heard the sound of "jingle bells".

Ah, it turned out to be my cute doorbell ringing, anyway, I went out to buy the battery this afternoon. I am reluctant to let my beloved Teacher Shen knock on the door, if I hurt Teacher Shen's Qianqianyu hand, I will not feel good to the touch!

I've done my hair several times at home, but before I went to the door, I was afraid that I would mess up my well-made hairstyle when I walked around.

In other words, this hairstyle was erased by me with the Morse that I have treasured for four years, so I can't mess it up!

When I came to the gate, I took a deep breath, calmed my mood, cheered myself up and said, "What is there to be afraid of, isn't this exactly what you are looking forward to?" Are you an idiot? The goddess is out there, you have to behave naturally! ”

I grasped the doorknob with my trembling right hand and gently opened the door. Outside the gate, it was indeed the teacher Shen I had been thinking about for a long time.