Chapter Twenty-Four: The Poetry...
At the finale banquet that night, everyone took turns to toast Bai Xiaofei.
On the one hand, there is respect, and on the other hand, everyone also has a sense of revenge.
Lao Tzu's professional skills are not as good as yours, but Lao Tzu is a great drinker!
"Director, I toast you!"
"Good!"
Bai Xiaofei didn't refuse to come at first, but after a few glasses, he couldn't bear it a little, these people were toasting, they were obviously pouring wine!
Soon, his face turned red under the stimulation of alcohol, and his brain became a little dizzy, but fortunately, he didn't forget to raise a glass to thank the people in various departments of the crew, especially Zhang Shan!
Zhang Shan pushed down a movie - "Golden Fortune".
Although he didn't say anything, Bai Xiaofei still knew that he had a big quarrel with his agent.
"Golden Fortune", Bai Xiaofei has never heard of this movie, and he estimates that the quality of the movie itself is not good, but this thing is a theatrical movie after all!
Before it was released, theatrical movies and an online drama...
Fools know how to choose theatrical movies!
Zhang Shan didn't even read the script of "Golden Fortune", and directly refused!
Of course, it's also possible that he read the script and felt that his brother was more reliable...
Very impressed...
"Shanzi... Everything is in the wine, I did it! ”
Zhang Shan is very bold and has it, and he drinks it all.
About ten minutes into the opening scene, Bai Xiaofei was already drunk and put his arm around Zhang Shan's shoulder: "In May next year, you prepare the schedule for me, buddy is going to make a movie!" ”
“… Xiaobai, the pace is too fast, I think let's shoot an online drama first..."
"What's the drop, look down on my brother? I'll tell you, I've been holding it back, otherwise there would be nothing to do with Cameron! ”
Well, Bai Xiaofei did drink too much...
Xiaobai was a North Drifter in his last life, and he was naturally contaminated with a bunch of stinky problems of the natives of the capital, bragging about it!
In fact, men all over China are very good at two things, bragging and sycophancy!
Of course, Bai Xiaofei knows this well, but he has been hiding it well.
Bragging is not a good habit, and the original intention of bragging is to make others believe that you are awesome, so you should at least pay attention to some art. But now many people are boasting that they know that others will definitely not believe it, but they still say it unswervingly, if they don't say it, they are panicked!
After a few glasses of wine, Bai Xiaofei completely showed his original form.
Here I talked to Zhang Shan about taking him to compete for the Oscars in the future, and I hugged Ye Siqi over there, promising her that she would give her a good future...
Wandering, almost doing indescribable things in front of everyone, such as taking pictures horizontally or something...
Chen Baolian was also at the scene, and Bai Xiaofei also gave the last trace of reason.
He knows that he is not a big brother, and he can't play...
And even if it is the eldest brother, he has been criticized by various people.
Bai Xiaofei was also in the crew before, and he knew very well that he and these people would probably not meet again in his later life.
Therefore, he couldn't be too careful, and after drinking with him for about half an hour, Bai Xiaofei said goodbye in advance, and several leading actors had already left.
Guo Allen didn't participate in the finale banquet at all - he returned to the capital overnight to prepare for the Spring Festival Gala...
Yang Lan didn't participate either, in fact, many actresses who are a little famous are reluctant to participate in the finale banquet - I mean the crew without a big director!
The devil knows what these guys will do when they drink too much.
More than once, the media has exposed that the crew was drunk and did some unbelievable things, such as strong women doing actresses and the like...
The director of "Don't Dig the Silver Under the Ground" once got drunk and forced the actress to have sex with him in public...
It's a mess!
The nature is released thoroughly enough!
……
At about eleven o'clock in the evening, Bai Xiaofei sat on the sofa with a cup in his hand, his eyes blank, looking at the ceiling in a daze.
From time to time, there is a sound in the kitchen...
He sobered up quickly, poured a large glass of water, and felt hungry, just as Yang Lan came to visit as his girlfriend.
"I only cook instant noodles..."
