Chapter 399: A soak of urine
"My lord is really a master, the way I pretended to be drunk is so vivid, a certain family thinks you are really drunk!" Ding Wei's face was red, and his mouth couldn't help but smell of wine, and he looked at Jin Shang beside him and said cautiously, for fear that he would be discovered by the enemies in the mansion because the sound was too loud.
"Hahaha! Ding Wei, you kid don't look at who a certain family is, if you don't have some skills, how can you become a Yanzhou assassin, but I didn't expect that Zhao Yun, the god of war, turned out to be a sissy, you didn't see that when the other party met those dancing girls, his face turned red and he had the expression that a junior brother has! A playful look flashed in Jin Shang's eyes, and it seemed that he felt funny when he heard Zhao Yun's appearance.
"It's better to be quiet, my lord, if the enemy hears it, I'm afraid you and I won't be able to save our lives!" Du Chun on the side looked at the red-faced lord Jin Shang and spoke cautiously, as if he was afraid that the other party would be dissatisfied and scold him.
Jin Shangzheng talked to Ding Wei, where would he have thought that someone would disturb him, and his face sank at the moment and he stared at Du Chun viciously, "What's the matter with you kid, do you think that a certain family is sacrificing his life to accompany those guys for what, and he doesn't want to get them drunk, at this moment, they must all be drunk one by one and fall on the couch to play with the beautiful girls around him!" ”
Du Chun's originally red face became even more purple by Jin Shang's reprimand, and with the help of the cold moonlight, he looked at the disdainful smiles cast by everyone around him, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and his hands were clenched together tightly in fists, as if because of anger, so that he didn't notice that his fingernails were deeply buckled into the flesh, and let drops of scarlet blood slowly drip down.
"Why does a certain family say that you are still not convinced?" Although Jin Shang's mind was a little drunk, he looked at Du Chun not far in front of him, and a disdainful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, not at all worried that the other party would jump off the wall in a hurry, what big things could such a timid and fearful guy do.
Du Chun seemed to be really as Jin Shang thought, and the hands that were originally tightly held slowly loosened because of the other party's words, and he said with an indifferent expression, "My subordinates don't dare!" He lowered his head and whispered.
"Humph! Waste, a certain family really didn't misunderstand your character, what an unscrupulous waste! Jin Shang seems to be drunk, and he no longer cares about others as before, but is uncharacteristically sarcastic.
Although Ding Wei on the side was also a little paralyzed by the alcohol of fine wine, but looking at the lord Jin Shang, who was a bit of a scholar at the moment, showed a worried look on his face, if he allowed the other party to play drunk and crazy like this, God knows what serious consequences would be, and he was about to open his mouth to persuade when he heard a scolding from the mansion, "That damn drunkard is spreading wild here, is he impatient?" ”
Hearing the scolding from the mansion, Jin Shang, who was about to talk loudly, suddenly turned pale, and most of the drunkenness in his mind disappeared, and he looked at the mansion in the distance a little nervously, for fear that the other party would really come out and see the soldier carrying firewood at this moment, and he wanted to give himself a big mouth Why do you want to be drunk at this time!
"Goo! Cuckoo! Seeing this, Ding Wei on the side turned straight with a pair of triangular eyes like mice, and quickly put his hands to his mouth and shouted as if he thought of something.
If someone can enter the mansion, they will be surprised to find that at this moment, a famous soldier in the mansion is standing at the door with cold eyes, where is Xiahoudun and the others, who were drunk like mud at the banquet, still have any drunkenness, and they are standing quietly like warriors who can enter the battlefield at any time.
"Zilong, as you expected, the other party is really ready to plot against us, do you want to lead your soldiers and horses to kill all these damn eight lambs now?" Xiahoudun's face was gloomy and terrifying, like the bottom of a black pot that had not been cleaned for ten thousand years, and he slowly asked Zhao Yun, who had a calm face beside him.
After Zhao Yun heard the sound of a cooing bird in the distance, a smile rose at the corner of his mouth, "Brother Yuanrang, let Di Lin pretend to be drunk and open the door later, thinking that with his first-class military strength, it is impossible to give the enemy the slightest opportunity!" ”
Xiahoudun and the others on the side were slightly stunned when they heard this, obviously they didn't understand what Zhao Yun meant, why did they send Tuoba Dilin out, wouldn't that be a startling snake?
"A certain family doesn't have the habit of being caught in an urn, and besides, isn't it good to catch an enemy?" Everyone looked at the look on Zhao Yun's face, obviously a bright smile, but it was even colder than the cold winter.
"Don't worry, the master will definitely not show his feet!" After Tuoba Dilin knew Zhao Yun's intentions, his face also showed a crazy look, he didn't have the slightest good impression of the Han people, and he couldn't feel excited to be able to play with the other party at this moment, and he couldn't wait to go out immediately and teach these things that were not long-sighted.
