"Don't tell me about this kind of thing, I don't care." A white man in a t-shirt and jeans, thirty-five or sixteen years old, who didn't look like a government worker, opened the door of his car as he spoke arrogantly.

At this moment, the sprinkler in the flower bed next to him suddenly failed, and he was watered, and the guy was dodging and scolding, and suddenly his scolding stopped, and turned into a trembling scream.

Someone next to him immediately ran over, but the fastest person immediately trembled and fled back: "Electricity, electricity, turn off the electric switch." ”

Hearing this, no one dared to run over again.

"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance."

"Is there a build-up or hanger or something? Get the man out first, or he'll be electrocuted. ”

“……”

The people around were all in a panic.

………………

In another building, a flash of fire flashed from a window on the second floor.

"It's on fire, put out the fire."

"Get out of here, you can't go through the door, jump out of the window, this is the second floor."

A series of screams came from the flames.

The window was opened all at once, and in the next moment tongues of fire rushed in, and the fresh air intensified the fire.

"That's a stupid idea." A bald, middle-aged white man cursed, but he climbed up the window and jumped down.

He jumped, then with a muffled thud, he fell straight to the ground.

"Mr. Ali...... What happened to you? ”

"Damn, there's a stump down there."

"Oh my God, what a poor fellow, I'm afraid there will never be Mr. Ali again, only Ms. Ali."

"I can't imagine how much it hurts?"

"Won't you just jump down and try it?"

"That's still forget it, curiosity kills the cat, by the way, let's stop grinding, hurry up, lady first, let's pull it down with our hands."

………………

"Bang-" A gunshot rang out a few kilometers away.

The gunshot came from behind the ass of a policeman, who was no ordinary policeman, and this guy was definitely one of the best in the police.

Like all the big guys, he's quite big, with a thick body and a big ass...... Very pitiful, only half of his ass is left now, and the other half is a blur of flesh and blood.

"Do you matter?"

"I had already called an ambulance, but the ambulance said it would wait for half an hour because something happened elsewhere and the ambulance was called away."

"Shet, can I wait half an hour like this? Get me a five-door car, the back seat is flat, so I can lie down, and I want to go to the hospital as soon as possible. The policeman who was shot yelled and screamed.

Just then, another policeman shouted, "Don't shoot, put your camera down." ”

"What's wrong?" The policeman who was shot asked, at the moment he was lying on his stomach so he couldn't see.

"It seems to be a reporter." A small policeman next to him whispered.

"Oh, my God...... It's a journalist, did he shoot my ass? The man who was shot asked with tears on his face, in Mauritius, a place with a population of just over a million, no entertainment facilities, and few news, a big thing can be talked about for a long time, let alone his ass.

He can be sure that he and his ass will be the talk of many Mauritians for the next month.

………………

Something like this is happening one after another.

There are people everywhere who are unlucky, and the reasons for the bad luck are all sorts of things, all of which are ridiculous, but one thing is for sure, no one has ever died, but nine times out of ten those who are unlucky would prefer to die at all.

This certainly cannot be a fateful arrangement.

A certain rabbit is filming the fan drama of "The Grim Reaper is Coming" - "The God of Decline is Coming".

When he was in Huashan, he thought about trying it this way.

"Hurry up, get your brains up, what other ideas do you have? There's five more to deal with! Jiang Ning urged there.

Next to him are the wild girl, the little girl, the bear child's brother, the little fox, the funny civet, and the pure Hu Jiaojiao.

These are all a group of guys who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Jiang Ning's idea was very suitable for their appetite, but at this moment their brains had dried up.

It's fun to toss people, and it's even more fun to play pranks, but it's not easy to toss people in tricks and not to play pranks repeatedly.

This requires brainstorming first, and creativity secondly.

The guys they were trying to toss at the moment all came from the broker's memories, and some of them had something to do with it.

Of course, these people are certainly not behind the scenes, but have given convenience, some are for money, and a few are purely anti-Chinese, as long as they are aimed at Chinese, they are willing to do it, even if they don't give money.

Jiang Ning is polite when he plays like this, no one dies, and he is already merciful.

But now he can't think of more interesting tricks.

"I'm going to do a script call when I get back." Hu Jiaojiao gritted her teeth and said that she did it on the TV station, so she had this convenience.

"Is there a place to borrow videotapes? I want to watch "The Grim Reaper" a few more times. "The wild girl can only be self-reliant.

"What videotape do you want? Wouldn't it be enough to just search on the Internet? After all, the little girl is a post-00 generation, unlike the wild girl who is an "old man" in her forties, and her brain is still stuck in the era of videotapes.

