Chapter 348: Stinky and Shameless!
"Oh, sister, you haven't passed the door yet!" Chen Jing pursed her cherry lips and said in a weird manner.
Chen Lin glanced at Chen Jing: "Okay, hurry up." ”
"No, this time I have to take care of him, people often say: sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's little padded jacket, sister, you look tired now, so, I must take care of it." Chen Jing directly pushed Chen Lin out of the bedroom.
"This damn girl!"
Chen Lin shook his head helplessly.
Of course, Chen Lin also understands that her baby sister is a little naughty, and she is good in other aspects, and she will never do anything out of the ordinary.
Besides, in the previous battle, don't look at Chen Lin was very relaxed on the surface, in fact, he also consumed a lot of energy and energy, and he needed to rest well, so he didn't insist anymore and went back to his room to sleep.
I don't know how long it took for me to wake up from that coma.
"Not good."
My hands were firmly tied, and my heart tightened.
"Hehe—hehe, brother-in-law, are you awake?"
In front of me is a very cute face.,Very beautiful.,It's also very punctual.,Standard little girl.。
"Xiaojing, hello!"
I'm not stupid, people are tied up, there must be nothing good, but, as the saying goes, people are under the roof and have to bow their heads, I still understand this truth.
"Hehe, I'm fine, brother-in-law, I want to discuss something with you."
Chen Jing was still smiling, but there was a little more cunning in that smile.
"We don't need to discuss anything, no matter what, I promise you."
I look extraordinarily arrogant, besides, in this state, there is a fart for discussion, people are knives, I am fish, and I am not simple.
"Hehe, great, brother-in-law, I just want to borrow an object from you."
Chen Jing's eyes lit up all of a sudden, very bright.
I looked closely into Chen Jing's eyes and found that I could see my reflection in her eyes.
At this time, I had a feeling in my heart, simple, yes, Chen Jing's eyes were very simple, like spring water, which made people feel comfortable all over, and I couldn't help but nodded: "Say, what do you want to borrow!" ”
"Well, to put it bluntly, I want to be sisters with you."
Chen Jing blinked her eyes and said very seriously.
"Poof—"
I was almost scared up, this little aunt in front of me won't be the same as Xiaobai and Sunan, they are all Lala, right?
"That Xiaojing, I'm a man, it's okay for us to be brothers and sisters, it's too awkward to be sisters!" I said it seriously.
"No, you misunderstood me, I want to give you a small operation, after the operation, we are sisters!" Xiao Jing cracked her mouth and laughed.
Very punctual chick, I almost didn't squirt blood.
How can it be the same as Xiaobai, grandma's, Xiaobai once wanted to take me to Thailand and wanted to get me, and now Xiaojing's starting point is the same, is this the second Xiaobai in front of him?
Of course, they are also different.
Xiaobai wanted to make me a eunuch, but that was to get me to Thailand, and Xiaojing had to do it herself.
That's my dagger, dead girl, she must have touched it out of me.
"Xiaojing, what are you going to do?"
Nima, I was still nervous, thinking about how to solve this matter, and as a result, Xiao Jing directly began to take off my pants.
"Well, it's okay, I'm going to take off your pants and study it for you, how do I start, and what's the structure down there?" Chen Jing is like a curious baby.
I was stunned, I was 100% sure that Xiao Jing's demeanor was not pretended.
This also means that she has never seen a man's body structure, and everything is her hearsay.
"Xiaojing, don't take off your pants, in fact, if a man kisses a woman, then he can make a woman pregnant."
I didn't even think about it, and blurted out, and even I felt ridiculous when I said it.
", you don't know when I do, don't fool me, I've seen it on TV, only sleep can make a woman pregnant." Xiao Jing is not stupid.
"Holy—"
As a result, as soon as Xiao Jing's voice fell, I suddenly pulled it, and my pants were really torn off.
Panties, I'm left with panties.
"Bump, bump, well, just cut off the bulging part, that's fine."
Chen Jing was gesturing with a dagger, and there were words in his mouth, and it looked like he was about to do it.
"Xiaojing, sister, sister, auntie-"
I panicked, I really panicked, in the face of this innocent pure girl, I shouted desperately, but no matter what I shouted, Xiao Jing was indifferent.
To put it bluntly, even if she shouts to break the sky, she will have to make this knife.
"Mom-"
I shouted.
Hearing this title, Chen Jing's delicate body trembled inadvertently, she stared at me with wide eyes, and said with a strange face: "Stinky and shameless, where am I your mother!" ”
"Wait."
This time, Xiao Jing started faster, and she was about to cut it with a knife.
At this moment, I shouted desperately: "Help, Chen Lin, help!" ”
"Bang-"
At the critical moment, the bedroom door was kicked open.
Chen Lin, at the critical moment, Chen Lin rushed in.
"Sister!"
