Chapter 446: Sun Wukong has also become a 'strict wife'
When Li Qingzhi heard this, he was greatly surprised, looked at Fang Lansi and said, "How can this be, Brother Fang, haven't there been very few people in our three major families who have been extremely talented over the years, how can anyone still be able to successfully cultivate this kind of Gu?" ”
The old man frowned and said: "In recent years, some young people in the family have not looked down on Gu at all, there are fewer and fewer people who want to learn, and there are fewer and fewer people who have learned, as for those who have learned it, there are not many people at all, and it is impossible to cultivate a Heart-Eating Gu according to those people's Gu poison techniques. ”
"If there is anyone among the three major families who can cultivate this kind of Gu, there is only one person besides Fu Chen."
"Tower Evil."
"Tower Evil."
He said with Fang Lansi.
Fu Guochen said: "Ta Xie was judged by the old ancestor to have no great attainments in Gu art, but I didn't expect this Heart-Eating Gu to be really his masterpiece? ”
Hearing his words, the three of them were silent.
Ning Xiaotian took the opportunity to look at his phone and found that Sun Wukong was @ him.
Sun Wukong: Xiaotian, are you there? Are you there?
Ning Xiaotian was slow for a while, and he sent several question marks in a row.
So he hurriedly replied, "Here, what's wrong?" ”
Monkey King: Hehe. Then I sent a GIF of the golden hoop rod getting longer.
Ning Xiaotian: What do you mean?
Sun Wukong: They are all men, what are you pretending to be? (Wicked laughs)
Ning Xiaotian had a black question mark on his face, and he still didn't understand what this meant, was he talking about a man's waves, but when the waves started, he got erections, was there any problem, wasn't this a normal thing?
Not being able to get an erection is an abnormal thing, but does this have anything to do with him, when I thought about it, I immediately thought of the problem of condoms.
Ning Xiaotian: Do you want some condoms anymore?
Sun Wukong: Xiaotian still understands me, don't say anything, if you talk about anything, I'm different from that guy from Erlang God, I will definitely repay my kindness. (Laughter)
Ning Xiaotian: Don't forget to hurt others at any time, where did he offend you? (White Eyes)
In fact, Ning Xiaotian was also very puzzled, Sun Wukong seemed to be the biggest enemy in the heavenly court was Erlang God, these two people really had such a common hatred?
Monkey King: When Heaven arrested me, he offended me.
Ning Xiaotian: When the Heavenly Court Nether arrested you back then, almost half of the immortals of the Immortal Court participated, why did you hate him.
Monkey King: He let the dog bite me.
Ning Xiaotian: The Tota Heavenly King has also taken you into his tower, why don't you say it?
Monkey King: He dog bites me.
Ning Xiaotian: Taishang Laojun almost used you as a medicine refining back then, and Lei Gongdian Mother still used lightning to slash you, why do you just remember what he did.
Monkey King: He let the dog bite me.
I'll wipe it, say important things three times!
Ning Xiaotian: ...... Well, it's okay if I don't talk about it, but seriously, there's one thing I really want you to help with this time.
Sun Wukong: Say, what's the matter?
Ning Xiaotian: It's your sworn enemy Erlang God, he is going to rob the fairy, and he wants to take Chang'e away.
Sun Wukong: He's really bold, okay, I'm secretly observing, and when he snatches Chang'e away, I'll go to the Jade Emperor to see if he has anything to say.
Ning Xiaotian felt speechless, why didn't this Sun Wukong follow his script, in his script, shouldn't Sun Wukong shout "He dare, I will definitely not let him succeed" Why did he still watch the play.
In fact, according to Sun Wukong's character, he naturally will not put Erlang God in his eyes, but last time in front of Guanghan Palace, when Sun Wukong beat Erlang God, the Buddha appeared, and later they met the Jade Emperor together, Sun Wukong could not listen to the Jade Emperor, but he couldn't beat the Buddha.
Ning Xiaotian didn't care so much, he just wanted Sun Wukong to help him, so he began to fight the Monkey King.
Ning Xiaotian had no choice but to say: Great Sage, this matter is not like this, if you let Erlang God succeed, even if you join him in front of the Jade Emperor, they are originally nephews and uncles, and Erlang will not be punished much in the end, but you, everyone knows that you and Erlang are incompatible, Erlang God is blatantly going to hijack Chang'e, and last time you intervened at the gate of Guanghan Palace, but now you are indifferent, and you will think that your Great Sage is not willing to meet him in general, Those who have a bad heart may think of you, they will definitely say that you have not been his opponent all these years, and you are afraid that the Jade Emperor behind him will be ruined.
Sun Wukong: How could my grandson be afraid of the Jade Emperor? Hmph, I want my grandson to make trouble in the heavenly palace and kick Yao Chi, who dares to compete with my grandson in this heavenly court? It's just that...... Brother, Fairy Chang'e didn't ask me for help herself, so I passed like this, a little nosy?