Ding Wei saw that there was no movement in the mansion in the distance, and the big stone that was raised high in his heart could finally be put down peacefully, allowing drops of cold sweat to slide down his cheeks, even if the clothes on his body were wet.
Jin Shang on the side felt his legs tremble, if he wasn't worried that everyone would lose his prestige when they saw his ugly appearance, I am afraid that he would have knelt on the ground without any image at all, "Hahaha!" Thanks to Mr. Dinway's help, I really don't know what I would have done! He cautiously glanced in the direction of the mansion and confirmed that there was no one before he dared to whisper. Sissy
When Ding Wei heard the lord's praise, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Hahaha!" The lord said no, this is a matter of a certain family! ”
Everyone on the side watched the lord and Ding Wei praising each other, and one by one showed a hypocritical smile, and they all echoed it for fear of being hated by the other party.
"Squeak!" With a bang, the door of the mansion was opened from the inside without warning, and then I saw a burly man, exuding the smell of alcohol all over his body, holding a wine bag in his hand and walking out leisurely, as if he did not notice the frightened soldiers around him.
"It's so fucking delicious, and only Han people can make such a fine wine!" Stretching out his hand to open the wine bag, the aroma of the wine spread rapidly in the air, raising his head high and letting the clear wine splash down on his throat like a wisp of clear water.
"My lord, seeing that the other party is a drunkard, why don't you send someone to kill him!" Ding Wei deserved to be a Yanzhou driver, and after a short period of distraction, he returned to his former appearance, looking at the trembling and walking man, the fierce light flashed in his eyes, and he whispered to the lord beside him.
When Jin Shang heard this, where would there be any hesitation, if he let the other party react, even the slightest movement would bring endless trouble to himself, and then waved his hand to signal the guards around him to cautiously approach the other party to implement the beheading plan!
Tuoba Dilin naturally received all the other party's appearances in his eyes, if he didn't need to pretend to be drunk to paralyze the enemy, I'm afraid he would have already taught the damn person who came up with the idea a good lesson.
When the guards saw the gesture from the lord, they saw the men who exuded a strong smell of alcohol on their bodies, and they all showed a hideous smile on their faces, as if they would be able to see the tragic death of the enemy immediately.
"Damn, I feel like I'm here at this time!" Tuoba Dilin opened the wine bag in his hand again, and just after preparing to drink it, he felt a burst of urine coming from his lower body, even if he knew that he was surrounded by enemies, he didn't pay attention to it at all, but walked towards the rice field step by step.
Jin Shang and the others were slightly stunned when they saw this, obviously they didn't expect the other party to be able to do such an insulting thing, and they were about to turn around subconsciously, when they heard a rapid sound of water release.
"Fuck! It's fucking cool! Tuoba Dilin felt the pleasure coming from his lower body, and involuntarily burst out a foul word, sensing the movement behind him, the corners of his mouth showed a look of disdain, and his eyes were covered with scarlet bloodshot at some point.
"Who are you and why are you in this place?" Turning around, he looked at the soldiers in black night clothes, holding up a bright long knife in their hands, and were about to kill themselves, but they were found to be embarrassed.
"Kill!" I don't know who spit out a word with an indifferent expression, and then jumped high and rushed towards Tuoba Dilin from all directions.
Seeing that the enemy had torn his face, Tuoba Dilin no longer had any pretense, but instead snatched the long knife in his hand with a shot like lightning, and then swept away, and saw a famous soldier as if he deliberately hit up, and was stopped by the long knife and cut off the colorful intestines that left a place.
For a moment, the air was filled with a faint smell of blood, and wisps of scarlet blood slowly flowed down the cracks between the rocks.
"Enemy attack!" A terrible roar rumbled over the mansion, and even the people in the city a few miles away could hear it clearly.
The moment Jin Shang heard the roar, his face suddenly sank, and he couldn't stop scolding, obviously not expecting that such a perfect plan would be ruined by a drunkard. At this time, I can't wait to peel the other party and eat it alive.
"Squeak!" The door of the mansion was opened again, and a soldier with an indifferent expression was seen rushing towards Jin Shang's side, trying to stop the man before he could break his heart.
Seeing the enemy coming, Jin Shang already knew that this killing might not be completed, so he could only shout to the soldiers around him, "Who can go into battle, take off the enemy's neck, and avenge those dead brothers!" At the same time, those who can get the heads of Zhao Yun and others can be rewarded with a thousand taels and ten beautiful women! "As the so-called heavy reward must be a brave man, one by one as if they were beaten with chicken blood, they rushed towards Xiahoudun's side quickly, as if there was a label written on the skull to reward money, which could be exchanged for something that had been envied for a long time... to be continued