When Chen Jing saw Chen Lin, she was so frightened that she hurriedly hid the dagger behind her, and she looked at Chen Lin a little panicked.
"Sister, what are you doing?"
Seeing my condition, Chen Lin's little face flushed slightly, and she glared at Chen Jing.
"I don't want you to marry him, so I'm going to cut him."
Under Chen Lin's gaze, Chen Jing could be regarded as open-minded, and she crackled and said all the words in her heart.
"You...... You damn girl, can you understand something! Chen Lin's nose was almost crooked, and only her precious sister would do such a thing.
"Sister, unless you promise not to marry him, otherwise, I will abolish him sooner or later."
Xiao Jing is really stubborn.
Chen Lin's answer was very simple, she walked in front of me, untied the rope, and then twisted Xiao Jing's ears and dragged her out directly.
"Ouch—ouch, sister, it hurts, I hurt!"
Chen Jing grinned in pain.
The door of the bedroom was closed, and after Chen Jing and the others were missing, the room suddenly became quiet, and it was clean, and I breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
At this point, I was still feeling tired, I lay down in bed, began to relax completely, and gradually fell asleep.
I don't know how long I slept when I was woken up by the ringing of my phone.
"Tang Feng, you Malegobi—"
The phone had just been connected, and Xiaobai's shout came from inside.
The voice was very harsh, I was a little confused, what is the situation?
Earlier, she was begging me very sincerely, why did it seem like a different person in the blink of an eye?
"Xiaobai, what do you want to do?"
I rubbed my head, people who don't get enough sleep will have headaches.
"Tang Feng, my mother is pregnant!"
On the phone, Xiaobai's voice was sharp and loud, and I was sure that if Xiaobai was in front of me, she would definitely fight with me.
"Huh?"
I'm completely stunned, what are you kidding, Xiaobai will also get pregnant?
This is simply an incredible thing, Xiaobai is pregnant, which is equivalent to the iron tree blooming, and the old sow going up the tree!
"Are you sure?"
I was a little skeptical, but it didn't taste much different from eating fish and getting it stuck in the throat with shark fins.
"My aunt didn't look for me!"
Xiaobai's answer was quite quick.
I choked up, and my aunt didn't look for her? This also means that Xiaobai may really be pregnant!
"Get pregnant in one go!"
I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
I've had a relationship with Meng Yao, I've had a relationship with Dashuang, and I've had a relationship with Xueyan.
And I've had more than one relationship, but there's never been such a thing as pregnancy.
It's weird, Sunan and I only had one time, so Sunan got pregnant, and gave birth to a son.
Now it's here again, and it's another time, but Xiaobai is also pregnant.
If Sunan is pregnant, it can still be accepted, after all, Sunan is still a little feminine, at least she is a qualified mother.
And since Sunan had a son, her personality has undergone a lot of brains, and she is more and more in line with the characteristics of standard beauties.
But Xiaobai is different, what is Xiaobai? That's the standard Cixi, Wu Zetian, let her get pregnant, it's a headache to think about.
"Now, I'll give you two paths to follow."
On the phone, Xiaobai said very directly.
"Say it!"
Life is always faced with a variety of choices, and I know that there are no choices.
"Either you go to Thailand for surgery now, let's be sisters, and I give birth to the child, or, I kill the child, and the relationship between you and me is still the same as before." Obviously, Xiaobai has already figured it out.
"Malegobi's, Bai Ruyu, what the fuck are you, you fucking love to give birth or not, Lao Tzu's fate Lao Tzu is in charge of himself, Lao Tzu is a man, he is an upright man, you are not a male or female second pancreas, you are a sissy, you are gay, Nima-" After speaking, I didn't wait for Xiaobai to reply, and hung up the phone directly.
My heart is beating faster, it's beating hard, grandma, what did I just do?
I actually yelled at Xiaobai, it was unbelievable!
"Malegobi, Tang Feng, you have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall!"
On the other side of the phone, Xiaobai also reacted, she jumped like thunder, grinning her teeth.
It's just that her expression is a little complicated, and it seems that it is difficult to make up her mind, she can't help but touch her flat lower abdomen with her hand: "Little bastard, I will fuck your ancestors with your whole family!" ”
"Poof—"
In my bedroom, I sneezed, and even if I was sluggish, I knew who was cursing.
It's just that I still have a headache, what should I do?
I'm irritable, I'm very annoying, I sent a message directly on WeChat: "Lao Tzu is in Kyoto, Lao Tzu wants to drink, who wants to accompany Lao Tzu?" ”
Yes, I want to drink, I want to buy drunk, but there is a lack of people around me who drink.
"Drink, I'll accompany you!"
As soon as the message was sent, someone replied to the message nearby, I was stunned, WeChat is a stunning beauty avatar, really beautiful, but also very strange!
We don't care so much, we just want to find someone to drink and get drunk.