Chapter 35: Oh no, I'm in the black shop

Shunhua swallowed silently, he really lost his spirit.

An inn that you can just touch in can also be a black shop.

So 'lucky', why don't you see her Chinese character flower?

"Why don't we change to an inn?"

As soon as Fu Mujin spoke, there was a knock on the door behind him.

"Guest officer, the little one is here to deliver food!" A voice came from outside the door.

Shun Hua glanced at Fu Mujian suspiciously, and said with his lips - You just ordered food?

Fu Mujin shook his head.

What's going on with the little two who are automatically delivered to the door? There are quirks.

Shunhua twisted the mechanism and watched the big pit on the bed be closed, and the quilt and pillow had fallen in.

She opened the door generously and blocked the shopkeeper's view with her body.

"Guest, can you live comfortably, Mrs. Zun?" Xiao Er looked left and right, constantly looking for Fu Mujian's figure, and at that glance, his soul had been hooked away.

Tonight is a blessing.

The shopkeeper smiled so obscenely, and his heart was already gearing up.

Shunhua slapped his big hand and stopped the shopkeeper by the door.

Said domineeringly, "Have you seen enough?" Where is Master Ben's wife, and what does it matter to you? Look again, look again, Master Ben will gouge out your eyes! ”

"Hehe, what about the bounty?" Xiao Er wiped the back of his hand.

Shunhua took the meal, and the milk was fierce: "I'm about to see through the hole of the master's wife, and I want to reward money!" Get out! ”

Syllable!

As soon as the door was closed, the shopkeeper was forced to eat the closed door.

He stared at the door, a murderous look in his eyes.

What a jealous man!

But that's fine, tonight in front of him, insult his wife, make him look good!

*

Shun Hua in the room suddenly had a chill.

"How?" Fu Mujian, who was hiding behind the door, came out.

"There's something weird about this inn." Shunhua put down the food, "Why don't you take the silver needle out and try the poison?" ”

"No silver needles." Fu Mujin sat down, waved his hand and sniffed, "The smell of the drug is very strong. ”

However, he doesn't care about drugs or poisons.

It's all the same anyway, it doesn't work for him.

Shunhua was shocked and exclaimed, "Drugged?!" That's bad. ”

"Why?" He was puzzled.

"Poison is to rob money, and drug is to rob sex! You're miserable, this time you really sent sheep into the tiger's mouth. Shunhua was so anxious that he paced back and forth.

Fu Mujin is not too worried, a few small minions, if necessary, just poison them. On the contrary, Shun Hua looked anxious for him, which was extremely interesting, and he wanted to watch it for a while.

"Why don't you speak? In the unlikely event that we are caught by mistake, you will be the first to suffer. ”

Shunhua looked at him with a serious face, and said with a pompous expression:

"Look at your face that is more delicate than flowers, even if they know that they are men, they will greet 'men'."

"So what to do?" He said, pretending to be worried.

"I thought about it, you put your ears together."

*

Shunhua suddenly had an idea.

In the middle of the night, three or two masked men with knives gathered outside the door of Yan Shunhua and Fu Mujian's room, looking at the dim room, waiting anxiously.

The shopkeeper took a pot of wine, walked over, and whispered, "Why don't you go in yet?" The eldest brother has already pulled the mechanism. ”

"Waiting for you! You knock on the door first and see if they have fallen into the trap? ”

The shortest pointed to the door and asked Xiao Er to test first.

"Okay."

The shopkeeper straightened the flask, knocked on the door vigorously, and shouted at the top of his voice:

"Guest officer? The guest officer is resting? Today's inn is a big reward, and drinks are sent. Want to ask if you want to? ”

After waiting for a long time, there was no response inside.

A few bandits were crazy and laughed non-stop.

"Hahahaha, I must have either fallen into the pit, or I ate the food we sent and was unconscious."

"Little lady, little brother is here."

The three of them excitedly banged open the door and took a look.

The room was pitch black, and I couldn't see my fingers, but I could only vaguely see the outline of the furniture.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang.

"Who!"

The three of them did not dare to move, suspecting that there was an ambush around.

However, the eyeballs turned left and right, and they couldn't wait for movement.

Finally, the shopkeeper outside the door couldn't look at it anymore, held the oil lamp, helped up the wooden stool that had fallen to the ground, and rolled his eyes deeply at them.

"No, no, okay, mean. But, probably, I hit it, knocked it down. The big-headed thief rubbed his head in embarrassment.

"Forget it, they're all in anyway, light the lights!"

In the blink of an eye, the room was brightly lit.

Finally see it clearly.

"What about people?"

The shopkeeper looked at the bed and saw that the pit was open, and the quilt and pillow were gone.

"The burden is still there, I guess the person has fallen."

"People, people run, can't run. Look, look at the money... Are you there. The big-headed thief stammered.

"I'm annoyed, get out of the way." The two masked thieves pushed away the big-headed thief with one hand and began to turn over the baggage.

Shunhua, who was hiding in the closet, didn't dare to gasp, and could only peek at the situation outside through the gap.

She and Fu Mujian were two, with their forehands close to each other, squeezed into a cabinet waist to waist.

It was very stuffy inside, if it weren't for the medicinal fragrance on Fu Muhibiscus's body, she probably wouldn't be able to stay.

Maybe he has been standing for too long, and Shunhua's arms are a little numb.

