Chapter 115: Xiaorou is drunk

Just when I was wondering whether I should eat this beef leg, the spittoon turned his attention to Xiao Rou again.

"Well, I said this little brother, you look like a woman. From the moment you came, I felt that you were different, how to say, that is...... It's the kind of thing that's called, yes, with clear eyebrows. To say that you look like a woman is false, that you are more beautiful than a woman. ”

My mother, on this occasion, you can't let others know Xiaorou's true identity. That's not going to turn the sky upside down, I'll block this matter directly.

"Oh...... Shan Yu, my lord, he is my retinue. He doesn't usually like to talk, he's just a stuffy gourd. "No, my stomach is really uncomfortable, so I can only hold my stomach helplessly and say.

"Oh, is that so? Quack...... I just like people who don't talk nonsense. Don't you Han people have a saying called ...... Is silence golden, this kind of person is very good. He said, holding his glass. Come, have a drink with this king. ”

"Ah...... This is not good for adults. I've been a retinue since I was a kid and didn't like to drink. "I immediately stood up and relieved Xiaorou. I can't imagine that I can be such a considerate man. It's strange, I don't care much about myself anymore, why does it seem to be a different person when I get to Xiaorou?

"What? Dongfang, have you finished eating the beef leg that this king gave you? Isn't it okay to drink with this king? "The spittoon was not happy when he saw me relieving Xiaorou. Maybe this guy drank a little too much and thought I was challenging his authority. My mother, even if you give me ten thousand dares, I dare not challenge your majesty.

I wanted to say something more, but Xiao Rou pulled me directly and shook her head. I understood what Xiao Rou meant, so I stopped talking and didn't say anything more.

Xiao Rou stubbornly picked up the wine glass, looked at the wine in the glass, and drank it anyway.

Xiao Rou half-covered this face with one hand at this time, looking embarrassed, Liu Mei frowned slightly, closed her eyes violently and poured the wine into her lips......

"Haha......" I secretly thought in my heart, Xiaorou's drinking appearance is so cute, I really don't like the wrong person.

It's just that it looks like Xiao Rou really hasn't drunk alcohol. This cup was barely drunk.

"Good. is really worthy of being a person under Dongfang Shuo, and he is so happy to do things. Okay, this king is very happy, wah, quack...... One more drink! ”

Grandma's, it turns out that this spittoon is an old drunkard. You said you like to drink, just drink it yourself, why do you want to bring my Xiaorou. Although she said that she looks like a man now, she is essentially a daughter, this is makeup, how can you let him and such a strong wine.

"Lord Shanyu, I'll drink this cup with you, this entourage of mine really can't drink. He's ...... This one...... Ah, he's going to be drunk if he drinks. Don't you know, when this guy is drunk, he doesn't want to die at all. He...... Those who do not recognize people know how to beat people. If it collides with you and the princess, the drill will not be beautiful. "I just stopped it.

"Hey...... Men, what is a man, a man has to drink. What is drinking, and can it be called drinking if you are not drunk? I like drunk people, such people are sincere. Don't say more, if he doesn't drink it, you'll finish the jar. ”

Grandma, what are you talking about, do you think that people are just like you, and they will not die when they see wine?

It's funny, who told you that Xiaorou is a man, she is a woman!

But...... I looked at the five-pound wine jar in front of me, shrunk my neck, and was a little scared. After all, it's not water, it's the strong liquor of the Huns. Even if it's filled with water, I can't drink five catties, and this stomach can't stand it at all. Damn, I should have controlled my mouth just now, now that I'm full, I can't eat anything, I can't drink anything. You're forcing me to rebel, but unfortunately, I don't have the courage to refuse.

Xiao Rou looked at me, then raised her glass and said, "It's okay Dongfang, I'm okay." As he spoke, he drank the liquor again.

"Whoa, quack, quack...... A man is a man, and a man should be bold! Come, drink again. ”

"Goo."

"One more drink!"

"Goo."

"Very good, this king is starting to like you a little, have another drink!"

"Goo-toot!"

In this way, Xiao Rou drank four large glasses of wine in the toast of the spittoon. It hurts my heart. In case Xiaorou is really drunk at this time, it will be very troublesome to do something bad.

"Xiaorou, you...... Are you okay? Don't drink it, let's not drink it. I looked at Xiao Rou worriedly and said softly.

"Hahaha...... This...... It's a small thing, it doesn't matter, I'm ...... Separated, a thousand cups are not drunk. Xiao Rou said to me stupidly. I saw that her eyes were starting to get foggy. However, at this time, she was still conscious, and knew to shake her head at me and shake her hand at me.

Seeing this, I thought to myself, Xiaorou knows kung fu, there must be internal strength in the body or something, this bit of wine should be nothing. After all, the martial arts people on TV have internal strength, and they are really not drunk.

Still, I'm too stupid. This Xiao Rou shook her head like a rattle and couldn't stop...... It's broken, I quickly clamped her head with my hand, and it stopped, Gong Dong!! Her head was planted in the two legs of lamb in front of her.

Ah, it turns out that Xiaorou is already drunk!

It's not okay, it's dangerous to fall asleep here. After all, her identity as a daughter is unknown to others. If you really get drunk and go crazy, you tear off your hat in a panic, this is ...... Isn't it just revealing the stuffing!

"Oh, my esteemed Lord Shan Yu, you see that my entourage is too drunk to drink, and he is drunk. So I helped him back to the tent to rest. This one...... Ah, by the way, here Zhonglang will accompany Su Wu on my behalf. Let me tell you quietly, this guy has a good amount of alcohol, and he has drunk ten jars of wine, and he is not drunk. Hehe, he's definitely there for you! ”

The spittoon's eyes lit up, especially when he heard "Ten jars, don't get drunk." His expression was as if he had seen a baby. Also, for an alcoholic, whoever drinks with him is the best person.

"Whoa, quack, quack...... Little brother, why didn't you say you could drink earlier, hehe, this time, it's your turn to drink with me......"

I saw Su Wu's legs trembling constantly, hey, Su Wu, I'll leave it to you here, you are the hope of our big man. It doesn't matter, you can't die, the most you can do is drink too much and vomit. Brother, I and Xiaorou will withdraw first, bye-bye.

"Thank you...... Shan Yu ...... these words, I almost felt that Su Wu popped out of his mouth word by word!

"Whoa, quack, quack...... Come, drink. ”