All are spring.

This teasing and teasing shortened the distance between everyone, and also restored the distance between Red Peony and Zhang Hanqing to the closeness at the beginning.

Xiao Fengxian's mood suddenly brightened, and a strange feeling came to her heart. Even she didn't know why she was smiling so much. Since when have you never laughed so heartily? Is it because after the death of his biological father because his mother was a partial house and was abused by his eldest mother? Or from the day my mother died? And since following Boss Hu to sing under the stage name Xiao Fengxian? Or was it from being "transferred" to Jiyunban by the owner Zeng Mengpu?

Every time I welcome and send to a dignitary, it is the face of the uncle who pays me and spends money, and no one takes himself seriously. No one has ever said such things to them, completely to make fun of themselves, or to lower the mentality of the prostitutes to the level of the prostitutes, and even to speak with themselves.

Yes, naturally. The big boy in front of him has the ability to make people's hearts defenseless, so that you can say whatever comes to mind, and laugh naturally when you want to laugh. It makes people feel respected.

Respect!

Yes, respect.

Zhang Hanqing is a standard modern person in his bones, and has received a complete and complete modern education. For women, he has always been completely respectful with them. Even if the other party is a prostitute, he feels that he should respect the other person's personality. After all, there are high and low careers, and there are high and low in life, but the personality is equal, and he has never had a superior view, even if he is a young general in Fengtian and a young marshal in the future. Of course, there are occasional dreams of enjoying the blessings of all people, but this has nothing to do with respect, it is completely the nature of men.

But what makes Xiao Fengxian feel is unusual.

The young boy in front of him, although he shows his cunning and humor from time to time, from her eyes, he is definitely an out-and-out kind person. (Zhang Hanqing: Brother has always been, right?) Although he will not be a hero in his mind at this age, and he does not have the habit of eating tender grass from old cows, he does not know that he regards him as a friend, and the middle-aged man who came with him will definitely not be bad. And by feeling, that person is by no means an ordinary person. His unusually handsome appearance, his unashamed demeanor, always told himself that this man was extraordinary, although he had always been taciturn.

Little Impatiens believes in her own vision.

Zhang Hanqing didn't think it was a pestle for the delicate sarcasm of the red peony, he carefully touched her waist, and said proudly: "It's not that I'm timid, I'm respecting the beauty." You don't know that I'm the most pitying. ”

The red peony said with a smile: "I still pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, my waist is so uncomfortable to be tickled by you, can you not move your hands?" What are you doing in such a hurry? ”

Zhang Hanqing's old face (heart) turned red, obviously he is an adult, but he has the body of a young man, he can't stand it these days! The hairy boy is most afraid of being said to be hairy, or in front of beautiful women. It's ridiculous that he just got the reputation of a "rising star in the military world" some time ago, and the "Bright Sword Spirit" has also spread to Beijing, but now he has a sword in a brothel, how will General Cai see himself? Men are most ashamed of this.

Seeing this, the red peony was even more presumptuous. She belongs to the kind of people who come crazy, if you are weak, she will be strong. Zhang Hanqing's introvertedness made her feel more fun, and there was a sense of pleasure that it was not a man who prostituted a woman, but a woman. She stroked Zhang Hanqing's face, smiled and said, "Ouch, I'm still shy, my sister likes shy men the most." ”

Zhang Hanqing was energetic, and he remembered a famous wine table yellow joke before crossing over. He smiled and said, "Of course, when it comes to shyness, women are far more daring than men. At the beginning, a bathhouse in Beijing caught fire, and the women covered their lower bodies and ran naked. An old man on the side of the road said: 'Don't panic, what are you doing there, just cover your face, who knows who's!'" So there was a scene on the street where the women covered their faces and ignored a piece of white flesh, which made the men unable to dodge. ”

Everyone laughed, and Xiao Fengxian was also happy: "If you don't learn well at a young age, where did you make up a meat joke, you can make up people blindly!" ”

Zhang Hanqing said: "How is it choreography? I am teaching you the wisdom of life, and you will do the same when you go to the bathhouse and catch fire. Thinking about it, he laughed, and said, "But I will definitely take my clothes and wait by the side, so that my red peony will not run naked on the street." ”

Red Peony slapped him with a smile and said, "I'm afraid that your eyes are straight, and you still have the wisdom of life, you can keep this wisdom of life for yourself." ”

Zhang Hanqing smiled and said, "Why not? I'm just talking about things, and it's you who want to be crooked. If you don't believe me, I'll try you with a question. ”

I don't know what's wrong, I'm very open in front of them, and I'm also full of thoughts, and some of the meat jokes I usually see and hear are finally useful. It's not like a normal date or party, always talking about things that are not nutritious.

"Again, it's about naked women. Ask a man where he gets bigger when he sees a beautiful naked woman? ”

General Cai was drinking tea, he didn't hold his breath when he heard the words, he spit on the ground on the side, he was stunned by Zhang Hanqing's bluntness---- where is this "subtle beauty"? You can't be so vulgar when you go to a kiln, right? The red peony lowered its head and slowly peeled a pear with a smile, and the roots of the ears were also red, which was extremely moisturizing; Xiao Fengxian "spitted" a mouthful, and scolded with a smile: "Next."

Zhang Hanqing was proud: "What a move!" Obviously, you yourself want to be crooked, why do you blame me? I know you've guessed wrong, you're old, and you're thinking about those things all day long. We don't think much if we are simple-minded! The answer is pupils! When a man sees a beautiful woman, his pupils will become larger, so there is a saying that his eyes are bright! ”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, everyone knew what they were doing here, but after all, they couldn't speak so directly, and they still wanted a face, and subtlety was beautiful.

This Zhang Hanqing is still not amazing, and he is endless! Look, he couldn't get enough of it, and asked another question: "What is on the woman's body that stands up and closes, squats down and opens?" ”

Everyone guessed and guessed, but they couldn't guess the point, but Zhang Hanqing nodded to the question: "Guess below." ”

This statement is crooked again, although they all know that the answer they think is not really the "answer", this time everyone is shy to wait for Zhang Hanqing to say the truth.

Zhang Hanqing didn't hide it at this time, and said proudly: "It's a skirt, hahaha." ”

Cai Yi thought that he would be tricked by his "nephew" more and more betrayal, and he would be embarrassed to even take himself. He hurriedly stopped Zhang Hanqing's debauchery.

Here Zhang Hanqing and Red Peony talked about some topics that are not taboo in meat and vegetables, and by the way, General Cai and Xiao Fengxian chatted happily. They also seemed to be the fate of their previous lives, and soon disregarded Zhang Hanqing's feelings, and chatted privately as if no one was around. This made Zhang Hanqing both relieved and funny, but reminded Zhang Hanqing of a classic line in Stephen Chow's movie: "Adulterer**!" Adulterer**! ”