Gu Wei waved his hand, interrupted him very rudely, and said, "Let's not talk about your face, Ben Bo is very curious, does your name of Aoki's fart have any special significance?" ”

It's not the first time Aoki has heard the people of Ming ask this question, and he doesn't feel embarrassed at all.

He replied very seriously: "My surname is Aoki, and my name is Fart......"

Gu Wei raised his eyebrows: "I know, and then what?" ”

"Actually, my original name is Aoki Yowei, because before the envoy to the Ming Dynasty, the Tokugawa general summoned him, and he couldn't help but let out a few farts at the banquet, and the Tokugawa general thought it was interesting to be under it, and he didn't condemn it, so he named it Aoki Fart......"

Speaking of this, Aoki farted quite complacently, and he farted at the banquet of the general of Zhengyi, and he also let out a series of farts.

Instead of reproaching, the shogun personally bestowed his name, and who in the shogunate could get such glory? That's what it takes!

Gu Weijian's eyebrows were upside down, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile: "Your name...... It's amazing! ”

Aoki farted and laughed: "Zhengshan Bo Miao praised!" ”

Gu Wei showed a discursive expression and said, "Mr. Aoki, I think your original name Aoki Yangwei is very meaningful, and it reminds me of Daming's 'impotence', did you have a problem in this area before you chose a name to remind yourself?" Or your old father......"

Aoki's farting face is completely black, like the bottom of a black pot, shaking and cold!

Even if he was very angry, when he saw the serious and sincere expression of this Earl of Daming, the anger in his heart suddenly disappeared by half.

People are curious, and Count Daming's words may really be out of curiosity.

Plus I have a request for him, so forget it and don't scold him!

Aoki farts and comforts himself in his heart, but he is still panicked in his heart and is very uncomfortable!

didn't wait for him to answer, only listened to Gu Wei continue: "Mr. Aoki, Ben Bo has just been rude, I am from the army, I have no culture, I speak vulgarly, many things are understood literally, there is something wrong, please forgive Mr. Aoki!" ”

Well, the face is down!

Aoki exhaled a long breath in his heart when he farted, but he was still a little aggrieved in his heart, and his egg hurt, and he felt unspeakably uncomfortable!

He prides himself on being a literati and proficient in Chinese, and when he learns that Gu Wei is from the army, Aoki's fart literati temperament is spontaneous, and secretly despises this Daming earl, defining him as an ignorant puppet!

The captain of the personal soldiers behind Gu Wei laughed secretly, Zheng Shanbo has read not a thousand but eight hundred books over the years, and his knowledge is comparable to that of Lao Xiucai, these words are obviously deliberately humiliating the Japanese envoy.

The entire Ming military, who doesn't know that Japan colluded with the Tatar Qing, and the above even set Japan as one of the targets to be attacked in the future, who will give these Japanese people a good look?

Let's see how Zheng Shanbo plays with this envoy of the Japanese kingdom!

Aoki farted and didn't want to worry about Gu Wei, so he got straight to the point and said bluntly: "Uncle Zhengshan, I came here this time to ......."

"Wait a minute!"

Gu Wei interrupted Aoki's words again and interjected, "Mr. Aoki, Ben Bo still has a question?" ”

Aoki was a little impatient and said, "Please also show Uncle Zhengshan!" ”

Gu Wei said: "Mr. just said that the Tokugawa General gave you a name, Ben Bo is a little curious, then the Tokugawa Iemitsu is just the general of Zhengyi, how can he give the name?" What about your little king in Japan? ”

The corners of Aoki's mouth twitched, the Earl of Daming in front of him actually talked about the political situation in Japan, and said that the Japanese emperor was a little king, which was really angry!

Aoki frowned and said, "The military and political affairs of our country of Japan are in the hands of General Zhengyi. ”

Gu Wei's natural way, Japan's shogunate can create the shogunate, the shogunate is the general's government, but also the central government of Japan, with an administrative, judicial, military and other sets of ruling institutions, the shogunate monopolizes the ruling power, and the emperor has long become a puppet.

However, this time he was ready to scare these little widows.

Gu Wei frowned and said, "In this way, the general of your country is usurping the throne?" Or is it to blackmail the Son of Heaven to order the princes? ”

Aoki's fart changed his face and said, "This is my internal affair, and please don't interfere with Uncle Zhengshan!" ”

Gu Wei laughed and said: "Where is Ben Bo interfering in your state affairs, I just don't understand, why is your little king of Japan so dishable and let a general be empty!" ”

Aoki's face turned the color of pig liver, and he stood up and said loudly: "The emperor is not the little king that Masayama understands, but the emperor of Japan!" ”

"You fart!"

