After the woman left, Li Yan picked up the whip and threatened to hit the slender woman of the Jin Kingdom.

Because he guessed that this might be a test for him by Zhao Ji, but when he saw the scars on their bodies that had just formed blood clots, he gave up again, and he still couldn't do it after all.

Li Yan didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and only looked at them with sympathetic eyes.

After another stick of incense, a little eunuch walked in and said, "Master Li, the official family asks if you want to discipline ......."

Halfway through speaking, he stopped, because he saw that there was not a new wound on the body of the woman of the Jin Kingdom, and asked, "Lord Li, this has not started yet?" ”

Li Yan humbly clasped his fists and saluted, and said: "Father-in-law, Li feels that these women of the Jin Kingdom are uncivilized, and they cannot be tamed by whipping, and they need to be trained slowly to feel virtuous." ”

The little eunuch nodded understandingly: "What Lord Li said is yes, I have fought many times, but they are still wild and untamable, and the official family has a benevolent heart, so I can't bear to hurt their lives, so I have to be placed here and raised with those insects and birds." If the adults can influence them, the official family will definitely reward the adults heavily. ”

Benevolent?

Li Yan scolded in his heart, is it merciful to lock up the living?

But he didn't dare to show it on his face, and thanked him again and again.

Then as the little eunuch returned to Lanxiu Pavilion, he told Zhao Ji about the excuse of the perfunctory little eunuch again, but he didn't expect to get Zhao Ji's approval, and simply handed over the matter of taming the women of the Jin Kingdom to Li Yan.

Li Yan had no choice but to kneel down to accept the order.

……

In the next few days, Li Yan went back and forth between Wansui Mountain and Li Mansion every day, trying his best to coax the women of the Jin Kingdom to be happy, and brought objects with Northeast elements to the end of his ability, such as Ka Laoha, Bingga, leather bands, flower cotton jackets, two-person turns, etc., as long as he could think of it, he took turns to perform to the women of the Jin Kingdom, in an attempt to get recognition.

Of course, there are also a variety of Tohoku cuisines.

Something unexpected happened to Li Yan, although he did not get the approval of the women of Jinguo, he inadvertently won Zhao Ji's favor.

This Emperor Yangzi is extremely fraternal, as long as it is an object he has never seen, he will love it until he has studied it thoroughly, and then he will treasure it, and then go to find the next thing that can make him happy.

Li Yanzheng responded to that sentence: deliberately planting flowers and flowers do not bloom, and unintentionally planting willows and willows into the shade.

Seven or eight days later, he formed a deep "friendship" with Zhao Ji, and learned that Zhao Ji liked to listen to obscene lyrics and songs, Li Yan was immediately able to do what he liked, and perfectly brought the "vulgarity" of the two to the extreme.

In the past, the obscene lyrics and songs that entered Zhao Ji's ears were all polished by the literati, at least they could achieve a beautiful context, and occasionally mixed with some shameful things in the bed.

Li Yan...... There are no taboos.

Since I was a child, I have been exposed to meat jokes, and I will come when I open my mouth:

I took off my upper body, a big red jacket,

I'll take off this eight-for-one skirt and throw it aside.

I am naked, lying on a tiger's skin,

Zhang Junrui was on the side, but he was busy.

I took out my pampas stick, three or four inches long,

Zhang Junrui shook the silver gun and rushed to the battlefield.

It's like a cucumber that fills the rim of the jar.

You don't need to pour oil and water, it's a soup.

The two of us are under the Portuguese plum frame, eyebrows and eyes are facing each other,

The warbler's cherry bite grabbed my X intestines.

I just want to read, I don't have much energy,

It didn't take five minutes for the second horse to throw Tang again.

The first time I did this, the fire burned and burned,

The second time I did this, it was like honey in sugar.

……

The story of Cui Yingying and Zhang Sheng comes from a legendary "The Biography of Yingying" in the Wu Zetian period of the Tang Dynasty, which mainly tells the story of Zhang Sheng, a poor scholar, who abandoned the declining aristocratic woman Cui Yingying from the beginning to the end.

Similar to this kind of vulgar Li Yan knows at least seventeen or eighteen paragraphs, Zhao Ji feels very cordial, which is very in line with his taste, and because of this, Li Yan has received a lot of gifts.

However, the official position is still a vacant position of a doctor, and he has not continued to be promoted.

After getting along for a period of time, Li Yan found that Zhao Ji didn't want to abolish Cai Jing at all, but just sought balance in order to keep his throne.

It is no wonder that if there was no Cai Jing in charge of government affairs in the court, how could he Zhao Ji be so leisurely.

As for Shaozai Wang Fu, he is no different from Li Yan, he is nothing more than having a real job, and he can manage some miscellaneous affairs, but if he really handles national affairs, he does not have so much ability.

He is also self-aware, so he still spends most of his mind on pleasing Zhao Ji.

……

On this day, the three of them were talking and laughing for fun, and a little eunuch reported that Uncle Yu Hou asked to see him.

Not long after, the tiger Marquis Yu walked into the pavilion, knelt down to worship the emperor Zhao Ji, Li Yan and Wang Fu saluted him, the four of them stood or sat and chatted for a while, and Yu Hou turned to the topic.

It turned out that he built a new restaurant in western Beijing, which was about to open in the near future, and asked Zhao Ji to reward his name and give Mobao.

Zhao Ji just listened to the West Chamber, and simply named it the West Wing, and the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone were served, and the strong and powerful thin gold body jumped on the paper.

"The official knows that your calligraphy is unique through the ages, even after a thousand years, it has been imitated and never surpassed." Li Yan immediately flattered,

Zhao Ji is very useful, and he is quite confident in his calligraphy, but he generally praises people, saying that it is rare in ancient and modern times, but few people say that it is rare after a thousand years.

Then he corrected: "Li Qingjia, this is not right, who can know what will happen after a thousand years, such words are also exaggerated, and I will not say it in the future." ”

Li Yan laughed secretly in his heart, waiting for your words, and immediately defended: "No, it's not that the minister is exaggerated, but the words of a Taoist who can divinate the future, and Weichen is just paraphrasing." ”

"Oh?" Zhao Ji immediately became interested and said, "This immortal chief really has such a magic skill?" Where is he now? ”

Li Yan said: "It's not as good as this, tomorrow Yuhou Restaurant will open the market, why don't the officials go privately, first, they can visit the people, and second, there is a son of heaven for Yuhou Restaurant, and the business will be prosperous for a long time, which is also a kindness of the official family to the courtiers." At the same time, Weichen went to invite the immortal chief to meet with the official family, wouldn't it be beautiful to kill three birds with one stone? ”

As soon as these words came out, it can be said that some people are happy and some are worried.

First of all, Zhao Ji is full of expectations, he is not interested in exploring the people's situation and sitting in the restaurant, but he is extremely longing for the Taoist priest who can divinate the future.

And Marquis Yu is quite grateful to Li Yan, as Li Yan said, doing business with the reputation of the Son of Heaven, it is not too simple to make money, who doesn't want to taste what the emperor has eaten.

But there is one person who can't be happy, and that is Shaozai Wang Fu.

The closer Li Yan and the emperor walked, the more Wang Fu's heart was tormented.

Because of the task given to him by his teacher, he never thought of completing it, and he never mentioned to Zhao Ji that there was such a beauty as a teacher in the workshop.

And he knew that Li Yan was the father-in-law of his master, and today he instigated Zhao Ji to go out of the inner house, according to Wang Fu's thoughts, this is obviously to do it in the restaurant!