Ning Xiaotian: We're good brothers, aren't we?
Sun Wukong: It's a must!
Ning Xiaotian: If Erlang God beats me, I will definitely not be his opponent, what do you think of that time?
Monkey King: Stand and watch!
Ning Xiaotian: Okay, don't come to me again to ask for condoms in the future. (Rage)
Monkey King: Don't, Xiaotian, I'm kidding. (Sweat)
Ning Xiaotian: I'll tell you the right thing, don't joke, okay?
Monkey King: Hehe.
Ning Xiaotian: By the way, when will you and Zixia get married, I will definitely wrap you with a big red envelope at that time, although it is not as precious as the treasures of your heavenly court, but it can be regarded as a rarity, by the way, what type of things do you want, I will prepare as soon as possible.
Sun Wukong: I like you so much, Xiaotian, there is nothing to say, you will be my best brother in the future, as long as you say to the east, I must not go west, in fact, I really have one thing to ask you today, your sister-in-law saw the 'fairy membrane' you gave to the seven fairies and what is called 'sanitary napkins' and other things she wanted, so ......
Ning Xiaotian: Don't worry, Great Sage, I will definitely send these things to my sister-in-law after this matter passes.
Sun Wukong: Who is his sister-in-law, you two don't talk nonsense, okay? (What Fairy Zixia said)
Ning Xiaotian: Zixia Fairy?
Sun Wukong: Ning Xiaotian, I am here to officially inform you that you are not allowed to chat with this monkey in private in the future, but to chat in the group, so that you don't always say some ugly things, I am not married to him yet, hum. (What Fairy Zixia said)
After a while, Sun Wukong sent it again: Alas, it was suddenly attacked, Xiaotian, don't worry.
Ning Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, I said, who is he, the Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Sun Wukong in Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, how can he be a "strict wife", besides, this is still not married, if he gets married, according to this momentum, will he still be the unruly Great Sage?
But fortunately, fortunately, the Great Sage did not give in, Ning Xiaotian thought that when Fairy Zixia sent this with the Great Sage's mobile phone, what would the Great Sage say,, what are the big men talking and women doing here.
However, facts proved that Ning Xiaotian thought too much.
However, when we listen to people, we need to listen to the whole story, and we can't just listen to half of it and guess.
Listen to monkeys too.
Ning Xiaotian thought that Sun Wukong was relieved, and the latter sentence was "I have already driven her away" or "I have scolded her away" or something like that. However, what Sun Wukong said was: Let's be careful in the future.
Be careful what you call us, just how are you.
And can you please not send some ambiguous statements, we have nothing to do, and don't you think it's strange for two big men to say such things, as if they had some kind of adultery.
Ning Xiaotian has given up Sun Wukong, the Sun Wukong in his heart who is not afraid of heaven and earth is gone, and the one who chats with him is just a timid monkey who is afraid of things and has no opinions.
Refer to him, shouldn't the real Monkey King roar when he sees injustice, what does it mean to refer to him.
Although he knew that this might be just a joke by the Great Sage, he already knew Ning Xiaotian's plan, and he might not be able to say it, but is this kind of thing that the Great Sage should say, when he said this, it had already shown that when he faced this matter, he had two answers in his heart.
Instead of just lifting the baton and hitting it.
This really makes Ning Xiaotian very sad, this sadness is like knowing that the ending of Doraemon is just a dream, just like watching a movie where the protagonist went through a lot of hardships, and in the end, when only the last level was about to be consummated, the author suddenly ran out to tell you that the protagonist couldn't survive and died.
It's a kind of sadness that makes people want to curse.
It is a kind of sadness that hates iron but does not become steel.
I don't know if it's because of chatting with Sun Wukong, Ning Xiaotian's heart hurt for no reason, and the pain in his heart made him scream.
Fu Guochen next to him saw it and hurriedly asked him what was wrong.
Ning Xiaotian waved his hand and said It's okay, it may be the attack of "Heart-Eating Gu", although the Gu Pill that Fu Guochen gave him at the beginning could suppress the Gu poison, but there was no way to control the onset of the Gu poison, the only benefit was to cut off the connection between the person who was under the Gu and the Gu in Ning Xiaotian's body, so that he would not be killed by the person who gave the Gu to kill him.
However, the person who is under the Gu can't control the Gu poison, and the other people can't control it, so when the Gu poison in the body attacks again and again, and it becomes more and more powerful each time, it is the time when the person who has been poisoned by the Gu poison dies.
Ning Xiaotian couldn't die, but he couldn't bear this kind of pain either.
And he also heard that the Gu worms in the body will eat all the internal organs of the person, and the first thing the "Heart Eater Gu" eats is the heart of the Gu person, just imagine how a normal person can live without a heart, so this kind of Gu poison is very vicious and fast. Ning Xiaotian can't die, even if he has no heart and no internal organs, he can still live, but it's better to die like this.