Gu Wei slapped the tea case, stood up and pointed at him: "There is only one emperor in the world, and that is my Emperor Tianwu of the Ming Dynasty!" You are a small Japanese country, and you dare to be the emperor? ”

Aoki farted and argued: "Uncle Zhengshan, we are not a small country, we are a country equal to the Ming Dynasty, there is no doubt about this!" ”

"Oh, really?"

Gu Wei smiled and said eloquently: "If Ben Bo is not mistaken, in the Three Kingdoms era, there was a queen of Himiko in your country, she proclaimed herself a minister to Cao Wei, and wanted to warm the bed for Emperor Cao Rui of Wei Ming, but unfortunately the distance was too far, and the queen could only sleep alone. ("Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Book of Wei, Biography of the Wa People")

"During the Sui and Tang dynasties, your Wa Kingdom continuously sent people to the Central Plains to study, and the etiquette of the disciple changed from a sleeping woman to a disciple."

Gu Wei continued: "In the second year of Yongle in the Ming Dynasty, Zheng He, the eunuch of the Three Treasures, went to the East at the behest of Emperor Chengzu to supervise 100,000 troops from Taohuadu (near Ningbo, Zhejiang) to envoy to your country.

The Three Treasures Eunuch proclaimed the decree to Ashikaga Yoshimitsu, the third shogun of the Muromachi Shogunate, and presented crowns and clothes and other things, established a relationship between the clan and the vassals, and allowed you to pay a tribute for ten years and trade in my Daming, Jiangsu, and Zhejiang. ”

After a pause, Gu Wei said with disdain: "Could it be that these things have been forgotten by your Japanese country?" I still want to be on an equal footing with my Daming! ”

Hearing this, Aoki was stunned when he farted, is this Ming warrior in front of him still the ignorant puppet he just defined?

Aoki farted and suddenly realized something, the generals of the Ming Dynasty all know so much about Japan, do they have any thoughts about Japan?

Sure enough, I only listened to Gu Weidao: "If you want to be on an equal footing with my Daming and get rid of the identity of a vassal state, you can directly declare war, defeat us, you can be on an equal footing, and if you can have a tie, my Daming will also recognize your status!" ”

Aoki farted with a straight face, angry and frightened in his heart, sure enough, Da Ming has an idea! It's such a bully!

As an envoy, Aoki's farting mentality is still good, and after a moment of silence, he adjusted his mentality slightly, tried his best to show a smile, and said: "Uncle Zhengshan is serious, my country has always admired and respected your country. ”

Gu Wei nodded slightly: "That's right, a vassal country should have the appearance of a vassal state, how can you forget the courtesy of a minister?" ”

Aoki frowned, and he had a new understanding of this Masayama uncle.

This man is definitely not an ordinary martial artist! It's more difficult than Honglu Temple!

Aoki farted and suddenly thought of a question, who am I? Where am I? What am I here for?

Lao Tzu is obviously here to urge the trial, why is he still debating the topic of vassal states with Wufu?

He said: "Uncle Zhengshan, come this time, the subordinates have something to discuss with you......"

Gu Wei looked displeased and said: "The relationship between the two countries is Benbo's bottom line, as long as you don't touch the bottom line, everything is easy to discuss, your attitude just now makes Benbo very dissatisfied!"

In this case, you now kneel down and kowtow to Ben Bo to apologize, and this matter is settled, and after the salute, we will discuss other things! ”

Aoki took a deep breath and looked humiliated on his face.

In the end, Aoki farted to meet the kneeling kowtow of General Zhengyi, kowtowed to Gu Wei and said: "Aoki fart, apologize to Uncle Daming Zhengshan!" ”

Gu Wei laughed and said: "People, you have to be reasonable, as the saying goes, reason goes all over the world, unreasonable is difficult to move an inch, I am reasonable, you are also reasonable, so that both sides can respect each other, right?" ”

Aoki farted and still knelt on the ground, the corners of his mouth twitched, he had never seen such a shameless person!

But thinking so in my heart, I still have to deal with it: "It's [Shuqu Pavilion]!" Be! Be! Zheng Shanbo is right! ”

Gu Wei smiled, very satisfied: "Get up, tell me what is the matter with Benbo?" ”

Aoki stood up, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said: "Uncle Zhengshan, I heard that the case of Xia Wanchun's murder of our maritime merchant was tried by the Ministry of Military Justice and the Criminal Department of your country. ”

Gu Wei said casually: "Well, I have already read this case, and the trial will start within a month, if there is nothing else, Ben Bo will not accompany your envoy and say goodbye!" ”

After speaking, Gu Wei left on the spot.

Aoki farted and pestle there, and he didn't react for a long time, and he tossed here for a long time, and he got the same reply as the criminal department guard?

Before I came, I exaggerated the reality of the Ming martial artist, why did the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became?

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