"Okay, there's it in the fridge, you cook two bags."
After almost ten minutes, Bai Xiaofei felt that he was about to faint from hunger, and Yang Lan walked out with a soup plate.
“… Is this also called instant noodles? ”
Bai Xiaofei was a little dumbfounded, he really couldn't imagine that someone could cook instant noodles to a bad time!
Boiled instant noodles, boil the water and put the noodles, and then fill them with ready-made condiments, and fools will make instant noodles!
“… You taste it, it tastes good, and I like the feeling of being soft. ”
The young lady blushed a little, originally she wanted to say that there was a problem with your kitchen or something...
Bai Xiaofei was really hungry, so he took out his chopsticks and brought soup and water, and eliminated a large bowl of instant noodles in less than two minutes, his hunger was slightly relieved, and his wisdom returned.
walked to the sofa and hugged the young lady: "You just said that you like soft?" It's a bit tricky! ”
"Can you be serious?"
The young lady pushed Bai Xiaofei away, and said with disdain by the way: "You stink!" ”
“… Does it stink? ”
Smelled it, it does smell a smell, no way, drink alcohol, of course it will provoke the smell of wine.
"Then I'll take a shower first, you can watch TV!"
Bai Xiaofei is a person who respects women very much, and before having sex, you must ensure that you are clean!
To take the simplest example, as early as the age of 12, he was circumcised, because he was worried that his unhygiene would cause the woman to have a bunch of gynecological problems...
……
A man's bath is the easiest, washing his face, brushing his teeth, washing the hanging, multi-line operation, and ending the battle in five minutes at most.
Of course, there will be a little more process of bathing, one more big sword...
The Spring Festival is approaching, and some bitter dramas and anti-Japanese dramas are generally broadcast in winter, forget it, China's small screens are full of these TV series these years, Yang Lan changed from No. 1 to No. 99, and finally decided to watch "Cherry Balls", at least this does not insult IQ!
"Eat in a high-grade restaurant, but say something that is not classy, if the fish on the plate hears it, you have to be angry if you don't die!"
"Anyway, it's the same if you're worried or not, so isn't it a disadvantage to just worry?"
"Such a bad trick... Why doesn't anyone care?
- Because the police only arrest honest people. ”
It is necessary to Amway "Cherry Maruko", many five-year-old children understand, but we adults don't necessarily know!
Sitting cross-legged on the sofa, the young lady was very relieved.
It was probably Bai Xiaofei's 'restraint' in the past few days that made her subconsciously think that Bai Xiaofei was just a male girlfriend with a flowery mouth...
Wrapped in a bath towel and still steaming hot, Bai Xiaofei rinsed and walked out.
“… Are you going to take a bath? ”
“… Wait, I'll finish watching this episode first. ”
The young lady waved her hand.
"So you like to wash it afterwards, it's okay!"
Bai Xiaofei pounced, hugged her directly in his arms, ignored the young lady's fluttering little feet, and walked to the bedroom very happily.
“… What do you want? ”
"I think at this time, what I should care about is what cheese I will use next!"
The bath towel was untied, revealing a hideous face, and the young lady was very shy and covered her eyes: "Don't do this..."
Covering your eyes, it means that there is a gap in the lower body!
Bai Xiaofei has a lot of experience, and he quickly substituted the young lady into it.
Soon both of them entered into the great harmony of life...
There are poems: I like to work diligently to connect the branches, and the beauty and sweetness are concentrically knotted. One will put the red lips closely, and the other will snuggle the pink face.
Luo socks are tall, and two crescent moons are exposed on the shoulders; The golden hairpin fell diagonally, and a dark cloud piled up next to the pillow.
Swear to the sea and the mountains, and fight a thousand kinds of charm; Shy clouds and timid rain, rubbing thousands of enchanting.
It is just the sound of the warbler, which does not leave the ears. Sweetly spitting with relish, smiling and sticking out the tip of the tongue. The willow waist veins are thick, and the cherry mouth is slightly panting. The starry eyes are hazy, and the sweat is fragrant...