"The Western Xia is gone, and now it is called the Gansu Political Envoy Division. Jiaozhi is also gone, and now it is called Jiaozhi Political Envoy. ”

"Dali is attached, and now it is called Yunnan Political Envoy Division. Zhenla is also attached, and it is now called the Quang Nam Political Envoy Division. ”

"They attached it early, and the result was that the people in these two places picked up the cheap, and now they are all the people of the Great Song Dynasty."

"Now there is a fourth-level exam, and if a barbarian wants to become a naturalized citizen, he has to pass the exam."

"It is said that if we people in the Great Song Dynasty go to take the exam, they will be stuck in the second-level exam and will not be able to pass the second-level exam, and I don't know how those barbarians passed the fourth-level exam."

"Anyway, the opportunity is given to them, and whether it is used or not is a matter of their use."

“……”

Fang Zhen said very much, Liu Zheng's mouth opened a little wider, and after Fang Zhen finished speaking, Liu Zheng's mouth was already big enough to stuff goose eggs.

"By the way, all your money in the past few years has been sent to your home."

After briefly telling Liu Zheng about the various changes in the Great Song Dynasty, Fang Zhen continued: "Your baby should be enrolled in school in a few years, I hope your baby can become a better weapon, it is best to be a soldier, no matter how bad it is, you should go to the imperial examination, don't do this kind of shady thing like us." ”

The atmosphere on board became somewhat oppressive.

After being silent for a long time, Liu Zhengcai breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Someone has to do it." If you don't do it, I won't do it, who will? Someone has to stand up and keep these dark things out of the Great Song Dynasty. ”

"!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Zheng pointed to several warships in the distance and shouted, "What do the Leizhou Sailors and Quanzhou Sailors do to eat?" Where did this ship come from? ”

Fang Zhen was startled at first, and only after seeing the warship in the distance did he glance at Liu Zheng and said, "Don't make such a fuss. These ships were eliminated by the Quanzhou and Leizhou sailors. For the rest, you shouldn't ask, you don't have to that idleness. ”

Hearing Fang Zhen say this, Liu Zheng's heart probably had a little bottom, and the two of them diverged from the topic and stopped mentioning these warships.

On the warship in the distance, Liu Ergou was commanding his subordinates in high spirits: "Du Lisuo, seeing that you are about to arrive in the Japanese country, hurry up and replace the flags with Goryeo sticks." And also? Who the hell if you leak the news to the master? I'll throw him into the sea and feed the fish, sir! ”

When the subordinates were busy, a splash standing next to Liu Ergou came to Liu Ergou? asked, "Master Dog?" In other words, how did this Korean become a Korean stick? ”

Liu Ergou glanced at this splash with disdain, and said, "Goryeo is my Great Song Dynasty? Every year, I have to send envoys to my Great Song Dynasty He Guan's house, you know this, right? ”

See that splashy nod? Liu Ergou continued: "In addition to his main envoy, deputy envoy and servant envoy? There are also those who run for service, called 'sticks'. If a woman in his country commits adultery, that is, she is not an official prostitute, and the son born to her is called a "stick"? Disdain Qi Min. Fluffy sideburns? Do not wrap a mesh towel; If you travel thousands of miles, you shall not ride; Lying on the ground through grass, no sleeping place on the fire. Those who work for the lowly of their country. ”

After finishing speaking, Liu Ergou raised his head and waited for the praise of those pranksters-

Although our dog master is as big as you splashes, I don't know three? But our dog master is a studious! Look, now the dog master is talking about allusions that he heard from the gentlemen? You pimples don't understand, do you?

After receiving the praise of the crowd again, Liu Ergou snorted coldly and said, "Master dog, I told you a long time ago? If you don't know how to read, you have to read, and only by reading can you grow in knowledge and knowledge? If it's a dog, I don't know this? Shall you not be laughed at? ”

"How dare we?"

The pimpy who followed Liu Ergou smiled and said, "Or did the dog master take us out to see the world and make a lot of money?" Who dares to laugh at the dog, I'm the first to not let him go! ”

Liu Ergou nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, don't brag about it." The front is the Wa Kingdom, let's try to get more Wa barbarians back this time. ”

After everyone responded in unison, Liu Ergou shouted again: "However, as the old saying goes, there are no rules, and today, I will set a few rules for you!" ”

"This first one is not good-hearted! I heard that the lord of the Japanese country married his aunt first, and then married his grandmother. ”

"This second rule, thou shalt not commit adultery! Don't fucking see the girls and can't move their legs, let alone harm the girls! If anyone dares to commit this, don't say that I won't give him face! ”

"In this third article, all gold and silver shall be to the public! I am not thin on you, and the benefits that should be given to you have never been left behind, if anyone dares to give me a bad look for the dog in this matter, I will kill the dog master! ”

"Don't you fucking remember?"

Liu Ergou's words fell, and the crowd of splashes suddenly laughed in unison, and someone shouted: "Don't worry, Master Dog, we all came out with Master Dog, so we naturally know the severity!" ”

Some people also shouted: "It's just that after we go back, the dog master has to help us say a daughter-in-law!" ”

Liu Ergou snorted and scolded: "Tell you about your daughter-in-law? Get out of the way, I haven't yet! Besides, you fucking look like his mother, how can Lao Tzu tell you about his daughter-in-law? If you look like Lao Tzu, it's a show. ”

In the cabin, a scholar in a Confucian shirt shook his head and said, "The bandit nature will not change." ”

Another scholar picked up the chess pieces, landed them lightly on the chessboard, and said with a smile: "This kind of thing, what is needed is their gangsterism." Don't look at the forbidden army, they are all murderous talents, but the forbidden army can't succeed. Especially the current forbidden army, it is becoming more and more unsuccessful. ”

"Who's to say it isn't?"

The scholar who spoke before laughed in a low voice: "Help the people affected by the disaster to move, help the people affected by the disaster to carry water and chop firewood, and take their lives to save the people, such a forbidden army, let them kill people and set fire outside the Great Song Dynasty, but if you want them to catch laborers like before, it is not possible." ”

The scholar who spoke later hummed and said in the same low voice: "This is also a good thing." The official is right, how the forbidden army treats the people, the people will treat the forbidden army, and the forbidden army that can reassure the people of the Great Song Dynasty is not bad. ”

After finishing speaking, the scholar sighed with emotion: "That spy who has been lurking in the Great Song Dynasty for many years, even our Imperial City Division has not been able to find out his clues, but the people of Bianjing City have come out first to denounce him, which is enough to explain the problem." ”

While he was talking, there was a knock at the door of the cabin, and Liu Ergou's voice also came: "Two gentlemen, you are about to arrive in the Wa Kingdom, please let the two gentlemen go out of the cabin for guidance?" ”

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