"That's you! It's all your fault! ”

The drunken Yan Shunhua raised the wine jug, pointed to the black shadow on the roof, and scolded: "You dare not drink with me!" Come down and drink with me! ”

It was too late, but it was too late, and the black shadow actually split into two halves, and one fell down.

She screamed again and again, but she was about to be poisoned by alcohol, and she couldn't react at all, so she could only let the heavy object fall on her body, making her lie on the ground.

"Ahhhh Help, I'm going to crush to death. Ahem..."

She bent over, and the weight rolled off her back, and a face so beautiful that it broke deep into her eyes.

Is this a painting that fell from the sky?

Black hair is like silk, skin is like snow, eyebrows are delicate, clear water and pink lips, and the bright moon is unattainable.

Where is this painting? It's clearly a goblin under the moon.

Yan Shunhua couldn't help but stretch out his fingers and touch them, and his eyebrows, eyes, nose, and slender eyelashes suddenly moved.

Is it alive?

Yan Shunhua suddenly woke up for half a minute, and she got up from the ground.

stared blankly at Fu Mujian, who had fainted on the ground.

However, the wine was too strong, and it took her a long time to remember that the ground was too cold to sleep on the ground.

"Girl, girl, wake up, it's too cold on the ground, you better go home and sleep." Girl? Girl? ”

Yan Shunhua didn't know how much strength she used, she was in a hurry, and began to shake Fu Muhibiscus vigorously, she was not very sober, Fu Mujian's white shirt slipped off her shoulders, and she didn't know how to help someone pull it.

Lying on the ground with Fu Mujian's bare shoulders and looking at the seductive collarbone, Yan Shunhua couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

A sky-shattering thunder suddenly sounded in the sky, pulling Yan Shunhua's reason back.

She hurriedly raised her hands, like a child who confessed her mistakes, and shook her head at the night sky: "I didn't think about it, I didn't think about anything." ”

"Huh?"

Awake?

Fu Mujin woke up in a daze, and a huge black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him, he opened his eyes slightly, with the light on his back, and the shadow about to see a big fat face with a greasy face.

It's like a big fat and black toad.

Fu Mujin was frightened for a while, and actually raised his hand and slapped Yan Shunhua.

"Ahh

This slap, which was louder than an artillery battle, made Yan Shunhua stupid.

"You, why are you beating me?" Yan Shunhua covered the reddened left side of his face and asked innocently.

It's okay that she didn't speak, but as soon as she spoke, Fu Mujin became even more frightened, and she protected her body and retreated again and again.

The big toad in front of him actually made a woman's voice.

Could it be a eunuch in the palace? Or are you a good fellow of Longyang?

Either way, he didn't want to be deeply acquainted.

"You..."

Fu Mujin was just about to open his mouth to ask why he was here, when Yidao's voice came from nearby. "Help, someone, rob a beautiful man, report quickly, someone has robbed a good woman and a man!"

Yan Shunhua, who was so drunk that her brain hurt, pointed at herself in a daze and asked, "What do you mean?" Am I robbed? Am I a beautiful man? ”。

In a blink of an eye, a group of people rushed over with torches, surrounding the alley, which was less than a meter long.

Fu Muhibiscus is thinly dressed, half-exposed shoulders, in the eyes of everyone, it is pitiful, I see pity, I am about to be torn by this fat toad, and do the things of beasts.

Yidao rushed over directly, picked up his son-in-law, looked at his bare fragrant shoulders, and looked at his face with pity.

In the next second, Yidao seemed to change his face, and pointed out Yan Shunhua categorically, "That's right, it's him!" He was the one who took my son-in-law captive. ”

"Me? Kidnapping your son-in-law? Yan Shunhua stood up from the ground all of a sudden, and the strength of the wine rushed straight to the top of her head, and the whole world spun with the sky.

The huge piece of fat fell to the ground, causing the crowd to give way to an open space.

"Oh! Little scholar, what should we do now? ”

"Arrest him back and try who is the mastermind!"

"Good!"

And the mastermind? Looks like there's more!

They originally came out to watch the play, and there is no reason to watch only half of the play.

So, the townspeople united to carry the little fat man back.

*

A basin of cold water woke up Yan Shunhua, who was tied to the ground, she opened her eyes in a daze, raised her head, and looked at Fu Mujian wearing a hat and hanging a thin veil in front of her.

"Ahem......"

"Childe, he's awake." Yidao reminded.

Yan Shunhua: "You, who are you?" ”

Without waiting for Fu Mujian to speak, the scholar Yidao jumped out first.

"I also asked who my son-in-law is, I still want to ask who you are, why did you kidnap my son-in-law?!"

"Me? Tie up your son-in-law?! ”

Yan Shunhua deliberately shook the rope on his body, "Who is tying up who now?" ”

"You, don't move, there are so many of us here, I'm not afraid of you!" Yidao retreated in a panic, and shrank behind Fu Mujian for a second, the fox pretended to be a tiger.

Yan Shunhua turned his head to look, there were indeed many people present, many faces, it seemed that he had brought all the idle people in the city to see the excitement.

quarrels on weekdays, but she is a husband and a husband, and she is not a husband.

However, why would she choose this moment, when she was drinking and her brain was buzzing. "Tell me, what's going on this time?"

Is it going to turn over some old accounts from 12 years ago?

No matter what you say, she will admit it first, and then she will clean you up after she sleeps first and has enough spirits.

"What is your attitude? It's like we're the bad guys. Yidao pulled his throat, pretending to be surprised, and then fired a series of mouth cannons.

