Chapter Ninety-One: I Became a Big Tongue
Hearing this voice, Su Wu and I glanced at each other, and then both fell silent.
After a while, Su Wu suddenly spoke: "Dongfang, for a small question, what are you thinking?" ”
"I ...... Forget it, I won't talk about it. Brother Su Wu, can you tell you what you are thinking? ”
"Me...... Hehe, I'm wondering if I can stick this arrow in it again, let's pull it out again. What do you think of this time for you? ”
"Okay, okay, why are you the same as I think? Could it be ...... Hehe, don't you also think her voice is tempting just now......"
"Ahaha, Brother Dongfang is really the same as I thought, let's call the hero to see the same!"
As soon as I finished saying this, I felt a chill rise in my back. I turned around and saw Xiao Rou's eyes directly. She was glaring at me fiercely, oops, that long-lost horror look, as if she had returned to the old one that had been lost for a long time.
As soon as I saw this, I knew that I couldn't stimulate her anymore, so I immediately changed my tune and said, "I...... Ah, that's it, I was just playing a little joke with you just now, don't take it seriously. That one...... The purpose of Su Wu and I is to relieve your pain. Hehe, how's it going, isn't it funny? If you don't think it's funny, I won't say it...... Hey hey ......"
Seriously, with the look in my eyes just now, I was really afraid that Xiao Rou would be bad for me after her injury healed. Hey, let's talk less and leave a way back for yourself.
Well...... Not only should we leave a back road, but we should also pave the road wider.
After another silent silence, Su Wu and I looked at each other, and I could see the meaning in his eyes, and I believed that he could also read my meaning from my eyes.
"Brother Su Wu, you know, the person I trust the most in this world is you." I say it seriously.
"Of course, Brother Dongfang, I think you know all about this matter." He replied solemnly.
"That'...... You know what I mean, I want to ask...... Would you like to? I asked shyly.
"This ......," he blushed, "can I refuse?" ”
"What do you say?" I bowed my head and said, "Don't you know what people mean, fool! ”
"It's because I know that I refuse!" Su Wu's gentle voice melted ice and snow, and as he spoke, he licked his mouth.
It seems that this kid is in a dragon gate formation with me, and I can't get used to this kid: "Su Wu, let's make it clear, don't say I'm stingy." What is forgetful, valuing daughters over friends. Now, there's a great opportunity in front of you. Come on, use your lips to drug beautiful women. This is the time that many people dream of in a lifetime, and you should not miss this opportunity! ”
"Forget it, I'll leave this good thing to you, I think you're more suitable. I, I can't do it, when the time comes, let alone Wei Niangniang's life, even my life may be on it! ”
"Don't, it's just you, you can't look forward to such a good thing once in your life."
"Forget it, I don't have that kind of blessing, so let's come."
"Come on......"
"Come on......"
The two of us are like kicking a ball, you kick it, I kick it, you kick it, I kick it.
Just when the two of us were arguing, Xiao Rou suddenly screamed in pain: "You two bastards shut up for me......" and then spit out a large pool of blood.
Grandma's, how can this be, I just teased it a little, but I didn't expect Xiaorou's body to be unbearable. I'm really damned, I know that Xiaorou is injured, what are you kidding. I instinctively rushed over and grabbed her shoulder. The wound on Xiao Rou's shoulder was already black and stinky. Seriously, a stream of black blood is pouring out. I can't care so much anymore, just die, who made me love Xiaorou woman like this. Xiaorou, do you know that I am really willing to die for you, do you feel that you are really happy after being loved by me?
Hey......
"Brother Su Wu, does this have a straw?"
Su Wu didn't know what I was talking about at all, forget it, I knew it was an idiot's question, and I didn't expect this guy's answer at all.
I gave up the last hope in my heart, lowered my head directly, and pouted at Xiaorou's shoulder......
At this moment, I knew that I could die of poisoning, or I could die of exposure to the toxin. Xiaorou, look at me, how infatuated am I with you? I hope you don't remarry when I'm dead. (It seems that Xiaorou is not married to me yet, she is the woman of Emperor Wu!) I hope you will keep filial piety for me for three years, and then you will tell our children about his father's heroic deeds......
I may be thinking too much, these are things without a shadow, even if Xiaorou has a child, it is not my doll. Grandma's, my delusions are getting worse!
Xiaorou was so painful that she couldn't speak, but she just looked at me in a daze, and her eyes were very strange. I can't tell if it's gratitude or anger, I'm thinking, or...... Or maybe it's both.
I took a dozen puffs on Xiao Rou's shoulder, until finally, the blood turned a normal bright red. I learned this technique on TV, and if you mix the poison with the blood, the blood will turn black. If the blood turns red, it means that the poison in the wound is gone.
To be precise, the first seven mouths are all black blood. By the eighth mouth, it gradually turned black and red. By the ninth mouth, red was nine-tenths, with only a little bit of black. It was only in the tenth mouthful that the blood turned to its normal color. I didn't feel at ease, so I took two more puffs before sitting on the ground.
At this moment, I couldn't feel where my mouth was, not even my tongue.
Su Wu and Xiao Rou looked at me stunned, as if there was something ridiculous on my face.
"What about asking the two Gesi Si Si Si Q: Mori Mozawa Yangka, uh? What kind of cheap dog falls? (Are you two stupid?) Why are you looking at me like that? Haven't you seen a handsome guy? )
Su Wu, the old boy, burst out laughing all of a sudden, and even the cold Xiaorou began to laugh. This time it's my turn to be stunned, what are these two guys laughing at? Did you eat haha? Be all abroad.
This guy Su Wu directly pulled me aside and said, "Brother Dongfang, let me ask you a question, do you feel uncomfortable now?" ”
"It's ...... thick" (okay...... I answered directly.
"That...... Poofhaha...... That's right, I have another question. How was it just now? "Su Wu, this old boy, I don't know if I'm stupid, I laugh when I speak, I don't know if we're still on the grassland? Hmph, when you herd the sheep, you will know that the last laugh is crying!
"Then Du Xing'er is quite careful." (This poisonous blood is bitter!) I wiped the corners of my mouth, and really, I couldn't feel where the corners of my mouth were!