Chapter Eighty-Seven: "Auntie", why are you here?
Please, this eldest sister, you picked off my clothes with your own hands, why didn't you move when it came to the critical moment?
Don't get me wrong, I just think it's weird, I don't want this guy to attack in my heart.
Well? Don't believe me? Actually, I have a little hope, after all, although this old woman is ugly, but ...... Grandma's, I seem to have exposed my true intentions!
I opened my eyes, huh? What was it, I felt my body wet, as if something was flowing on me. It's definitely not sweat, but if it's sweat, how can it be so sticky? I touched it and it turned out that it was really not sweat. Damn, it's blood, it's fucking human blood!
Blood!
At that time, my brain was blank, and I didn't know where the power came from, directly lifting the old woman's body. At this time, I realized why the old woman didn't move, it turned out that the old woman had a sharp knife stuck behind her. The blood kept coming out of the old woman's back.
Which passing god protected my innocence? I have to thank her a lot. Hearing a slight laugh from behind, I quickly turned around and suddenly saw a man in black standing in front of me. I looked up along her calf, and when I looked at this person, I couldn't stop crying.
It turns out that this Bodhisattva is none other than Xiaorou, the woman I have been thinking about for a long time.
At this time, Xiaorou was wearing a black night coat and stood in front of me. Looking at my embarrassed appearance, he was smiling proudly. In the midst of this smile, I seem to understand something. This little girl must have come over a long time ago, otherwise, according to Xiaorou's character, her reaction when she saw me like this should be to come up and make a mess first, and then ask a mess!
But looking at her appearance, it doesn't seem to mean to be angry at all. Therefore, I have reason to believe that this little girl should be there all the time.
In other words, she knows everything about what happened just now, she must have come a long time ago, and she didn't do it until now, this ghost girl, I love and hate. Why didn't you show up earlier, you had to wait until I was about to lose my life. Did you know it, I'm scared to death!
"Xiaorou...... Why are you here...... Did You Know...... Ah............h My Xiaorou, with you, I'm really safe, you are my Mary...... "Wowhaha, I can't imagine that I am so witty, using my own persecution to finally eat the most fragrant and expensive tofu in the world for me!"
It tastes pretty good!
"You...... Boom! "I have an extra black circle on my left eye.
"Xiaorou, what are you doing?" I endured the pain and held her soft body with my other hand.
"Hooligans!" My right eye also came at once!
Okay, this time I've really become a national treasure panda, hehe, who of you is worth more than me!
"If you don't get up again, believe it or not I'll kill you?"
"Oh, don't be angry, I was so excited to see you just now." I hurriedly got up in Xiao Rou's arms and said, "It's strange, Xiao Rou, I remember that you should be your mother in the palace." Why do they appear in the grasslands? Could it be ...... Are you reluctant to me? Hehe, I didn't expect my charm to be so great. ”
"Less smelly and beautiful, do you think I really want to save you as a scumbag for you? To tell you the truth, if it weren't for my father-in-law saying that the emperor trusts you very much and values you, I wouldn't care about you! ”
"Isn't it, don't I have any place in your heart?" I asked sadly.
"Who do you think you are, why do you have a position in my heart, I only have the revival of Chu in my heart. My father-in-law said that if you sent an envoy to the Huns, you could come back safely. In the future, it will definitely be reused by this dog emperor, and when the time comes, it will be very helpful for us to control the Han family! ”
"Xiaorou, is it ...... Don't you have any selfish desire to save me? A little bit? ”
"I said, don't be self-absorbed, I'm here for the great cause of revival!"
"Xiaorou, what you said like this really hurts my heart, so I gave everything for you. Xiaorou, I know that you have the great cause of reviving the Chu State in your heart, in fact, I am the same as you. But ah, after all, we are a secret organization, and if you talk about it all day long, it will arouse the suspicion of others. Xiaorou, although you don't admit that you are here specifically to save me, I am still very moved! ”
"Impressed? Forget it, how do I think you still like this female leader? ”
"Misunderstanding, definitely misunderstanding, look at this old woman's figure, how can I like her!"
"Oh, is it true that if this female leader is a beautiful woman, will you be willing to submit?"
"Of course...... Of course not! I hurriedly changed my mouth and said, "You know, no matter how beautiful a woman is, it's shit in my eyes!" You're my angel, and everyone but you is shit! ”
"Virtue!" Xiao Roubai was stunned for a moment. As soon as I saw the door, I hurriedly said, "By the way, Xiaorou, aren't you supposed to be in the palace?" Why did the emperor allow you to leave the palace? ”
"Hmph, don't you look at who this girl is!" When Xiaorou heard my question, she said proudly: "As long as this girl makes a move, the gods can't hold it." That dog emperor has long been fascinated by me. I took the opportunity to say that I missed my mother, and the emperor immediately gave me a month to save my relatives. Tell me, am I amazing? ”
"Of course, of course, my Xiaorou is the most powerful character, and you are the most charming woman in the world." When I saw it, I quickly praised it.
"Hehe, this is the advantage of heaven, and it is difficult for us to give up on our natural beauty."
"Yes, Xiaorou, you are so right. You know what, Rouge. How uncomfortable I was when the old witch lay on top of me just now. Seriously, I've thrown up several times. At the end of the day, I wanted to die. But I can't help it, I can't die, I can only imagine this old woman's body as you......"
"You go to die, you dare to insult this girl!" As I spoke, I just saw a huge fist beckoning directly to my nose, and I knew that this time I must have hung the lottery!
A sour sensation hit my nose, and then two streams of heat flowed out mercilessly, without giving me time to react. I touched my nose, but I didn't dare to get angry, so I could only say, "Xiaorou...... Heck, I'm just playing a little joke with you to ease the awkward atmosphere, why don't you have any sense of humor at all. Look at it, my nose is bleeding from you, you have to accompany me, accompany me for medical expenses, decoction and medicine, lost work expenses, mental damage expenses......"
"Okay, do you want to pay you for the funeral expenses?" Xiao Rou said, sneering and pulling out the knife behind the female leader's back, pointing it straight at me. "Don't worry, it doesn't hurt at all, my knife will ...... soon"