Sizzle—it hurts, Jiang Ning carefully applied the ointment.

Looking at the pig's head in the mirror, his heart was full of fear, just now he really thought he was going to die.

"I thought I was bold enough, but I didn't expect you to be more daring than me." The civet cat was talking to the wind, and the guy was lying comfortably in the bathtub, all covered in soap bubbles, and the bad smell was finally gone.

"That must have been infected by you, stay away from me in the future." Jiang Ning rolled his eyes, he didn't die like this civet cat, he stole wine and drank, he actually got drunk, and he almost turned into a civet hot pot, and as soon as he was freed, he immediately provoked a female man like Lu Yuling, and was kicked as a football.

"You think I want to live with you?" The civet cats were disgusted: "What a guy who picks the door, and he refuses to even turn on the air conditioner." ”

Jiang Ning secretly thought to himself, should he change his dinner to a civet hot pot? Or a barbecue is fine.

"Forget it, I won't live here for you for nothing, so I'll help you." The civet cat said as he played with soap bubbles.

"You have money?" Jiang Ning came to the spirit.

"Money? How can it be? The civet cats disagreed: "I'll help you pull a wire over in two days, so that you don't have to pick the door so much, and it doesn't matter if the air conditioner is on 24 hours a day." ”

Jiang Ning was speechless, what this guy was thinking was stealing electricity.

"Where did you learn that?" He was curious.

"In the community where I live, every household does this, not only electricity, but if you need it, I can also help you tow a CCTV line."

Jiang Ning was speechless, he suspected that the most proud thing about this civet cat was that he dragged a CCTV line: "There's no need, everything you want to watch now is from the Internet, except for the elderly, who still watches cable TV?" ”

"I think it's pretty good." The civet cat muttered, and it was somewhat devastated.

"The wires are still needed, but they have to be hidden so that no one can see them." Jiang Ning lowered his voice very low, he felt that his discipline was about to fall out, and sure enough, if he stayed with this civet cat for a long time, he would be affected: "Hurry up, I have to go to a meeting." ”

"I think it's early." The civet cat was a little reluctant, but it still got up from the bathtub, and then shook its body violently, and the foam on its body was shaken clean at once.

Jiang Ning stood silently beside him, he glanced at the speckled foam on his body, and then turned his head to look at the hateful civet cat.

"I'm going to kill you." There was a roar in the room, followed by a crackling sound.

Half an hour later, Jiang Ning knocked on the door of 202 with the civet cat, and the civet cat was tied with a pig's trotter buckle, which looked like the second senior brother who had shrunk several times, and there was still a rubber paste on his mouth.

There were already a lot of people sitting in the room of 202, and there was one person Jiang Ning didn't know, and he guessed that this person was Ma Jiahua of 102.

He heard Aunt Li say that this surnamed Ma is a professional little white face, and like She Manjing of 503, he goes to bars, dance halls and other places all day long.

For such a guy, he has always been shameless, and he will not give any good looks.

In the same way, he will not admit that he is very jealous, the surname Ma is 1.85 meters tall, not only tall, but also very well-proportioned, that face is even taller enough, not only does the face look good, but it also gives people a very honest and sunny feeling, no wonder it can attract so many women.

The more Jiang Ning looked at it, the more uncomfortable he became, he deliberately went around to the farthest place and sat down next to Miao Na.

"What's wrong with your face?" Miao Na asked.

"Nothing." Of course, Jiang Ning would not tell the truth, the reason why he was beaten was because he guessed that Lu Yuling's original form was a donkey, and he also guessed that Miao Na's original form was a cat.

To be honest, these monsters are quite honest, needless to say, the little white-faced Ma Jiahua didn't even cover up, they were directly surnamed Ma, and the same situation was Niu Shouyi of 301 and Xiong Long of 402. Zhu Shilu, who opened a restaurant at the entrance of the alley, is also very easy to guess, nine times out of ten he is the second senior brother, just look at the figure. 302's Gou Desheng, 401's Bao Xing, and 503's She Manjing are not difficult to guess, dogs, leopards and snakes, names and appearances match. 501's leathersmith Lao Cai is a little more difficult to guess, I don't know if it's a jackal or a jackal?

It seems that the monsters in myths and legends are similar, Brother Monkey's surname is Sun, Bajie's surname is Zhu, the Bull Demon King's surname is Niu, the White Lady's surname is Bai, Xiaoqing is Xiaoqing, look, how honest is it? He was suspicious that the youkai's brain circuits were straight.

"I want to ask you one thing, does your wine have any special abilities? For example, to increase demonic power. Jiang Ning has always wanted to ask for clarification, and he deliberately sat here for this purpose.

"No, it's just regular beer." Miao Na shook her head, and suddenly she remembered something: "Did you swallow what I put in the ice bucket?" ”

"Ice buckets? That's not ice? "Jiang Ning is stupid.

"Sure enough, you swallowed it, no wonder I couldn't find it." Miao Na looked depressed.

"What's that? Is it precious? Jiang Ning asked worriedly.