"I need to recharge my batteries, too." The little fox didn't have any tricks.

"It's not just horror movies, in fact, there are a lot of things to learn from in comedy movies, and there are the most pranks in comedy movies...... For example, "Home Alone". Jiang Ning pointed out on the side, he didn't have time to watch movies, he could only count on these guys.

"By the way, you're honest, don't you want to go back because you have too much work in your hands? Afraid that as soon as you go back to Rong's mother, they will come to the door and force you to work? The little fox asked.

"Nonsense, where is such a thing?" Jiang Ning would definitely not admit it, but his wandering eyes had already betrayed him.

"That's okay, I'll call Rong's mother and say you don't mean that." The little fox doesn't care! She didn't even care if it was the truth, no matter how Jiang Ning answered, she would make this call.

"A Purple Rhyme Pill ......" Jiang Ning now understands more and more how to deal with these little guys.

Perhaps because of the wild girls, these little guys are becoming more and more realistic, and they can be bought as long as they are given benefits.

"Six." The Chihuahua screamed, and she obviously forgot about the senior brother and the second senior brother.

Fortunately, the boys of the Xie family have long been accustomed to this kind of treatment, and the two boys have no complaints at all, at most they wink at Jiang Ning, hoping that Jiang Ning will not forget their two brothers-in-law.

"Don't call Rong's mother, or even call home." Jiang Ning cared for him, he was indeed said to have hit the nail on his head, and this time he ran out, somewhat avoiding debts.

It's not because he can't refine the Guiyuan Pill, he has already obtained a Guiyuan Pill from Uncle Qin, and with that thing as a seed, it is no longer a problem to refine this thing.

The problem is that he gave this thing out and gave it to Kong Cai.

I don't know where Kong Cai got the news, so he called him directly and ordered the first pot of pills. At that time, he thought it was no problem, and he actually agreed, only to find out afterwards that the several medicinal materials needed to refine the Guiyuan Pill were not enough, and it was difficult to make up a furnace, let alone divide the two families...... So he slipped away shamefully.

He didn't tell anyone about this, even Xie Xiaowei didn't know, but he didn't know where to show his feet, so that the little fox caught the handle.

"Uh-huh—" The wild girl spoke through her nose, and the meaning was very obvious.

"Hey, hey, hey." The little girl must not suffer a loss.

Hu Jiaojiao was also coughing there non-stop.

"If they have them, what are we going to do? Gotta add some, right? Otherwise, we won't be able to do it," the little fox crossed his hands over his chest, looking like you were doing it.

She will definitely not suffer, if the hitchhiker gets as much as the car, then who will drive in the future!

"Don't worry, I won't let you suffer." Jiang Ning rolled his eyes: "Okay, okay, stop being verbose, I still have a lot of things to do!" Wait a minute, you guys help me with the wind. ”

"I really don't understand, is it necessary to be so troublesome?" The little girl asked, "Isn't it okay to hypnosis directly?" If you really can't do it, you can kill the demon seed, and then kill it after you get the news, as long as it becomes a suicide or an accident, it doesn't matter, but now it's easy to arouse the suspicion of others. ”

"Are you having a good time?" Jiang Ning asked directly.

"It was a good time." The little girl had to admit it.

"Isn't that enough?" Jiang Ning shrugged: "First of all, we had a good time, and secondly, we learned a lot from it......"

The wild girl, the little girl, the little fox, and Hu Jiaojiao looked at each other, which made so much sense, and they did learn a lot...... It's all the stuff of the whole person, and they would never have imagined that the whole person could play so many tricks before.

“…… In addition, I also deliberately let those people understand that it is not good to offend us, this time it is "The God of Decline is Coming", and next time it may be "The Grim Reaper is Coming". Jiang Ning continued.

"You're not afraid that they will jump off the wall in a hurry?" The little girl hurriedly asked.

"So the next thing I had to do was break their dog's legs so they couldn't jump if they wanted to." Jiang Ning gritted his teeth and smiled a little gloomy: "I forgot to mention that they are also test subjects, and I have found a way to pull out the demon seed, but it is difficult to say whether it is reliable or not." ”

"What does this have to do with pranks?" The little girl didn't understand.

"Of course it matters, if you test it directly, if something goes wrong, it will definitely be filed, and it will be considered murder, which is somewhat troublesome. Now it's different, and it can be pushed to the top of medical malpractice. Jiang Ning said very irresponsibly.