Li Shimin asked a few more questions, but Li Chuan answered without a preface, and at least half of it, he didn't understand.

It's really drunk!

Li Shimin stroked his beard and frowned slightly, seeing Li Chuan leaning on the chair, he had the intention of falling asleep, and immediately woke up the person, if he fell asleep, didn't he pour wine for nothing? !

Li Chuan opened his eyes in a daze, looked at Li Shimin fixedly for a while, and shouted, "Your Majesty." ”

"I still know me." Li Shimin said angrily, he had been talking nonsense for a long time just now, and he didn't know who he was.

[, I was startled, I thought the anchor would call Li Er 23333]

[Then Li Er will tell him why the flowers are so red. 】

[Quiet, all quiet, Li Er is going to talk. 】

[A moment of silence for the anchor.] 】

"Hehe, that's a must, you're the little prince's father." Li Chuan smirked and reached out to rub his eyes, yawning, "I'm so sleepy." ”

"Don't sleep." Li Shimin snorted, then pursed his lips, his expression a little uncertain.

[, look at the emperor, what does he want to do? 】

[Must be asking questions that the anchor can't answer.] 】

[I'm a little worried that this Datang will collapse. 】

Closing his eyes, Li Shimin smiled bitterly, and then his expression became clear, "How will future generations evaluate Datang?" ”

"That's good! Prosperous, powerful......" Li Chuan's eyes looked up a little confused, the voice in his mouth became smaller and smaller, just when Li Shimin wanted to kick him again, Li Chuan suddenly lowered his head, leaned forward, and said in a low voice: "I'll tell you a secret." ”

"Oh? What secret? Li Shimin also leaned forward and lowered his voice as well.

Wang Dehai on the side pondered whether he should quit, he didn't hear this secret, he knew too much, and it was easy to die early.

Just as he decided to leave and took a step back, he heard Li Chuan say: "Actually, Datang is very poor!" ”

Li Shimin: "......" has a black line.

Wang Dehai: "......" thinks what he thought just now is ridiculous.

"Do you know what the eunuch next to the little prince is called?" Li Chuan was very serious, as if he was telling a real secret.

"Golden as a mountain." Li Shimin said expressionlessly.

Li Chuan clapped his hands, "That's right, it's called Jin Rushan, this is from the little prince, can you resemble how poor he is?" ”

"And ah, Datang didn't have anything, and he almost froze me to death when he came." Li Chuan showed a palpitating expression, and then said: "Even if the bed is hard, even the pillow is hard, do you dare to believe it?" After sleeping all night, my head was wooden, I really don't understand how they survived, and ah, I didn't even have a tissue, and the last time I went to the toilet, my ass had to suffer once. ”

Speaking of this, Li Chuan laughed again, "But now it's okay, I bought a paper paper, and I only use it myself, and I haven't told anyone else!" If they knew, they would have carved it up a long time ago, I'm poor, I can't afford to buy much ......."

Li Shimin squinted, clasped his hands to his chest, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Li Chuan with a smile.

Okay, boy, you're going to hide things.

"What does that paper look like?" Li Shimin thought about it, but he didn't get angry, but asked quietly in a low voice.

Wang Dehai took two steps forward, also wanting to see what the paper in Li Chuan's mouth was.

If you guess stupidly, it should be a kind of paper, but hand paper? Well, I still don't quite understand.

"Paper." Li Chuan tried his best to open his eyes and stared at Li Shimin for a while, "I see that you are a little familiar, okay, I will give you a pack." ”

As soon as the words fell, a large bag of toilet paper appeared on the table.

The toilet paper appeared vertically, and as soon as Li Chuan let go, he was about to fall down, but fortunately, Li Shimin reached out and stopped it, otherwise this table of cups, plates and dishes might not be able to be saved.

Wang Dehai took the big bag of toilet paper before, looked at it again and again, and didn't know how to use it.

Li Shimin only glanced at it twice, and then continued to ask, "What other good things do you have?" ”

"There are a lot of good things, so I won't tell you." Li Chuan half-lay on the table, raised his hand and waved, closed his eyes and wanted to sleep.

"Is it hot or not, a glass of grapes?" Li Shimin poured another cup and held the cup close to Li Chuan's face.

The grapes were chilled, very cold, and Li Chuan was a little sober after being so excited.

"What?"

"Have a drink with me." Li Shimin's deep gaze was fixed on Li Chuan, raised his cup, and touched him.

Li Chuan was stunned, and after clinking glasses, he instinctively drank it all.

"Whew, that's cool!"

[The anchor seems to be sober, right? 】

[It doesn't seem to be, looking at his eyes, I can't find the focal length. 】

[Li second-hand mercy. 】

[No pit anchor, he is a good emperor. 】

[Why do I think it's because he doesn't want to face the cruel reality, so he doesn't ask?] 】

[Emperor's heart, undersea needle, who knows?! 】

"How do you think such a poor Tang can get rich?" Li Shimin was silent for a long time before he asked quietly.

"Go to sea, do business, occupy territory, look for minerals, let me tell you, their ancient people were pedantic." Li Chuan said with a disgusted face: "I always want to save face and not to be guilty, what about people fighting, the more they fight, the richer they get, the more they fight, the poorer they become, they lose the war, they want to cut the land, they want to pay compensation, they lose, but they give people money, do you think it's stupid?" You have to find a reason to fight, but what the hell is it that you don't accept the territory if you win? Does the land bite? Give back the land, then give back the captured soldiers, and then they will rest and beat you.

What kind of heavenly kingdom, the state of etiquette, which state of etiquette would be so stupid? Let me tell you, in the eyes of others, they are the No. 1 stupid hat in the sky! ”

Li Shimin's face was a little dark, he wasn't sure if what Li Chuan was talking about was his Datang, but obviously, this was all a real thing in history.

"Let me tell you, what about war, it is to plunder existence, plunder land, plunder resources, plunder population, plunder everything that can be used and useful, look at other American imperialists, for the sake of resources, there is no reason to find a reason to fight, even if the whole world knows what they are, but people don't care!

Say whatever you want, but people are strong and are the bosses, and they still care about what you beep a few words? I'm annoyed by the beep, the big ear shave to pump you, what's wrong with being unreasonable? What's wrong with backsliding? Dead pigs are not afraid of being happy, and they find an excuse to comfort themselves, as for what you say abroad? Oh, I don't listen, I don't watch, I'm the boss and I'm the first! ”

Li Chuan stood up suddenly, "Damn, you're a robber, sooner or later, I'll take them down!" In the future, it will be the world of flower planting country! That is the only way to call world peace! Alas, we are just too soft-hearted, too polite, too peace-loving! No way ......"

Bang, poof......

"Oops!"