"It's an unformed demon pill." Miao Na sighed, and after a while she seemed to recover, and became extremely indifferent again: "It's cheap for you." ”

Jiang Ning breathed a sigh of relief, just don't let him pay.

"Demon pill? Dig it up from another youkai? He asked carefully, this has to be asked, he is also a monster now, don't die one day.

"A few years ago, there was a problem with the fish farm in the northern suburbs, and someone asked me to take a look, and it turned out that there was a catfish there that had become a sperm, and that guy was very stupid, he didn't know how to keep a low profile, and he didn't listen to persuasion, so I killed him." Miao Na knew Jiang Ning's thoughts, so she simply explained, and then smiled: "Your luck is so good, it didn't explode." ”

"Explosion?" Jiang Ning was taken aback

"The demon pill can't be swallowed indiscriminately, and the slightest deviation in phase will ...... Bang," Sister Cat made a burst gesture.

Looking at that gesture, Jiang Ning was afraid for a while, and now he knew that he had escaped death.

"If you don't die in a great disaster, there will be a blessing in the future, otherwise, how can you improve so much all at once?" Sister Mao said leisurely.

At this moment, Aunt Li, who was sitting at the front, spoke: "Don't chat in private anymore, I see that everyone is almost there, let's start the meeting, let's finish talking early, end early, I still want to watch "Run, Brother"!" ”

"Hurry up the meeting, hurry up and end it." Zhu Shilu, who runs a restaurant, is helping on the side, eight o'clock in the evening, it is night, it is the time for others to get off work, but for him, it is the best time for business: "What are you always calling everyone over?" ”

"On the one hand, it's for everyone to get to know the new residents." Aunt Li beckoned to Jiang Ning and pointed to the things in his hand.

Jiang Ning understood and threw the civet cat out casually.

"Yo, you really are." The aunt caught the civet cat and tore off the tape that sealed the civet's mouth, but she didn't untie the pig's trotter buckle: "Little guy, what should we call you?" ”

"I named myself Li Zhiguo." The civet cat looked smug.

The people below looked confused, Jiang Ning was about the same, when he heard this name, a middle-aged man with a Chinese character face immediately popped out of his head, wearing black-rimmed glasses, wearing a Mao suit, and a serious face.

This simply doesn't match.

"I'll call you a civet cat." Aunt Li was rarely deflated once: "Tell me, how did you become a sperm?" ”

The civet cat thought for a long time before saying, "I remember eating a soft piece of something that grew under the roots of a tree, the size of a basin, and it felt like a mushroom when it tasted, and then I slowly understood something." ”

"That's either Rouzhi or Tai Sui." "It should be meat mushroom, I've eaten both." "I didn't expect another elixir to appear, could it be that the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi has begun to recover?" "Didn't a catfish essence come out of the fish pond in the northern suburbs a few years ago? Now that the elixir has appeared, it seems that the vitality of heaven and earth is indeed recovering. "This possibility cannot be ruled out, and of course it is also possible that it is just a small-scale tidal phenomenon."

There was a sound of ear-to-ear voices below, and now everyone knows the reason why Aunt Li called everyone to a meeting.

Only Jiang Ning didn't quite understand, he leaned over to Miao Na and asked in a low voice, "What is the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi?" I've only heard of Reiki. ”

"Do you really believe that Reiki exists? I ask you, what kind of gas is Reiki? What kind of element does it belong to? Why can it be converted into energy after exhalation? Miao Na asked a series of rhetorical questions.

"Don't I don't understand?"

"Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi is just an abstract concept, you can understand it as some kind of energy field or radiation."

"It's some kind of fungus." Jiang Ning asked again.

"That's right, the lower the species, the more susceptible it is to the changes in the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi."

"What impact? Becoming a sperm? What does plant essence look like? ”

"Becoming a sperm is when the brain begins to mutate, and if you have wisdom, how can something that doesn't even have a brain become a sperm?"

"What will it become?"

"Elixir!"

"Like peach and ginseng fruit?"

"That's the spirit wood, it's much more advanced."

"And what about the catfish you killed? Catfish don't seem to have a lot of brains. Jiang Ning became more and more curious.

"Why don't catfish have brains? It's just a little smaller. No matter how lowly it is, shrimp soldiers, crab generals, butterfly demons and the like do not exist. However, it is true that fish are not very smart when they become sperm. Miao Na muttered.

At this moment, Xu Donghai, who was sitting a little farther away, looked over.

Jiang Ning sensed it for the first time, and the eyes pierced him all over his body, but Miao Na next to him didn't care, not only glared back, but also licked his tongue.

Seeing this posture, Jiang Ning understood, he also guessed Xu Donghai's original form, after all, the surname Xu doesn't seem to have a corresponding animal, now he understands, the word "Xu" is "Yu" next to the double person, and that guy is a fish nine times out of ten, but he doesn't know the specific type.

"Don't talk at the bottom, let's discuss things" Aunt Li spoke, she felt the smell of gunpowder on both sides: "This matter has something to do with everyone, and it is necessary to investigate it clearly." ”