I just reached out to rub it, huh?

What did she touch, so hard?

"Don't—" Fu Mujin begged shyly.

"Huh?"

Shunhua exerted his strength slightly, and Fu Mujin was a little anxious.

"Don't pull my jade pendant, you're about to rip off my belt."

"Uh-oh." She retracted her hand stupidly.

*

The clothes in the baggage were thrown to the ground, and the two stupid thieves searched the baggage all over the place.

Not to mention silver, not even half a copper coin is missing.

"Where's the money? Why don't you have any money at all?! ”

"The tone is so big, pay back the master! It's a dead poor ghost! I also learned to marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law! Phew! The shopkeeper said angrily.

"Second brother, go! Go down and teach them a lesson! ”

"Let's go."

I watched the four thieves leave the room and waited for a while.

Two men opened the cabinet door and crept out.

"Let's go, it's suffocating inside." Shunhua gasped and said.

Fu Mujin packed up his baggage, "Let's go now." ”

"Well, this group of people is so hateful, open a black shop, turn around and report to the official, and wipe them out!" With that, Shunhua opened the window and looked downstairs.

Fu Mujin grabbed her wrist, "What do you want to do?!" ”

"Jump! It's only the second floor here, and if you jump down, you shouldn't die, but if you walk up the stairs, you'll definitely be caught by the shopkeeper of the black shop. Shunhua analyzed seriously.

"Will you do light work?" He asked.

"No, it won't." She shook her head, took his hand and jumped down.

"Huh?" Before he could react, the person was already in mid-air, and he had no choice but to hold her waist with one hand, secretly stepped over the wall, and landed quietly with light skills.

Shunhua was stunned, there was nothing at all.

I just fell to the ground like a fluttering petal.

"How so?"

Fu Muhibiscus pretended to be stupid, "Fu doesn't know." ”

"Forget it, there's no time to dig deeper. We left in a horse-drawn carriage. Shunhua took his hand and left.

He looked at the figure pulling his back in front of him, facing the wind, walking through the alley, hand in hand, feeling that this was not bad, and a smile unconsciously hung on his face.

"Don't move!"

Seeing that the carriage was close in front of them, the two of them were stopped in the middle of the way by several cold knives.

"If you want to take the little lady, where can you escape!" The face full of scars, sticking out his tongue and licking his upper lip, looked very obscene and greasy.

The shopkeeper even directly stretched the blade under Shunhua's chin.

"Don't move! Tell you not to move! Believe it or not, I'll cut you! ”

The big head was not far behind, and a big knife was across Fu Mujian's shoulder, "Don't, don't move." I, I, I, the eldest brother said, hand over the money, money, and spare you, you and you won't die. ”

The shopkeeper didn't follow, touched the mustache on his lips, and shouted:

"No, I'm going to gouge out his eyes, and I'm going to look at his lady in front of him, not only to see, but also to see the whole picture! Hey, hey, hey, hey. ”

"Three, three, third brother, you you dug out his eyes, how, how, dangdang..."

The oil-headed bandit couldn't stand this stuttering, and pushed the big-headed thief away with one hand, "The big head said, if you gouge out his eyes, how can you look at his lady in front of him?" ”

"It's not easy."

The shopkeeper opened his mouth, revealing half of his front teeth, and smiled.

"Doesn't he still have ears? As long as you catch this little lady, she will scream! "With that, I'm going to reach out and grab Fu Muji.

Fu Mujin turned sideways, dodging the devil's claws.

"Little lady, don't resist, your strength is not enough for your aunt and grandfather, there was a girl like this last time, and she still resisted to death, and in the end it was not done by me three. Give up resistance and give in! ”

Anyway, there were only two people on the other side, so the shopkeeper simply threw the knife, grabbed Fu Mujian's hands, pouted the sausage mouth, and was about to kiss it.

Yan Shunhua was a little overwhelmed, "Tell me, what does the girl you met last time look like?" ”

The shopkeeper suddenly stopped.

"You don't care about your own lady, what do you care about that girl?"

"Does she have the same sachet?" Yan Shunhua held up a rose-red sachet with a mandarin bird embroidered on it.

"Hey! Don't say it! She has an exact one. The shopkeeper said in surprise.

Yan Shunhua's face sank, raised the sachet, and said, "It's not exactly the same, it's that there are two of them." The sachet was picked up from behind the door. I embroidered a mandarin bird on my hand, and she carried a duck on her body. Say, what did you do to her? ”

"Ouch! It turns out that she is also your old friend! The shopkeeper smiled sheepishly, "I didn't expect it, this stinky fat man is very romantic, little lady, do you know that your father-in-law is hiding Jiao in the outer gold house?" ”

Fu Mujian's expression became very serious and he didn't say a word.

The four people who didn't know the inside story also quipped: "Why are you still angry?" Little lady, don't worry, my aunt and grandfather personally helped you teach the vixen a lesson, and our five brothers took turns! ”

Yan Shunhua lowered his head, clenched his fists tightly, and his joints gurgled.

"What? You're not convinced! The shopkeeper pushed her provocatively, and Shunhua took two steps back, almost losing his footing and falling to the ground.

Fu Mujin couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to sword the thief and protect the 'Xianggong', Shun Hua shouted: "Master Ben, come and send you to the West Heaven!" ”