Part 8 Chapter 26 Overlord Meal
It must be known that Chu Yuzuo has been eating for two lifetimes, and he has already practiced it, as for Teacher Cat...... Don't forget that the cat teacher is a meow people! Fish is the favorite of cats, and so is the Nine Heavens, and so is the Nine Heavens.
If the cat teacher can't eat fish...... That's the real weirdness......
These two people are like starving ghosts reincarnated, and this moment has already attracted the attention of all the customers in the entire restaurant.
I saw that the empty plate in front of the two of them slowly rose and gradually rose. It's breathtaking: these two are really ...... Such a foodie, there can be one at a table, and others have already had enough appetites, but I didn't expect both people at this table to be like this.
Finally...... Finally full of wine and food!
Chu Yuzuo picked up a napkin very elegantly, wiped his mouth, and then picked up another toothpick, which was very graceful to pick up his teeth.
On the other side, Mr. Cat crossed Erlang's legs, and this time he ate so comfortably that it was a little stretched, and Mr. Cat had a strong urge to rub his stomach with his feet facing the sky.
Teacher Cat feels that he has lived in vain for the first half of his life......
This is enjoyment! This is the life of a rich man! This is eating! This is the realm!
was sighing in his heart, only to see Chu Yang on the other side lazily asking himself, "Have you finished eating?"
For the next meal, Teacher Mao smiled flatteringly: "It's done!"
"Have you eaten well?
"Well, well-fed!
"Now that you've finished eating, and you're still full, then you can go to the checkout!" Chu Yang waved his hand in a very elegant manner.
"Meow?!"
Don't blame the cat teacher for being shocked, the cat teacher couldn't believe what his ears heard: I check out?
The pointed cat's ears fluttered twice, and the cat teacher whispered tremblingly, "I pay the bill?" deliberately lowered his voice, which was too embarrassing.
"Is it still me to settle the bill?" Chu Yang rolled his eyes and looked at Teacher Mao.
Damn, Lao Tzu saved your life and took you out of the encirclement, and you didn't even invite Lao Tzu to eat?
Chu Yang also deliberately lowered his voice.
Damn, Lao Tzu gave grace for the first time, and brought kindness to repay, although it was a shame. But it's not rough......
"Why don't you settle the bill?" asked Mr. Cat angrily.
This cat always thought it was your treat...... Could it be said. After eating for a long time, in fact, zuihou gave the money by myself...... It's okay for me to give money...... But the biggest problem now is that I don't have the money to pay the bills......
"Grass!" Chu Yang was annoyed: "What are you thinking about, you just say that you don't settle the bill, right? Are you embarrassed to let your life-saving benefactor have a treat?!"
"I want to get married......" Teacher Mao was extremely aggrieved: "But I don't have any money......"
"If you want to tie the knot, you can get it...... You don't have any money?!" Chu Yang sat up straight in shock, and two eyeballs almost shot out of his sockets.
Teacher Mao almost cried: "If I have money, I still need to talk nonsense with you? I really don't have any money, or this meal is mine, please put it on first, and wait until I have money." Double please back you are ......"
Chu Yang Muran sat down: "What is a meal worth, what does it matter on my mat...... But the problem is that I don't have any money......"
"You don't have any money!" Teacher Cat was stunned: "I have a meow! I have a meow!" and then he was completely stupid: "Why do you order such a big table without money......"
"He's it, you be quiet!" Chu Yang's eyes glared: "Meow! Do you want the two of us to be detained here?"
"But it's a shame......" Teacher Cat's eyes were full of tears, and he was about to cry.
I can't imagine that this cat has been teaching and educating people all his life, and today he is going to degenerate into eating overlord meals?
"What should I do?" the two of them said at the same time. They looked at each other and were speechless for a while.
The two of them came to the restaurant, and in order to show their pride, they also chose a table in the middle; Under normal circumstances, those who dare to sit at this table to eat are people who want to save face.
Of course, there is no such thing as not being able to pay the bills: will you put yourself in full view of the public when you are most humiliated?
Naturally, there are as many corners as there are.
Those who actually eat overlord meals will choose some relatively inconspicuous places to eat. At least it's a little more advantageous when running orders. What's more, the store hates eating overlord meals the most. If you choose to make trouble in a conspicuous place, you will undoubtedly double the offense of opening the shop, and it will be even more miserable when it is repaired!
But these two are different.
One of these two people is majestic and heroic, and the other is heroic, and they all recognized each other as big money at the beginning, and they both eat with a bold and open mind!
Such a person looks like a big high-roller, how can he eat overlord rice? So everyone doesn't think about it at all......
