38, Guozhang Xianrui
On the 28th, February had come to an end. The early dynasty on the Taiji Hall is doing the Tang Dynasty summary in February. The person who summarized it was Du Ruhui, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, and the sentences of the four and six finally converged into four words, "Datang Wansheng"!
After summing up, it is the normal process of the court meeting.
The eldest grandson Shunde, who had just been transferred back to Chang'an, came out and said: "Your Majesty, the minister received a report from Zhang Liuyang, the county commander of Taiping County, Jinzhou. said that he had discovered Xiangrui, and after reviewing it, he felt that it was really auspicious, so he wanted to present it to His Majesty at the court meeting. ”
Auspicious sign? What are you doing at this time, uncle, are you serious?
You must know that if it is true auspicious, it can be regarded as double happiness; If it's a fake auspicious ruined fun, it's not going to end well at this juncture!
The emperor frowned and reminded, "General Changsun, are you serious about this?" ”
Of course it is! It doesn't matter if the uncles joke with each other, it's also private, who will do this at the court?
The eldest grandson Shunde arched his hand and said solemnly: "The minister guarantees with the black yarn on the item, if this thing is not auspicious, the minister is willing to resign from the official position!" ”
Hiss!
Everyone present took a deep breath of cold air. What a big auspicious man this is, he dares to use his official position as a guarantee.
Li Er was just as shocked, and in addition to being shocked, he had a hint of complaint, so he couldn't speak well, so he had to use his official position as a guarantee?
At this point, I don't have the slightest room to turn around.
So, the emperor could only hope that what his uncle said was true, and said stubbornly: "Since this is the case, Aiqing, please take it out, just to have a double happiness!" ”
"No!"
The eldest grandson Shunde responded, then put his hand into his arms and took out a small silk package, and then held his hands up and said, "Please take a look, Your Majesty!" ”
Without waiting for Li Er to speak, the big eunuch group walked down quickly, took the small package away, and then opened it in front of Li Er.
His Majesty Li Er fixed his eyes and saw that there were four pieces of iron and some iron nails.
The black line immediately climbed up the forehead of His Majesty Li Er!
Uncle! You swear so much, just to give me a few pieces of iron sheets and a few iron nails? It is also wrapped in silk and put in his arms, not too heavy, not afraid of iron nails piercing his chest?
Resisting the urge to scold his mother, the emperor said in a deep voice: "What is unusual about this iron? ”
The Tang Guozhang smiled mysteriously, and said to Guan Zi: "Please find a horse for Your Majesty!" ”
Okay!
Don't talk about the chaos at the court meeting, you have to run a horse in the Taiji Palace! Uncle, this is a convulsion?
The emperor shook his head and said, "Aiqing, don't sell it!" ”
A trace of disappointment flashed in the eyes of the eldest grandson Shunde, if he didn't demonstrate it himself, how could a weak chicken know the magic of this thing?
Ran goose, my uncle has spoken, how can I not give face as an uncle? Especially my uncle is still the emperor!
Although the national abbot was a little disappointed and lost an opportunity to beat his ministers, he could only follow his uncle's will and express his heart directly.
Arching his hand, the eldest grandson Shunde straightened his waist and said: "This thing is called horse shoes!" Gu Ming's thoughts are the shoes of the horse, after putting them on the horse, it can greatly reduce or even eliminate the loss of the horse's hooves!
Once this thing is thinned, it can be replaced immediately! With this thing, my Datang is no longer afraid of too much horse consumption due to wear and tear! The minister thinks that this is a militaristic weapon and should be auspicious! ”
After listening to the words of the eldest grandson Shunde, the Taiji Hall immediately fell silent!
Even His Majesty the Emperor fell silent.
The uncle said very reasonably, there is not much land for horse grazing in the Tang Dynasty, and the biggest loss of horses has always been on the hooves. These horse shoes, if they are really useful, are a great auspicious!
The eyes of the ministers in the palace all showed envious expressions, such auspiciousness, how good would it be if I found out?
The boss of the country was obviously very satisfied with the reaction of everyone at the scene, his head was raised slightly, and his expression was exactly the same as that of Ju Guogong once upon a time! Just one sentence: everyone here is spicy chicken!
Three or two steps up the steps in front of the dragon chair in the Taiji Palace, and picked up a crescent-shaped horse shoe from the hands of the group eunuchs. The eldest grandson Shunde turned his height and raised the iron piece to the ministers, and continued to speak: "Colleagues, please look at the shape of this horse shoe, like a crescent moon, just like the feet of an adult horse!"
All we need to do is flatten the horse's hooves and nail them with iron nails! Don't worry about the horse's hooves hurting, the horse's hooves are like human fingernails, as long as they don't nail the meat, the horse is unconscious! ”
After listening to this, Li Er nodded, thinking that he should bring a horse over and let his uncle demonstrate it on the spot! It seems that the cultivation has been a little poor recently, and I don't even believe that my uncle is angry with that guy from Donald Laosi!
After hearing this, almost all of the ministers in the palace congratulated him: "Congratulations to Your Majesty, congratulations to General Changsun, this thing is really auspicious!" ”
There were only three people, and they didn't say anything to congratulate.
One is Tang Jian, the other is Fang Qiao, and the other is Cheng Yanjin!
Fang Qiao and Cheng Yanjin always felt as if they had heard this thing somewhere, but they couldn't remember where they had heard it, anyway, something was wrong!
Tang Jian was puzzled in his heart, why his family's gadgets appeared in the court, or in the hands of the eldest grandson Shunde. The thief?
The three ministers who did not congratulate were like standing out from the crowd, and the eldest grandson Shunde naturally saw it at a glance.
You three are jealous! I am jealous that the eldest grandson can find such a great auspicious rui!
With a cold snort, Guozhang said: "Could it be that Fang Xiang, Ju Guogong and General Cheng think that this thing should not be auspicious?" ”
The slightly raised head and slightly arrogant tone made Fang Qiao, Cheng Yanjin and Tang Jian very unhappy!
Especially Tang Jian!
I saw Tang Jian take a deep breath, stand up and say, "Your Majesty, the minister wants to sue General Changsun for the theft!" Please also ask Your Majesty to dispose of it in accordance with the "Martial Virtue Law"! ”
Hehe!
Is it because of jealousy?
The eldest grandson Shunde sneered and said, "Tang Jian, why did you falsely accuse the general!" Although Ben Jiang was a little corrupt, but now Ben Jiang has changed! The things in the hands of this general are offered by Zhang Liuyang, the commander of Taiping County, the old department! ”
"Yours?"
Ju Guogong smiled coldly, he didn't want to expose you! Not to mention the horseshoe that voted for the fourth child of my family, I still have to use this thing to invite credit!
Don't talk about using this thing to invite credit, you still kick your nose and face to pretend to beep me here?
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Tang Jian arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, this thing is called a horseshoe, and it was created by my family Shiro on the way to Saibei!" Mr. Li Jing mentioned it in the newspaper, in addition to this thing, there is also an object called a saddle!
Now, there are fifteen horses in a certain family, each with a horse's paw nailed, and every horse with a saddle! This matter, the second eldest of the Fang Xiang family and the third eldest of the Su Guo family can be corroborated! ”
After Tang Jian finished speaking, Fang Xuanling and Cheng Yanjin suddenly realized, they felt strange, they felt that they had heard of it somewhere!
The two walked out of their hands together and said, "Your Majesty, this matter is true!" ”