"Ah, this...... Your Majesty, I'm really sorry for you, I'm the only seedling in the family, and I don't have brothers and sisters or anything like that. ”

"Oh, that's a bit of a surprise." The emperor seemed to be a little disappointed, but he thought about it again, and then asked me: "Even if you don't have a biological sister or a younger sister, you always have a cousin or cousin, introduce it, so that I can balance it in my heart!" ”

"Ah...... I'm afraid this can't be done, the emperor doesn't know, I'm an orphan, I was picked up by my parents since I was a child, and I don't know if I have such relatives. "It's ancient times now, and I was an orphan in ancient times, so don't be pretentious, it doesn't matter.

"Ah...... You're an orphan. When the emperor heard this, his face showed an extremely envious expression, and he whispered: "It's better to be an orphan, no one cares, no one ......."

Well? What do you mean? Could it be that the emperor has something troubled in his heart? It seems that as long as you are human, you will have troubles. This emperor is not an immortal, and he also has troubles. However, you are the emperor of the Ninety-Five, how can you envy an orphan? Could it be...... Is it because of his blind grandmother, Empress Dowager Dou, whose dictatorship limits his great ambitions? Not really. This has nothing to do with orphans.

"Your Majesty...... Don't scold Dongfang Gongzi like this, if you scare him, I will ......," Princess Pingyang called in a low voice.

"Oh! Yes, yes, my sister is distressed, so I won't ask more. Emperor Wu said this, and said with a smile: "Someone is coming, pass on my edict, I want to give Dongfang Shuo a banquet and serve food!" ”

"Yes! The emperor has decreed that he will give a banquet to Dongfang Shuo......"

When it comes to eating, in this ordinary people's house, no one can eat as well as the emperor. What does this emperor eat? What flies in the sky, runs underground, swims in the water, and grows on trees...... There is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing that the emperor can't eat. If you eat in the Emperor's house, even if you have anorexia, you will have a great appetite. Whether it is in color or ornamentality, it is the top.

I sat in the arranged position, looking at these things in front of me, I was really dazzled, I didn't know where to start, I didn't know which one to eat first. I feel that any one smells so fragrant, it really deserves to be the emperor's house, and this meal is atmospheric.

"Eat, eat, eat whatever you like." The emperor just looked at the dishes and did not move the chopsticks. Also, even if it is delicious, if you eat it every day, it will not taste good.

"Well, this party wouldn't be fun without dancing. By the way, Xiaocao, let me ask you, what kind of dance do you like to watch? ”

"Me? Hey hey emperor, I'm really embarrassed to answer this. If I'm honest, my favorite thing to watch is pole dancing. Hot, sexy, energetic, one word, cool! ”

"Huh? I didn't understand what kind of dance it was. After listening to what I said, Emperor Wu was puzzled. Also, how can there be such a dance in this era, even in our era, it was also transmitted in foreign countries in the past few decades.

"Oh, looking at the way you look, I don't know about this dance, it's a pity." I said disappointedly. You are the emperor, it seems that the emperor is not freewheeling.

"That'...... Your Majesty, do you have a three-point style in your palace? If there is, call these girls to come to a while, and see that it is comfortable in your heart. ”

"Wait, what did you just say? What formula? "I can clearly see that a series of question marks appeared on Emperor Wu's head.

It's not good, he always has these inexplicable words, which will make him lose face, and when the time comes, his life will be explained in this place.

Ah, I must not mess with the emperor.

"Oh...... I mean any dance, as long as the emperor likes it, I like it too! ”

"Huh? Dongfang Shuo, what are you talking about? Emperor Wu's expression suddenly became very unhappy: "You are a grass people, how dare you do the same as what I like?" Are you the emperor today? ”

"Ah, Your Majesty, you misunderstood, even if you give me 10,000 guts, I don't dare." Grandma's, it's really like a tiger, this sentence doesn't say it at all. I know that my brain is not good, and I always speak without thinking about it. Hey, sooner or later...... Sooner or later I'm going to die in my own mouth.

I wiped the cold with a weak heart, and said in a low voice: "How dare Dongfang Shuo be the same as what the emperor likes, I just ...... I just secretly like it...... Secretly...... "As I said this, I felt my nose grow a little longer, and my chin sharpened.

"You...... Ha ha...... It's so funny, it's fun. I like your straightforwardness, so let's do it, let's have a paragraph of "New Official-Feiyan", Chuan Wuji! ”

Wait, what's wrong with my ears, what did I just hear, coronavirus! Grandma, you are the emperor of the Han Dynasty, how can you predict what will happen in 2,000 years.

I'm really scared, the people of the whole country have just overcome it, and I still have lingering palpitations when I hear it.

Later, I realized that I had heard it wrong, it was not the pneumonia, but the thin Feiyan with a fat swallow. Grandma's, it looks like I was scared out of my soul by that.

Saying...... Is this the dance that emperors like? What the hell is this, it's a blasphemy against dance. You see, the dancing girls, you can't see your feet, you can't see your arms, you can't see your belly, you can't see your belly button, it's ...... How could this pique my interest? Sometimes I wonder, is this emperor a monk? This dance is simply for the monk to see!

"Your Majesty, these girls dance so well, just a little, Your Majesty, I don't know if I should say it. If I say it, I'm afraid that the emperor will blame you. ”

"Xiaocao, what do you say, I will forgive you for your innocence."

"Really? Emperor Xie. These girls are dancing very well, but, but it's so hot and they're doing such strenuous exercise, you should be considerate of them......"

"Oh, that's new, you're the only one of the people who accompanied me to the dance to say that. I want to hear it, how should I be considerate of them? ”

"Oh, it's like this, if you really understand them, tell them to take off their clothes, right? This way they can jump coolly, and we look comfortable. ”

"Grass, you...... Haha, you're really talking about my heart. I'll tell you the truth, I have long had this intention, and the one who knows me is the Oriental Grass! You should have been by my side so I wouldn't be so bored. Someone, ...... herald."

"No, Your Majesty, you dare!"

These six words suddenly sounded in the hall, and I looked at the person who made the voice in a daze, it turned out to be Princess Pingyang: "You stinky men, you can see it, if the emperor dares to give an order, I will beat you to tears." ”

"I'll go, Your Majesty, Princess Pingyang actually dares to threaten you!" I fanned the flames on the side.

Unexpectedly, the high-ranking emperor, like an injured puppy at this time, said aggrievedly: "Forget it, you just don't hear anything." To be honest, she is already polite today, I have been bullied by her since I was a child......"