Cheng Biting Jin and his generals made a fuss in the whole Pingkangfang until midnight, and the Qinglou in Pingkangfang jumped up and down.

It's just that the son didn't find it in the end!

This result made Su Guogong very sad, could it be that his son had fallen into piao secret prostitution?

This is too shameless, too embarrassing for the Guogong Mansion, it seems that the third leg must be broken. But it's too late now, and there are too many secret prostitutes in Chang'an, and they will definitely not be found for a while. Tomorrow, let's say hello to the emperor first, and then it won't be so abrupt to break my son's third leg and send it to the palace!

Ay! Pity the hearts of parents all over the world! Su Guogong rubbed his eyebrows and returned to the Guogong Mansion.

There are no coincidental things in the world.

decided to break his youngest son's leg, not only Cheng Biting Jin. In Yongxingfang, which is separated by a street, Fang Qiao Fang Xuanling, who was the left servant of Shangshu at the time, is also the same. And this matter, Fang Shangshu has long wanted to do this, a certain civil official, his son is born five big and three rough, not to mention, he only likes to learn martial arts, does he not break his legs, and he has a bad heart?

That's all, after all, it's a son, and it's a big deal to be laughed at.

Broad is! This has not returned home for several days in the Qinglou at night, which has escalated from a tiger father and dog son to negligent discipline! Breaking a leg is such a thing, Fang Xiang feels that it is imperative.

Helplessly, yesterday the mouth leaked wind, and the matter of breaking his son's leg was heard by his wife. That night, Comrade Lao Fang was added with a big stick and carrots, and almost broke his old waist.

This made Fang Xiang, who was originally going to go to the Qinglou today to find his son and then break his leg, was powerless, and finally did not dare to implement it.

Yes, until this time, Fang Xiang didn't know, and he suspected that his second son who stayed in the Qinglou was no longer in Chang'an; General Cheng didn't know that he suspected that his third son, who was secretly prostituting, had already passed through Jinju at this time.

......

On the first day of the second lunar month, the long-lost warm sun shone on the land of Jinju, which added a little fun to the five dusty young people. The evergreen coniferous forest shines in the sun, and it is a rare sight to see from afar.

The horse's hooves landed rhythmically on the ground, popping.

On horseback, it turned out that it was the saddle that lifted the young man's buttocks, and all five horses were all!

It's just that the saddle made of solid wood and linen doesn't look delicate, and even a little rough.

The burlap was bulging, and it must have been filled with something.

Suddenly, a young man in a power suit with dark skin asked, "Shiro, what is in your skull, why did you come up with such a practical thing?" ”

Tang Shilang, who was walking at the forefront on horseback, did not reply, and this question was answered the afternoon before yesterday: I thought of it by chance!

This answer, the friends obviously don't believe it, let alone the partners, Tang Shilang's answer can't even fool himself.

It's just that there's no way not to be fooled, otherwise what should I do?

Tell your friends that there's a monster called the system in your brain?

Hey! Dude, let me pry your head open and get the monster out!

What kind of urine is the number of people behind him, it took Tang Laosi sixteen years, can he still figure it out?

Another burly boy on horseback saw that Tang Laosi didn't reply, and said, "That's it, Shiro, what do you have in your head, and how did you come up with the story of the monkey?" ”

When the burly Fang Lao Er asked, Tang Heshang did not answer.

The saddle is caused by the friction between the horse's back and some indescribable part, and it hurts, and even breaks the skin and bleeds.

The story of the monkey is naturally moved out of the brain. There's no way, it's too boring to rush, you have to give the big guy some motivation, otherwise the team will disperse if you can't go to the north.

Every day at noon and at night, I talk about a few rounds of monkeys, so that everyone is deeply addicted to monkeys, and coerce monkeys to make friends, how beautiful!

"Well, that's it, Shiro, your braincase, tsk!"

Another little friend lightly clamped the horse's belly, caught up in a few steps, and stared at Tang Shilang's skull.

Donald Laosi's body shook suddenly, his back was cold, and he flew out directly!

This was obviously not frightened by the curious eyes of his companions who wanted to peel off their brains, but the horse on the Tang River seemed to have stepped on something, and as soon as his left hoof limped, the Tang River fell off the horse's back.

I saw that the Tang River flew out more than a foot away at once, and the person rolled directly on the ground several times!

This freaks out the hell out of you!

"Phew!"

"Phew!"

"Phew!"

......

Four shouts of horses sounded, and then the companions jumped off their horses and ran up the Don River.

"Shiro, where did you fall?"

The fastest runner was Li Zhen, who arrived at Tang Heshang twice and asked with a concerned face.

"That's it, Shiro, what's the matter?"

In a word, the partners all ran to their side and asked with concern.

Tang Heshang lay on the ground and didn't get up, gasping for breath, he felt pain all over his body, as if he couldn't lift up a trace of strength.

After a long time, Tang Heshang grinned an ugly smile and said, "You can't die, the horse speed is relatively slow!" ”

"Whew! It's okay! ”

Fang Jun patted his chest, and said with a scared face: "I'm scared to death, if you fall to your death, I'll find someone to listen to the monkey!" ”

"You!"

Tang He was so angry that he almost didn't mention it in one breath, Lao Tzu fell like this, you are worried about the monkey?

"Fang Er, what did you say! Now that Shiro has fallen off his horse, you are still thinking about the monkey! Do you have a bit of a conscience? ”

Li Dexuan glared at Fang Er, and after some denunciation, he turned his head and smiled at Tang Heshang: "It's okay, right?" It doesn't affect the monkeys, right? ”

"I ......"

There is some depression on the Tang River! What kind of friends!

After taking a few deep breaths, Tang Heshang didn't give Cheng Chubi and Li Zhen a chance to ask the monkey about it, and said coldly: "Pull me up!" ”

"Oh, yes!"

Fang Jun hurriedly pulled Tang Heshang up, and said with a grin in his mouth: "If there is anything uncomfortable, you can say Ha, Shiro!" Let's find a Lang Zhong to show you, look at it, and then tell us about monkeys! ”

"Get out!"

Tang He took another breath of cold air, and the sentence "I still have a little conscience" that I wanted to spit out in my mouth was swallowed back directly!

Finally, Tang Heshang was still helped to the edge of the official road by his friends and checked.

"Tap, it hurts!"

"Dog's day, tap!"

"Li Zhen, you fucking light!"

"Fang Er, you immortal banban!"

Everyone pinched and kneaded there, making Tang Heshang's face very wonderful and painful!

Finally, in the midst of scolding, the partners finished checking.

The diagnosis is as follows!

There are many bruises on the body, and the palms are slightly broken......

In short, nothing is a big deal!

After resting for two quarters of an hour, the pain in Tang Heshang's body was finally relieved a lot, and he said to Fang Er: "Fang Jun, go and see how the horse is!" ”

"Good!"

Fang Erlang ran to the white horse that fell on the Tang River, and gently grabbed the horse's hooves to take a look.

Obediently, the horse's hooves have been worn out very much, no wonder they will lose their hooves when they are put aside by the small stones on the official road.