Chapter 91: Uncle Li seems to have this disease a little early at this age (ask for a collection recommendation and reward)

Cheng Chubi's words have been said before, so repeating them again naturally seems more simple and clear.

And also put the medical terms that made these historical figures more than a thousand years behind.

I tried to change the vocabulary that everyone could understand, and I finally achieved a good result.

At least the thoughtful gaze of the three elders present today.

and the slightly abrupt expression, which means that they roughly understand their thoughts and practices.

"The technique of catheterization, without using a knife and destroying the organs and organs, can solve the pain of this gonorrhea patient.

However, this method cannot be long-lasting, because the urinary catheter can be inserted for a long time, which can easily cause other lesions and make the patient more painful. ”

"Therefore, the little nephew recommends the second method, which is to cut the prostate."

While speaking, Cheng Chubi also stretched out his palm and made a cutting posture on the uniquely shaped "elephant".

The three middle-aged and elderly men all shivered in unison, and they always felt that this Cheng Laosan, whose eyes were shining, seemed to have bad intentions.

Li Shimin moved his neck uncomfortably.

"That nephew of Bi Xian, don't put it aside first, how can you be sure that men have prostates?"

Cheng Chubi almost laughed out loud, can he be called a man without that thing?

However, on the other side, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who was angry and bled thousands of miles, still had to be a little more respectful and respectful.

"This involves an in-depth study of the reproductive system, let's put it this way.

But if it's a male mammal, there's got to be that thing, like a dog......"

Cheng Chubi raised his fingers and said a dog word.

The canines inside and outside the entire Chang'an City shivered in unison, looking up at the sky in horror.

Hearing this, Yuan Tiangang couldn't help but whisper to Sun Simiao beside him.

"Since Cheng Laosan learned medical skills, Datang's dog began to suffer......"

Hearing this, Sun Simiao almost choked to death in the restaurant with saliva. Yuan Tiangang is an old man, and his mouth is also damaged enough.

Cheng Chubi ignored the two outsiders who were coughing and frowning, and saluted Li Shimin.

"If the uncle doesn't believe it, the little nephew is willing to take matters into his own hands and dissect a few rabbits or dogs.

Cut out their prostate and let my uncle see if it's real or not. ”

"......" Li Shimin was thinking about his very beautiful and mighty sideburns.

Zhao Kun on the side glanced at the copper kettle dripping in the private room, hurried to Li Shimin's side and whispered twice.

Li Shimin raised his hand, signaling that he already knew, and set his eyes on the two Dao Masters.

"Your Majesty, Poor Dao thinks that maybe let Cheng Saburo try it with a dog first."

Yuan Tiangang met Li Shimin's gaze and agreed.

Sun Simiao, who was on the side, also bowed his head in agreement. "Poor Dao also thinks that we can start with animals."

"Poor Dao still remembers that before the nephew of Chu Bixian operated on General Qin, it seems that he also took a lot of animals to try his hands, right?"

Li Shimin patted his leg with his big hand. "That's a solution, but dogs have spirituality, so you'd better try it with a rabbit."

"That's fine." Cheng Chubi said confidently, as long as it is a male animal, he does not believe that it does not have a prostate.

"Zhao Kun, go, call the King of Shu over." Li Shimin commanded the majestic man standing behind him.

Zhao Kun walked away quickly, and Li Shimin looked at Cheng Laosan, who had some attainments in the medical Tao, with appreciative eyes.

Not to mention his messy talent in the art of painting, this Cheng Laosan still has a lot of advantages and strengths.

"By the way, there is one thing, the old man forgot to tell you, now the court has sent official documents to all counties in the world, informing officials in various places of the good way to treat rabies."

"This matter is all the work of the virtuous nephew, but the old man has it in his mind, and when the virtuous nephew joins the office, he must take more responsibility."

"Uncle is wise, the little nephew is not worth mentioning, if you talk about responsibility, the little nephew still has it."

Cheng Chubi, who is responsible for the appearance and culture of the old Cheng family, replied confidently.

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His Royal Highness the King of Shu, who was full of oil and had a drink, appeared in the private room with a confused face.

"I don't know what my father and the emperor have to call his sons?"

He had just been kicked out by his father, and Li Ke, who was angry, ordered a few good wines and dishes by himself, but he didn't expect to be picked up and slipped over.

Li Shimin, who was worried about the important task in his heart, got up and came to Li Ke.

Looking at this Li Ke, who was full of oil, he turned his head to look at the wine and food on his side where almost no one moved chopsticks.

Li Shimin's face immediately turned black. The old man worked hard for the Tang Dynasty, and he was so worried about his father's affairs that he didn't want to eat.

It's good for you kid to let you wait at the door, and actually go to eat and drink spicy food by yourself, you evil obstacle who treats your father as nothing.

If it weren't for the outsiders here, the old man would still have to maintain the demeanor of Renjun, and he really wanted to directly educate this kid in physics.

Li Shimin snorted.

"You go with Cheng Saburo and see how he takes out the prostate from the rabbit. I still have important business. ”

"The son obeys, but the prostate ......"

Li Ke's whole person is messy in the wind, what is the prostate? I don't know if it's eating or playing.

Li Shimin, who had already walked to the door of the private room, threw down a sentence to ask Cheng Sanlang without looking back, and disappeared outside the private room.

After taking the reins of the horse, Li Shimin rode the horse away.

Zhao Kun, who was beside him, glanced at the sky that was almost dusk, and then at the Son of Heaven with an unhappy face.

Yes, it's better to be silent yourself. As for whether His Royal Highness the King of Shu is trapped in Cheng Mansion or not, he will not do our business.

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The two Taoist chiefs, Sun and Yuan, originally wanted to follow Cheng Mansion together to watch Cheng Chubi play his knife skills comparable to that of Ku Ding.

But when I came to the outside of the restaurant, I saw that the sky was approaching dusk, and I thought of some negative rumors about Cheng Fu.

The two Taoist leaders suddenly thought of something important to do, and left in a hurry.

Li Ke wiped the oil stains on the corner of his mouth, and looked at the sky, the whole person was not good.

"You say, my father can't have done it on purpose, right?"

"Deliberately what? He is your father, can he still pit you? ”

Cheng Chubi said casually, and then asked with a casual look.

"Brother Weide, among those elders of yours, are there any who are frail and sick all year round?"

"Frail and sickly?" Li Ke glanced at Cheng Chubi and suddenly became vigilant.

"Father is looking for who you want to see sick again, right?"

"Your Majesty didn't explain it, but I can let his old man run in person in his busy schedule, hehehe......"

Cheng Chubi was also too lazy to talk, it seemed that it was not Sun and Yuan, the two Taoist masters, who had no friends out of nothing.

Could it be Uncle Li...... Hey, no, Uncle Li is so alive and kicking at this age, it seems that he got this disease a little early.

Li Ke rode his horse with a complicated mood all the way, and followed the cranky Cheng Chubi to the door of Cheng's mansion to fight.

Measuring the heavy door, I really had the urge to pull my legs and leave.

However, when he thought of his father's fierce black face just now, he had long wanted to find an excuse to clean up his own father and let him go.

With the sword mountain on one side and the rhythm of the sea of fire on the other, Li Ke finally lifted his front placket with a tragic face and strode forward in the urging of Cheng Chubi.