Chapter Eighty-Nine: I Can't Ride a Horse

This guy is already enough to fall asleep tied up, how can he still have spring dreams at this time! Sure enough, he is really not an ordinary person, otherwise, he would be able to endure the humiliation and burden of sheep on the territory of the Huns for twenty years......

I angrily stretched out my hands and slammed this guy twice in the face and said, "Fucking put me down, I'm not gay!" The Wild Bird Clan is chasing after you, don't fucking sleep! ”

"Huh? What, is Sima Xiangru back? Mom, I'm still running......"

Su Wu suddenly woke up in a dream, and let go of me in horror, and was about to run away. This bastard, do you still have a leg with Sima Xiangru's wife? I really can't see it, you old boy, you are really old and strong!

"Smack." I gave this kid another time, and this time, he was completely sober. As soon as he saw me, he asked directly, "Ah...... Brother Dongfang, why are you not wearing clothes? Are you going to run naked? Well...... It's not like ah, do you want to me? ”

"You're not a big girl, what am I doing with you. Now the situation is very urgent, don't speak, follow me! ”

"Wait, how do I know what's going on in your heart. Now that you're like this, I'm so insecure! ”

"Safe your grandmother's legs, look at the back!"

"Mom......" Su Wu looked at the soldiers of the Birdman Clan chasing after him, and immediately knew what was going on. He stopped rambling and ran straight with me......

Xiao Rou is really a killer and knows where there are horses. She led us out of the stables with three tall horses. One is black, one is white, and one is red. Xiao Rou took a strong step, stepped directly on the maroon red horse and said, "You two hurry up and get on the horse, let's get out of the pursuit of these people quickly!" ”

"Ah...... Xiaorou, I originally thought you were a person who didn't care about the situation, but I didn't expect you to be so bad. As soon as I saw this situation, I shouted directly with dissatisfaction!

"Have you been kicked in the head by a horse? What about me, you speak ill of me. Is now the time for hypocrisy? Xiao Rou was angry and said that she didn't know what she had done wrong and why it caused me to be dissatisfied.

"Look at the three big horses, the black and white ones are not good-looking, and the best-looking ones have been transferred away by you. Tell me, you don't care about appearance, what do you care about? "I'm like a child, I don't give up on Xiaorou, and, hehe, I have a mouth!

Xiao Rou originally thought that I was going to say something earth-shattering, but I didn't expect to ask such a childish question. Fortunately, Xiaorou has kung fu and can ride a horse, so she didn't fall off the big horse: "You...... You bastard! What time is it now, and do you still care about this? If you like this big horse, I'll give it to you. Saying that, Xiao Rou took another brisk walk and jumped down directly.

Xiao Rou came to the white horse, rode up directly, and said, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go quickly!" ”

As if I hadn't heard this, I looked at the horse in front of me and stood there in a daze, without the intention of moving.

"Dongfang Shuo, if you want to die, don't bother us! Hurry up and get on the horse, I'll give you all the horses you want! Xiao Rou yelled at me angrily. Seriously, that is, Xiaorou's quality is good, if I had been replaced, I would have been scolded by this time.

"I don't want to stand here, I don't want to die. The key is...... Ah, little ...... Wei Zifu, I don't know how to ride a horse! I was just about to say Xiao Rou, but Xiao Rou glared at me fiercely and gave me a look. What kind of person am I, I'm just extremely smart, of course I understand what Xiaorou means.

After all, Xiaorou's current identity is still secret, her pseudonym is Wei Zifu, and she is the woman of Emperor Wu. This is an absolute secret, and outsiders simply do not know about it.

Of course, it was even more impossible for Su Wu to know. Therefore, Xiao Rou gave me a look at the critical time.

Hehe, don't worry about this matter, Xiaorou. Su Wu is the reincarnation of an unlucky guy, as long as he goes to the Huns, he will not return to Dahan in twenty years, and our secret will exist forever!

Well, but then again, I'm really passive at this point.

Why?

Seriously, I live in an era when cars are galloping, how can there be horses. It's no exaggeration to say that I've never seen what a real horse looks like in reality. When it comes to horseback riding, it's a fantasy.

If I had ridden a horse in my time, there would have been two kinds of people. One is that you are particularly rich, and you have cars and airplanes, and you want to try other means of transportation, just to make a fresh.

Such a person is not me at all, I am a poor ghost, how can I have money?

The other kind of people are knights who ride horses as a profession. Such people are generally paid very well, and obviously, I am not one of them.

Today, Xiao Rou suddenly pulled out a tall horse and said to me, "Ride up." "It's hard to be a strong man. It's as if the ancients never drove a car, and then you give him a car and say, "Go, take me for a ride!" ”

I can't really be blamed for that, and I can't do anything about it.

When Xiao Rou heard my words, her body swayed on the horse. It looked like she was about to fall, but fortunately, she held it steady.

"O Orient, Orient. Even if your aunt and grandmother owe you in your last life, you are really the end of the waste, a waste of snacks! She said angrily, and with a straight bow, she pulled me onto the tall horse. I came up so hard that I almost fell. However, fortunately, I quickly hugged Xiao Rou's little waist.

Yes...... What a bouncy little waist. I really didn't expect that I, Yin Menglong, would be able to be blessed by misfortune!

Ah, I'm really willing to hold Xiaorou's body for the rest of my life, and don't be separated for the rest of my life. It feels like I have returned to my school days, when I had the most beautiful time and the most beautiful smile......

Xiaorou, do you know that you are really everything to me.

Just as I was immersed in Xiaorou's tenderness, a discordant voice interrupted my thoughts.

"Wei Niangniang, I'm really embarrassed, I can't ride a horse!" Su Wu saw me holding Xiao Rou's waist, and directly and deliberately fell off the horse, and then shamelessly came to the back of Xiao Rou's horse, and was about to ride up.

I gracefully stretched out my left leg with a "Get out!" Then he kicked him on the grass and screamed in pain.

"It's unreasonable, Dongfang, you're such a bastard!"