Chapter Seventy-Nine: Stew Yourself in an Iron Pot!

Xu Buling galloped through the three octagonal arches and returned to the palace on Kuishou Street.

Kuishou Street is as solemn as ever, and at the end of the street in the distance, at the door of Li's house, you can see the Royal Forest Army walking back and forth. The other houses were calm and quiet, turning a blind eye to the affairs of the Li family.

Xu Buling was not interested in coming to the door to sneer, and after dismounting outside the mansion gate, he raised his eyes and saw Yue Nu standing outside the door, his expression was very strange, a bit like seeing a child who made a mistake and ran home and was about to be beaten.

Xu Buling's expression stiffened slightly, the moon slave is here, and Mrs. Lu must be waiting in the house.

Stretching out the head with a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife.

Xu Buling had nowhere to escape, threw the horsewhip to the guards, straightened his clothes, and walked into the door.

Lao Xiao also stood at the door with a cane, followed behind Xu Buling at this time, shook his head and sighed:

"Little prince, I'm afraid I can't be good today. I bought all the rouge gouache back, and I also bought a big pot by the way......"

Xu Buling paused, frowning: "You even bought the pot back?" ”

Lao Xiao smashed his mouth: "Alas! The eldest husband is hard to chase after the horse, and the little prince has never said the same, this iron pot stews himself......"

Xu Buling was silent for a moment: "You still understand me." ”

"That's not it, I'm going to boil water......" Lao Xiao shook his head and sighed, and went to the kitchen of the back house.

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Xu Buling rubbed his forehead, only thinking that Fang Cai's slap was too cheap Song Yufu, so he should press it on his knee a few times.

Xu Buling walked through the corridor and came to the study of the back house.

Although there is sun in winter, the empty house is still a little cold.

In the study, Mrs. Lu, dressed in a blue command, sat sideways at the round table, with her left arm on the table, holding a cup of tea, her posture was quite graceful, her expression was lukewarm, and she was lightly picking up the tea leaves with a porcelain lid.

On the round table, in addition to the vermilion food box, there were two jars of wine next to it, judging from the position, they must have picked it up and looked at it.

Xu Buling's heart sank again - he handed over the wine to Lao Xiao last night, and forgot to let Lao Xiao hide it, and he forgot about this stubble when he came back in the morning, what can I do......

Xu Buling brewed outside the door, and then walked into the bedroom with a bright smile:

"Aunt Lu, I was about to see you, but I didn't expect you to come first......"

"Hmm."

Mrs. Lu took a sip of the teacup, and did not look at Xu Buling, but stared at the tea leaves floating in the teacup, unable to see what she was thinking.

In the past, Mrs. Lu was like the spring water in March to warm people's hearts, and it was the first time that she was so cold.

Xu Buling was slightly embarrassed, walked to the table in a sneer, and sat down in front of Mrs. Lu.

Mrs. Lu's waist twisted slightly, changed directions, and still turned her side face at Xu Buling, and she didn't speak.

Xu Buling smiled helplessly and thought for a while: "I didn't write the poem, and the reasons are complicated......"

"Hmph~ You just continue to lie to me, anyway~ I'm not your aunt, I'm not your aunt, and I don't want to be seen......"

Gloomy and resentful, gloomy and sad, with a look of 'mourning is greater than heart death'.

Xu Buling couldn't stand this the most, and spread his hands and said, "Aunt Lu! You still don't believe me? ”

"What do I believe in you?"

Mrs. Lu didn't look at Xu Buling, looked at the teacup with her eyes, and said lukewarmly: "It's for your own good to let you hide your clumsiness, but as a result, you dislike my aunt's care......"

Xu Buling was a little helpless: "I know that Aunt Lu is good for me, but something went wrong in the middle, huh...... Although I am named now, a few poems can at most prove that I am not illiterate, and I think it will have little impact. ”

Mrs. Lu snorted casually, and played with the teacup in her hand: "Knowing that I am good for you, why didn't those three poems be handed over to me for safekeeping, but to Song Baiqing's daughter?" Could it be that she reassures you more than me? Alas~ If you don't say it, I can guess that the age of cardamom, born in a scholarly family, likes poetry and songs the most, and wants to impress people's hearts......"

Xu Buling's scalp was numb: "Aunt Lu, it's definitely not this reason, the three poems were overheard and memorized by her, and they were never given to her." ”

Mrs. Lu didn't believe it: "How could she overhear you composing poems?" I told you to hide it, what are you doing when you have nothing to do writing poetry? ”

Xu Buling's face was full of innocence: "Aunt Lu, you asked me to copy a few poems to the poetry club, if it weren't for this, I wouldn't have anything to do to write poems......"

Mrs. Lu's body stiffened, she raised her eyes, and there was a bit of grievance in her eyes:

"Do you blame me?"

The wind is charming, poignant.

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Xu Buling choked on his chest with a mouthful of old blood, coughed a few times, gritted his teeth and said, "What's that...... Ling'er had no such intention, it was I who was careless for a while and let Song Yufu eavesdrop...... No, I shouldn't have written my own poems, I should have listened to Aunt Lu to buy them, if I had done it according to Aunt Lu's method, there would definitely not be today's mess, it's all my fault! ”

Mrs. Lu frowned slightly, turned around again, and her voice softened a little: "You have a little conscience...... Hmph - anyway, you don't take what I say to heart, and you won't care about it in the future, you will grow up~ I am too strict and you can't stand it, everyone Song girl says so, what else can I say......"

