Chapter 1: Brother-in-law is not allowed
Li De opened his eyes and found himself in an ancient style wedding room.
He was still dressed in the groom's clothes and tied with rope.
A breeze shone through the cracks in the wooden windows, and the flames of the red candles flickered and flickered.
His head ached, and many memories gradually appeared in his head.
It turned out that he had traveled to a parallel world similar to the Sui and Tang dynasties, and the original owner of the body was named Li De, who had the same name as him.
The background is unknown, and he has been in the Taoist temple since he was a child, and he is eaten and controlled by an old Taoist manager.
He cultivated every day according to the methods taught to him by the old Tao.
I haven't practiced anything in 20 years, but the amount of food is getting bigger and bigger.
Lao Dao used the fate of the origin as an excuse to let him go down the mountain to find his life experience, but in fact, he found an excuse to drive him down the mountain.
When he was kicked out of the door, he never knew the name of the old way.
After listening to the guidance of Lao Dao, he was going to the place where Lao Dao found him, but he was tied up by a ring horse on the way.
What's even more amazing is that the sound of the horse is robbing Langjun.
That day.
After worshipping heaven and earth, he was sent back to the wedding room after drinking and kissing, but he was allergic to alcohol and died.
Li De knew the ins and outs, sighed what happened to this buddy, and was happy and worried in his heart.
Fortunately, he may be a good target to rob relatives, or he must have a good figure, and then he is here.
The worry is that the ancients had a very exciting hobby, and they didn't know if the other party was a man or a woman when they visited the church.
Li Deke lamented that the quota for crossing was too casual, and he didn't even prepare for it......
Li De suddenly paused.
He didn't, but he was originally going down the mountain with something.
To be precise, it was taken with me, and there was ...... in the package
When he was thinking about something, the door was suddenly pushed open, and he saw a big man with a meaty face and a beard and a waist like a jar.
He was originally lucky, but when he saw this, he was all lost.
At this moment, what I feel and what I know is born from my heart, my eyes fall on the couch, and I pretend to be dizzy.
The man who entered the door saw that he had fainted, but he did not panic, but walked up to him, first testing his snort, and then testing the meridians.
The operation is very professional.
Li De guessed that this person happened to be a Chinese medicine doctor?
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he pretended to be stunned and was found out, what if the other party was in a bad mood and took coercive measures against him in a frenzy?
"Brother-in-law fainted, come on, please Sun Langzhong."
"Brother-in-law?"
He heard it right, this person really called him brother-in-law, and Nima made Lao Tzu worry in vain.
Secretly relieved, I don't know what kind of sister the man is like, a female horse, a female hero, a female man?
After a while, a number of people came into the house with an emaciated old man.
The emaciated old man looked as usual, as if he had been framed back and forth, and he had long been accustomed to it.
"Please ask Sun Langzhong to save people." Dahan spoke very politely, with a bit of respect.
Sun Langzhong began to call the pulse, and as soon as he took a hand, he knew the crux of the problem.
"Yang fire is vigorous, irritable and upfloat, this is a disease of yin and yang incompatibility, and this disease can only be alleviated after Pei Zhai gets married."
"Sun Langzhong, what you want to save is the person on the couch."
"Forgive the old man for being impatient, but what he just said is true."
The big man interrupted Sun Langzhong's words with a red face, and the men in the room pretended not to hear and all turned their heads, but there were still a few people who couldn't hold back their laughter.
Li De heard the conversation between the two, and he was just talking about the Tao, and he couldn't hold back his laughter.
He sat up straight, stared straight ahead, and then began to laugh uncontrollably, startling the room.
I laughed openly, and it took a long time before I stopped, and when I realized that I didn't laugh enough, I wanted to laugh, so I laughed out loud again.
After a long time, he stopped pretending to be faint again and collapsed on the bed.
"Sun Langzhong, what do you think of his symptoms?"
Sun Langzhong stretched his beard, observed it, knew it in his heart after taking the pulse, looked at Li De again, and sighed:
"This person's face is like a crown of jade, his eyes are like stars, his temples are like a knife, his eyebrows are like ink paintings, his nose is like a hanging gall, and he looks rich and noble, it's a pity."
Seeing Sun Langzhong's deep appearance, Dahan shook his head and sighed, and hurriedly asked in his heart: "What is the pity?" ”
"His pulse is normal, according to the situation just now, it is very likely that he is suffering from madness, whether it is true or not needs to wait for him to wake up, and can only be determined by observing his behavior."
"Is there salvation?"
"If you know the crux of the problem, follow your heart, calm your mind, and nourish your body, then you can be relieved, and you may not be able to get better."
Sun Langzhong finished his diagnosis and prepared to leave.
At this time, Li De thought about his own situation, life is like a play, and his true colors appear.
He woke up, sat up from the bed, and looked at the people in the room.
"Where am I?"
"Who are you?"
"My head hurts."
He acted as if he were sober.
"Brother-in-law, you are in Shituo Village, and I am Pei Yuantong, the owner of the second village."
"We know each other?"
Li Dezhen didn't know who the other party was, the person who kidnapped him seemed to be very young, and he remembered the voice like a child.
Pei Yuantong smiled innocently and explained: "Yesterday's wedding was a little hasty, and it's not too late to meet today, I came over and wanted to ask my brother-in-law Gao's name." ”
Li Dezhen couldn't imagine that the other party was so casual, and what he said about marriage was like child's play, which really made people angry.
"I really can't remember what happened yesterday, I still have something to do, so it's inconvenient to stay for a long time and leave here."
Sun Lang guessed in the center that it was true that the lord of Shituo Village was married, so the little brother in front of him was the groom, and he used extraordinary means, so that he was stimulated and had amnesia, which was the case.
Li De walked out of the door, and when he saw that no one stopped him, his pace quickened, and he decided to leave first.
Pei Yuantong asked Sun Langzhong in the back: "How is his illness?" ”
"It has been observed that most of them are amnesia, and memory loss is more fortunate than madness."
Sun Langzhong confessed, and left without even prescribing the medicine.
Pei Yuantong pondered, if this is the case, yesterday's wedding was not in vain, and when he thought about it, everyone had finished worshipping the church, and the result was the same.
Li De looked around, the cottage was built on the mountain, and the location where he was now was very high, with high wooden walls and scattered houses, and he quickly lost his way when he walked around.
"It's too tricky, even if you don't have a house card, you don't even have a road."
Li De complained a little, and just walked to a wooden house, he suddenly smelled the fragrance of flowers.
"Smell a woman? Could it be that the person inside is his cheap lady, do you want to go in and have a look. ”
He didn't hesitate, in case the other party was a beauty, wouldn't it be a loss for him to leave like this.
He made up his mind and quietly came to the window of the wooden house, which was lightly hidden by a gap, and when he looked around, he saw a woman in white with her back to him and making up.
Her hands are like soft wattles, her skin is like clotted fat, her green silk is like silk, the wind is fluttering, and she shows her elegance and beauty when she dresses up, which makes people's hearts bloom and think.
He wanted to know what the woman looked like, and it was really curious.
Just as he was about to knock on the door and see that he was about to make a difference, Pei Yuantong ran over and stopped him.
"Brother-in-law, no!"
“why?”