Chapter Fifty-Nine: Voices Through Time and Space
At that moment, I suddenly regretted it for a moment. What am I doing here? Why should I do this? Doesn't it mean that everything is days? Which green onion am I, why should I meddle in other people's affairs?
Thinking about this, I was about to tell the old man that I was thinking about it, but by this time, he had ruthlessly closed the door of the machine. Bastard, do you just want to experiment with your own machine?
"Hey...... Open it for me...... "Bedwetting is my consistent style at a critical time, it's so gentle and shameful!"
"Dear friends, whoever you are, welcome aboard the Albert Einstein Time Shuttle."
"Huh? Master, are you mistaken, this is a time travel, caring for Instein. ”
"Of course, this man is my idol. I named my machine, and that is the name of an idol! ”
“…… Why not call it Newton or Hawking? ”
"You don't have to worry about this, it's not your invention. If you kid really have the ability, you can make one yourself, and when the time comes, you will call the Galileo, and no one will care about you! ”
"Well, you win, I don't have that ability!"
"Boy, you won't be able to learn my skills for the rest of your life. Stop talking, the tense moment is coming. Okay, now, let's start the countdown......" The old man said, turned to Zhao Dehuan and said, "Do you have a watch?" ”
"Watch, haha, the last time I took a shower, I accidentally fell into the toilet......"
"Loser, forget it. Let's just skip this step and don't time it. As he spoke, the old man directly pressed the start button of the machine.
The machine hasn't moved!
"Huh? What's going on with grandma? Is there a power outage? You go and see what's going on! ”
"Master, it doesn't seem that there is a power outage, there should be no engine oil!"
"I'll go, drop the chain at the critical moment!" He cursed and found a pot of engine oil in the room and poured it directly into the machine. He looked at the readings and pressed the start button directly!
"Rumbling ......" as if it were a fight, and the machine made a loud roar. It wasn't loud at first, but who knows, but later, it got louder and louder, and the things in the room were blown up by the wind brought up by the machine. The whole earth was trembling, and I could feel the vibration. I saw that these two men were almost crumbling by the wind, and they were holding their heads tightly to prevent themselves from falling......
"Bang...... Chirp! ”
After waiting for five seconds, there was a loud explosion in the scrapyard, which was no less sound than an atomic bomb explosion.
At this time, there were two African princes standing in the ruins of the cabin, and the old man and Zhao Dehuan stared at each other blankly, and neither of them spoke.
"Hey, I said apprentice, did you succeed just now?"
"Good...... It seems that so, Master, it should have been a success. ”
"Success?"
"It worked!"
"Ah...... I've finally succeeded, I've finally figured out the time traveler! Suddenly, the master and apprentice hugged each other as if they were going crazy, and they actually started crying.
After crying for a few minutes, the two men left each other.
"I ...... My hairstyle isn't messed up, is it? ”
"It's okay, Master, yours are pretty good-looking, then...... What about my hairstyle? ”
"It's okay, it's good!"
"Master, I beg you for one thing, do you still have your exclusive special anti-dizziness medicine? I've been getting motion sickness a lot lately, probably because I've eaten too much seafood. ”
"Forget it, what kind of special pill is that. To tell you the truth, it's actually Viagra smeared with some honey, I just want to remove his psychological barrier......"
"Ah...... So that's the case, and now I finally understand what it means to be cunning! ”
"Little rabbit cub, you dare to slander the master, see if you don't want to live......"
I had to hear the conversation between these two men and say this, and I couldn't hear anything more.
Actually, to be honest, I'm curious and skeptical. Can this strange old man and the strange machine believe it? Just as I was thinking about it, all of a sudden, there was darkness all around. This darkness is an oppressive darkness that feels like you can't breathe at all.
"Grandma, what's going on, how about you give me a light, how do I look at the time?"
Seriously, at this moment, I am in this environment, in addition to feeling the darkness, there is also an upward attraction. This attraction makes my body like dust, vigorously attracted by the relentless vacuum cleaner, and I have no ability to resist at all. Sadly, the gravitational pull and darkness only lasted for ten seconds, and then my eyes suddenly opened up and new colors appeared in my eyes.
It was red, full of red, and it was crazy backwards around my body. This red color lasted for three seconds, and then the screen changed to orange. Let's put it this way, my eyes went through yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, and these colors for the next 18 seconds, and each of these colors lasted for three seconds, and at the end, the picture was calm, and my eyes were full of white.
I saw that the color in front of my eyes no longer changed, and my body no longer rose. What's going on now? I looked at this strange space curiously, and the strange light just now seemed to be like a mirror. Between heaven and earth, only endless white remains. In it, he is the only living being.
At this moment, a voice came from above: "Are you ready?" "Grandma's, I was scared, and when I looked up, there was nothing in the sky: "Scared me, I thought there were people up there, why did I have auditory hallucinations?" ”
"It's not auditory hallucinations, I'm real. Now, are you ready? ”
This time I was really listening, and someone was really talking to me: "I...... What should I prepare? Who are you? Where am I? ”
"Boring question. Now, I'm just asking you one last time, are you ready? ”
"Me...... You're ready! "Although I don't know what I want to prepare, I still promise to come down first, so as not to be punished or something. It's just that I don't know, the voice above is waiting for this sentence, and I have fallen into my own language trap.
"Very well, let's go." As soon as the voice was spoken, I felt my whole body tense and descended rapidly.
"I'm going, what the hell do you want to prepare, who the hell grandma can tell me, what's going on...... Who the hell are you......" In the darkness, the voice of me killing a pig echoed. That kind of confusion, that kind of unwillingness, it's really wronged.