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Xu Buling opened her mouth, and suddenly felt that she didn't strip Song Yufu naked and hang her up, it was too cheap for her.

Mrs. Lu was talking in pieces, and Xu Buling didn't dare to interject, for fear that if she accidentally said something wrong, she would bring tears out, so she could only nod and listen.

After a long time, Lao Xiao ran out of the window and said:

"Little prince, the water is boiled!"

Xu Buling breathed a sigh of relief, got up and walked out.

Seeing that Xu Buling left the table, Mrs. Lu was slightly puzzled with the teacup: "What are you doing boiling water?" I'm not done yet...... If you don't want to hear it, if I don't say it, it's ......."

Mrs. Lu put down the teacup and got up to leave angrily, but as soon as she walked out of the yard, she saw a big iron pot in the garden.

The iron pot was large, supported by a wooden frame, and there was a pile of firewood underneath, which had been lit.

Lao Xiao squatted in front of him, pulling firewood in one hand, and fanning it diligently with a pu fan.

The iron pot is steaming hot, and the slightest steam of water is bubbling in the winter.

Mrs. Lu's eyes were full of inexplicability, and she looked at Xu Buling standing on the platform next to her suspiciously.

Xu Buling's expression was full of remorse, and he said mournfully: "Ling'er promised Aunt Lu that if she heard my good reputation again, she would stew herself in an iron pot, how could the eldest husband be untrustworthy." I promise that even if I lose the world, I won't fail Aunt Lu......"

As he spoke, he prepared to jump.

Mrs. Lu suddenly panicked, no matter how dissatisfied she was, she was still distressed in her heart, how could she look at Xu Buling behaving like this.

Mrs. Lu's resentment and dissatisfaction were swept away, and she hurriedly walked to the stage, angry and annoyed:

"No, I'm not angry, you come down, be careful of getting hurt......"

Xu Buling's words came out of his mouth, how could he go back on his word, anyway, in his own home, he should just take a hot bath.

"Aunt Lu, you once taught me to 'be the king and follow the law, and if you change the order, you will lose the hearts of the people', I don't stew myself today, I really feel ashamed, and I have lived up to Aunt Lu's teachings!"

"Oops~"

Mrs. Lu hurriedly stomped her feet, lifted her skirt and went to the platform, and raised her hand to stop Xu Buling: "Don't drill the tip of the horns, can't I be angry anymore?" Could it be that you won't even listen to me? ”

Xu Buling shook his head: "Since I promised Aunt Lu, I will do it no matter what, otherwise I will have the face to meet Aunt Lu in the future." ”

After the words fell, Xu Buling dodged around Mrs. Lu and jumped into the steaming iron pot.

Mrs. Lu screamed, her heart was broken in an instant, she didn't want to think about it, she wanted to hug Xu Buling like crazy.

The results can be imagined.

Mrs. Lu hugged Xu Buling's waist, but a woman who was not very tall, and Xu Buling, who was holding a tall horse, was directly pulled off the stage.

As soon as the tip of Xu Buling's shoe touched the water, he noticed that something was wrong behind him, reacted very quickly, took Mrs. Lu into his arms, and dragged Mrs. Lu into the water after falling into the water, propping her up to avoid choking.

Plop –

Water splashes.

Water can't really boil, it's about the temperature of a normal bath. However, the iron pot is really big, and it is enough for two people.

Mrs. Lu doesn't know any martial arts, she is dignified and demure on weekdays, but when she encounters this kind of scene, her mind is already blank in mid-air.

By the time Mrs. Lu reacted, the two had already fallen into the cauldron.

Mrs. Lu snorted softly, closed her eyes busily, and her cheeks were full of horror. It was only after a moment that I noticed that the water was not very hot, so I opened my eyes again.

"Ling'er?!"

Mrs. Lu hurriedly looked down, but saw that under the rippling water, Xu Buling was lying at the bottom of the pot, her arms were exposed to the water to support her, and she spit out a few bubbles.

Mrs. Lu breathed a sigh of relief, but she soon realized that something was wrong, the position of this hand push......

Mrs. Lu looked down at her, her cheeks flushed violently, her heart trembled, and her body almost softened.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but she still feels that her hands are pinched as if they were nothing.

Mrs. Lu was stunned for a moment, hurriedly got up and stood in the cauldron, looked left and right, and saw that Lao Xiao was still squatting below fanning the flames, so she pursed her lips quietly.

Whoop -

Xu Buling turned his head out of the pot, jumped directly onto the stage, and stretched out his hand: "Aunt Lu, it's all my fault, hurry up, the water will really boil later." ”

Mrs. Lu stood in the big iron pot, her heart was mixed, and she glanced at Xu Buling intentionally or unintentionallyβ€”her eyes were pure and her expression was not the slightest strange, as if she really didn't pay attention to Fang Cai's affairs.

Could it be that the situation is urgent, and it is unintentional to ......

Mrs. Lu hesitated: "...... In the future, don't do this kind of stupid thing, what a big person......" stretched out his arm for Xu Buling to support, stepped on the stage, and subconsciously tightened his clothes.

Sensing that her skirt was all wet, Xu Buling was even more like a chicken in soup, so Mrs. Lu walked quickly to the house: "Change your clothes, don't catch a cold...... Let the moon slave fetch me a set of skirts and come over......" After saying that, he ran into the bedroom by himself......

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