Chapter 1 Prologue
"He's supposed to be awake, that's great."
"yes, it should be fine."
"Are you saying this guy is shameless, I heard that he didn't wear anything when he brought it here."
"What about your little girl, Sichun, what kind of mess do you want, the old men all wear a slit on a hot day, it was so chaotic at the time, it should have been torn off by someone when he saved people, and now he is wearing a big pants or He is the platoon leader."
Zhang Yunfei felt groggy and felt a pain in his brain, and the noise of a woman chirping in his ears made his head even more roaring, it was about to explode, it was so noisy, the woman was really the same as a noisy duck, Zhang Yunfei opened his eyes very unhappily.
"You're not done...... YES, COSPLAY. Zhang Yunfei, who was originally on fire, saw the women in front of him, completely extinguished, and his face was full of surprise.
These people actually played cosplay the Eighth Route Army.,Uh,I shouldn't be caught.,It seems that I've only heard of cosplay little devils being caught.,I haven't heard of wearing the Eighth Route Army costume to be caught.。
I don't know where they found the costumes, there is a smell of earthiness from the visual point of view, what's the point of playing like this, you must know that the military uniforms in the Anti-Japanese War drama are all made improvements in line with the visual aesthetics of modern people, giving people a different kind of beauty and handsomeness.
Otherwise, not to mention the clothes from more than 80 years ago, even if it is the clothing from 10 years ago, it gives people a feeling of dirt and slag.
And the costumes worn by these people are simply not beautiful, rustic, I really don't know what this cosplay means.
And he didn't dislike what they were wearing, but these women were three feet away from him, Zhang Yunfei wanted to scold his mother, even if a beautiful woman wore this rustic military uniform, she wouldn't be too beautiful, she was like a village girl, and she was afraid that she would be rude.
One of the older women said softly, "Fellow, since you are awake, then go back." ”
"Oh, thank you!" Zhang Yunfei got up from the bed embarrassedly, because he got up too quickly, the big pants almost fell off, but fortunately, he quickly grabbed it, and almost walked away in front of a group of girls.
The next moment, the whole person froze, he looked at his hands and body in disbelief, and was so shocked that he forgot to hold his pants, and directly raised his hand to look in front of him, and he didn't feel the ill-fitting big pants slipping down his thighs quietly.
"Shameless......," the women exclaimed in surprise with crimson faces, and turned to run away.
Zhang Yunfei ran away from the compound with a red face and big pants around his waist, but when he walked to the gate of the compound and looked at the dirt wall and dirt road outside, he was at a loss again, where the hell is this, how did he become like this, the once strong eight-pack abs are gone, and the whole person is like a hemp rod with only skin and bones.
How could he save someone like this, did he cross over, but he immediately denied this speculation, this is too mysterious, he can be sure that this body is still his own, and the scar on his leg that he fell because of playing football is still there, this is a pain in his heart, not a small scar that is not hindered by ordinary people, he is now a pilot soaring in the sky.
At that time, the officer who recruited the flight said that he was born with a good body like a pilot, and he was ruined by himself, uh, the strong body used to be only a scar and a little flaw, and now his body is completely unsightly, thin like a hemp rod, what has he experienced.
He has always longed for the military camp, recruited to fly and was brushed, the military school grades could not be reached, he could only be admitted to the general university, graduated from college and did not have a dead heart of the dream of the military camp, signed up for the army, became an airborne soldier, two years of compulsory military service, turned into a non-commissioned officer to stay in the army, went out on a vacation, met someone overboard, did not hesitate to strip and go into the water to save people, he was very good in the water, but he didn't know how to drown, he felt that he fell into the whirlpool, has been sinking, and finally did not know the personnel, and then woke up and encountered the embarrassing scene just now, I still haven't figured out what's going on.
"Ergou, where are you here, I heard that you peeked at the female Balu bathing and fell into the water" Zhang Yunfei didn't know where to go, and a teenager who was also thin ran over, but he didn't know him, he was quite familiar with him like this, but what the hell was calling himself Ergou.
What's the matter with peeking at the female eight-way bath, Zhang Yunfei frowned and looked at the young man in front of him and said, "Who are you?" ”
"I'm an ugly baby, your brain is in water, and you don't even know me?"
"I don't know."
Ugly baby: "......"
chatted to death on this day, Zhang Yunfei said a little embarrassed: "That ugly baby, where is this?" ”
"Didn't you say you didn't know me?"
Zhang Yunfei was really a little speechless, and said weakly: "You just let me know you." ”
"Oh, this is Zhang Zhuang, you don't even know this, it seems really stupid."
Zhang Zhuang, well, there are not 1,000 but 800 people in the country called Zhang Zhuang, and there is still no clue, so he continued to ask: "Then what is the month and day today." ”
"What is the date of the month?"
"It's just how many years this year is."
"Alas, it's so strange for you to speak, this year is of course the twenty-seventh year of the Republic of China."
Zhang Yunfei grabbed the young man's arm, and then let go of his big pants and said, "Are you sure this year is the twenty-seventh year of the Republic of China?" ”
The young man was very dissatisfied and said: "Sure, of course sure, I'm not stupid, but you, I saw that I was hooked by a water ghost in the water, and I spoke strangely." ”
"Take a closer look at me, I'm really the second dog you know." Zhang Yunfei reconfirmed that he was thin and small, and he could still bump into people, and his acquaintances didn't find out about the replacement, which was too mysterious.
"Of course you're a second dog, well, I really didn't pay attention, you kid seems to be a little white, can you really soak in the water."
Zhang Yunfei was full of black lines, and scolded loudly: "You are lacking, only the dead will be whitewashed." ”
He asked the young ugly baby some questions, it seems that he has really crossed over, and it is not a soul piercing, it is a real body crossing, but obviously the danger of this crossing is very high, he is about to become a human being, and his age has become much younger.
Science shows that if you want to go back to the past, you must reach the speed of light, and science shows that the faster the speed, the slower the time, so if you exceed the speed of light, will time become negative, and you will travel through more than eighty years, reducing the appearance of seven or eight years old, that is to say, every time you travel through more than ten years, your age will be reduced by one year, fortunately, if you travel more than one hundred and sixty or seventy years, you will become a tadpole.
encountered such a mysterious thing, he actually thought about science here, Zhang Yunfei shook his head funny, this is no way, he must explain all this in a scientific way, otherwise the three views he once established with science will completely collapse, so Einstein is still useful, Ah Q, his mood calmed down a lot, Zhang Yunfei dared to confirm that his body is indeed his own, and the scars on his body and the scars of vaccination can tell everything, but it may be consumed huge when traveling through time and space, and the metabolism is too fast, Now it's like a hemp pole, since he has replaced the boy named Ergou in this time and space, what about the Ergou in this time and space.
From the mouth of the young ugly baby, according to what he heard Tie Dan say, Tie Dan listened to the ugly man and said that he almost drowned because he walked on the bridge and saw a beautiful female Balu bathing in the river, and fell directly from the bridge into the river without looking at the road. The two dogs in this time and space are also related to water, and they were also fished up from the water here, so they are interchangeable crossings, so will the two dogs grow up like blowing up balloons? Otherwise, it would be terrible for him to run to his own era, and if he was not sliced, he would be arrested and studied, I hope he is smarter, but I am very optimistic about him, it is an era that is not easy to fool, and it is definitely a hellish crossing start.
It's much easier to start your own game.,As long as you pretend to be tender.,Wait a minute.,So many eggs are said to be ugly.,That is to say, your reputation is also completely stinky.,It seems that your own crossing start is not good.。