I didn't think that these two people had the same idea: to treat a small treat, although they eat happily, eat as much as possible, anyway, someone will pay for the bill......
So as soon as he came up, he occupied this table, and this move naturally attracted countless voices of admiration and envy: Look at people, two people have the ability to sit at the middle table.
The next act of ordering food attracted a series of envy and jealousy from the people around them: Nima! These two bastards are not ordinary rich people. A table of dishes is actually ordered with the best goods, is it not appropriate to take money, can you finish eating?......
Next, the dish came up, and the two showed the true colors of the most terrifying foodies. While others were shocked, they were already dumbfounded and whispered: I really have never seen a rich person eat like this......
Even if he meows a beggar from the street, he won't eat like this......
It's no wonder that the rich people are really economical when they eat, you don't see it, the plates they have eaten don't even need to be cleaned, and the light can be seen!
At this time, after eating and the two of them had their stomachs full, they saw that the two seemed to have said a few words, and they began to stare at each other, one was picking their teeth, and the other was also picking their teeth for a while.
But until now, no one has ever suspected that these two people actually have no money to settle the bill!--You dare to dress so brightly and be so well-dressed to run to the most haode position in the restaurant to be embarrassed?
Even the most skinny, cheeky person would never be able to do such a thing.
But what no one present expected was... Real ...... These two people really don't have any money!
Two hollow bigwig pavilions!
Although there was a reason for the incident, both of them were very sure that the other party must have the money to settle the bill and could enjoy the meal with peace of mind, which led to the most embarrassing scene, but the two of them had no money to settle the bill......
Now both of them were picking their teeth and chatting in a whisper, and the conversation was so elated, in fact, both of them were digging out their hearts to find a way: Nima, what can this do?
In order to show that everything is normal, the dinner is still going on, Chu Yang even beckoned for another pot of haode tea-damn, it's a shame to owe a hundred left and right, and it's still a shame to owe ten thousand, so it's better to just lose it completely.
"Hahahaha......" Chu Yang suddenly let out a loud long laugh, attracting everyone's attention: Why is this product so happy?
Teacher Mao shuddered even more: Dude, can't you be my own brother? If you don't have money, don't you laugh so arrogantly, don't you have to wait for the store to clean us up?......
"I said old man, how can you pay back the 10,000 Zixia coins you owe me?" Chu Yang looked at Teacher Mao and said, "Although it is the uncle who owes the debt now, but today I have invited you to eat such a big meal, you have owed me this money for five years, I was trying to make up enough money for you, but even the house is mortgaged, if you don't pay it back, I can only live in your house, do you really want to watch me sleep on the streets?!"
This thoughtless and thoughtless remark made the cat tired and stunned for a moment, and the simple cat teacher only felt dizzy in his head: "What did you say? Are you confused? When did I borrow your money?
"What did you say?!" Chu Yang glared and slapped the table: "To this day, do you still want to repay the debt?
The cat was greasy and wronged: "This is a big court, please be quiet...... I really didn't lend you money...... How did we know each other five years ago, I only met you today, what are you talking about?!"
Chu Yang screamed, in pain: "God, earth, have you ever seen such a shameless person? Borrowed me 10,000 Zixia coins! 10,000 Zixia coins, and now he said innocently that he didn't borrow it! Do you know that it is a large public? It actually makes me want to be quiet, you still want to save face...... You, you, you...... Are you still a human being? You said you only met me today? Yes, yes, I really only met you today! I only really knew you today, I was blind in the past, otherwise I would have lent you all my life savings!"
The cat was greasy, depressed and embarrassed, but he thought that Chu Yang was delirious because of the current predicament, and said in a low voice: "Brother, don't go crazy, let's still think of a way, things are man-made, money is a trivial matter, and the body is the most important ......"
Chu Yang glared at him fiercely, and shouted wildly: "A trivial matter?!You say that so much money is a trivial matter?!You are tired! You will give me a happy word today, will you still pay it back?"
Teacher Cat glared aggrieved to the extreme: "I didn't borrow it, what did you ask me to pay back, don't be like this, you are a sloppy, it's really a magic barrier......"
"The soul is light!" Chu Yang burst out: "If you don't pay back the money, I won't have a way to live, so I'll give you this life today! Who made me blind in the first place!"
Suddenly, there was a crisp sound, Chu Yang didn't know where to pull out a five-foot-long big knife, Ling Feng danced straight, a knife shiny, and slashed down towards the cat, shouting: "Shameless! I will kill you today!
Chu Yang's expression was aggrieved, disappointed, and angry, which was really realistic. (To be continued.) )