"Although my son-in-law is beautiful and kind-hearted, you can't make him a fool! It's rare to give you a chance to confess and be lenient, it's good for you to knowingly ask, why, people get stolen goods, and you still want to be sloppy and shirk responsibility. You're still not human! Okay, Childe, don't try it, just send him to the official for investigation. ”

The people around nodded their heads and agreed.

"That's right, he should be sent to the official for investigation immediately!"

A seventy-year-old woman cried like a daughter-in-law who had just passed the door, pointed at Yan Shunhua and scolded: "If such a person is not arrested, how can my father-in-law sleep peacefully at night?" What if I come in the middle of the night and kidnap my father-in-law?! ”

……

At this time, Yan Shunhua had mixed feelings in her heart, as if she had just run 10,000 horses, it seems that in the hearts of the people, from 'bullying women and men' to abducting old women, she Yan Shunhua can do it.

Convinced!

Anyway, she Yan Shunhua has always been a 'real villain' who must compete with each other and take revenge.

If she doesn't give him a 'slap' today, she won't be called Yan Shunhua!

Now the crowd is surging, and they are all shouting to send Yan Shunhua to the official for investigation!

"Hello to the official! Send it to the official immediately! ”

As soon as this voice came out, she was suddenly silent, and the reason why it was Yan Shunhua herself who shouted the loudest.

Is she a masochist? Sending off the official is happy?

The scholar raised his eyebrows, looked at Yan Shunhua, and found that this 'kidnapper' was not simple.

"Hey! Are you someone in the court? ”

A pair of rice and a pair of people saw through the truth and debunked it.

"Master told you, it doesn't work for your broken backer. When you get to the yamen, you are crying. The master advises you to quickly put away your dirty thoughts, confess leniently, and resist strictly. ”

Shunhua didn't reply, he continued to analyze.

"Seeing that you look like a human head and a pig's brain, you must have been deceived by others, so you will do such a thing that is unconscionable and immoral. Quick, speak up! Who is the real mastermind behind this, and who asked you to kidnap my son-in-law? Say it, maybe my son-in-law will be able to plead with you in front of the Qingtian Lord when the time comes, so that you will suffer less punishment. ”

Who is this dead scholar, a human head and a pig's brain!

Yidao succeeded in angering Yan Shunhua.

A big offensive is coming.

I saw that this fat boy dressed as a man said unhurriedly:

"Who is behind this, I don't know. But whoever is as stupid as a pig is a good man should be a thief. I know that. What does it matter to me that your son-in-law was kidnapped in the middle of the night?! I was drinking and drinking well in the alley alone, and he fell from the sky and smashed me half to death, and I kindly woke him up and was slapped in the face. If you don't apologize, forget it, you still tied me up, and you actually splashed me with water! Is the voice an ornament? Why do you always pour water on people! ”

Although Yan Shunhua was tied up, the truth was on her side, and she was more confident than anyone else.

"Who always poured water on you, besides, it was the master who watched you carry my son-in-law out of the room with my own eyes, and flew around on the roof, you dare to say that the person is not you?!"

"I'm mad when I talk about this! Do you see me flying like this? ”

As soon as this statement came out, no one could refute it.

Her more than 200 catties of fat, not to mention flying eaves and walking on the wall, even climbing stairs is a problem.

Awesome!

Kill a thousand enemies, and lose eight hundred.

"Uh... That's right, that's me... Did we misunderstand Childe? ”

"Don't let it go yet! It's cold. ”

Yan Shunhua felt that he had never wasted his brain like today when he spoke.

When everyone saw that they had caught the wrong person, they falsely accused Yidao of being confused, and without apology, they dispersed in a hurry.

The room was full just now, but now the geese have left a voice.

There were only two masters and servants left in the room, Yan Shunhua and Fu Mujian.

“……”

Obviously, Fu Muhibiscus was the real victim, but in the war of words just now, he actually sat on the side and watched the play silently.

The light has a good-looking face, I don't know right from wrong, what's the use!

A good-looking man really can't believe it!

Yidao loosened the tie to Yan Shunhua, and hurriedly paid a few good words in order for someone to come to settle accounts in the future. "This fat boy was offended, the villain was clumsy, and he didn't see that the son was incapacitated."

Hey! It's better not to say it.

"Who's having trouble moving? I'm just a little bit fat. It's really unlucky, don't let me bump into your master and servant again in the future. Hum! ”

Yan Shunhua is like a big fat tiger with teeth and claws, and his facial features are hideous and he says cruel words.

Fu Mujin was wearing a hat, and the thin lips in the veil were slightly pursed, but when he remembered what happened tonight, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The hearty laughter provoked Yan Shunhua to be rough, thinking, what a weirdo!

*

When Yan Shunhua opened her eyes again, it was already afternoon, and others had already had lunch, but she was because of last night's farce... No, mainly because she had a hangover, she got up.

Yan Shunhua, who was full of alcohol, smelled the smell of his body, which was sour, like the dung left by ten thousand horses.

I vaguely remembered that when I went back to the inn last night, she vomited in bed, but she was so tired and sleepy that she actually slept like this.

Alas, how could she have been so rough in the past.

Now that the house smells of swill, she can even sleep.

No, she has to find the Yan Shunhua of the past, and turn back into the Yan Shunhua who does not touch the spring water with ten fingers and welcomes each other with thousands of flowers.

She, want, lose, fat!

A quarter of an hour later, the stinky Yan Shunhua took the hand of the shopkeeper and warmly invited him into the room.

"Guest, guest, you're like this... It's not in order. ”