Chapter 29: Kung Fu
The daily shots are very funny, especially Zhang Yiming's exposure of half of his ass...
The charter lady scolded, was satisfied and ready to go upstairs, and then ran into Fa Ge.
"Hey, why did you buy porridge for so long?"
Fa Ge: "Aren't you buying this back?" I just helped an old woman cross the street! β
"And what are you doing here?"
"I'll see if there are any perverts peeking at people taking a bath! Aunt Six, is there a pervert peeking at you taking a bath? β
The sixth aunt who came out of the bathroom stretched out her hand and pointed at Brother Fa helplessly...
Fa Ge: "Na, Aunt Six, don't point fingers at you without evidence!" β
Fa Ge turned his head, revealing the lipstick mark left by Bucktooth Zhen on the right side of his face...
He didn't know it, and quibbled: "Neurotic, unfounded!" β
Honggu glared at the lipstick mark viciously!
At this time, Zhang Yiming was squatting on the ground and washing his half-washed head with gutter water, and suddenly Fa Ge pushed open the window on the second floor, his nose was blue and his face was swollen and he was beaten violently by Honggu, and he was thrown face to the square from the second floor.
The hustle and bustle around pauses...
A bunch of people stared at him, and Zhang Yiming, who was squatting next to him, picked up a bamboo and gently stabbed him twice...
Fa Ge waved his hand and muttered, "Don't make trouble..."
The onlookers walked away and continued their work.
Zhang Yiming's pants still didn't pull up, and continued to show half of his buttocks...
As soon as the camera turned, the white clouds fluttered in the sky, several children played football at the gate of the "pig cage walled city", suddenly the ball rolled into the distance, two people walked into the picture, the camera shone on the legs of this person, he stepped on the rolling football, and then very skillful tiptoe, stop the ball, the technique is very good...
Children: Uncle, can you teach us how to play football?
Someone: Still playing football?
One kick flattened the football, the other kicked to the side, and walked away...
Child: Woo... Wow...
In the crying, the camera turned, these two people were Bai Xiaofei and Feilong, the two of them stood at the gate of the "Pig Cage Walled City", wearing shabby clothes and a broken hat, but they were full of momentum!
Slowly walked in step by step...
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Xiaobai: Bird? The axe helps the eldest brother take a nap inside, the one who is not afraid of death takes a step forward!
All the occupants have taken a step forward...
Xiaobai was startled, but still pretended to be calm: Oh, that's not negotiable, okay, the rules of the rivers and lakes, heads-up, it's just one against one, no one wants to foul!
Emphasizing that you can't foul, I looked at the crowd and pointed with my hand...
"The aunt who took the green onion, come out!"
Qin Hailu walked out with a very kind expression...
"Why do you have such a fierce expression? I thought I could beat me, you, I let you punch me, hit me! β
Qin Hailu punched Xiaobai in the lower abdomen, and Xiaobai spit out a mouthful of blood...
"Big... Auntie, what are you doing? β
"I'm a ploughing drop!"
"Plough the field, plough the field well, you, go back to the field..."
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Xiaobai took out a cannon and lit it in a furnace: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet each other!" β
After finishing speaking, he threw it behind him, and with a 'bang', there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the background, and Xiaobai's voice was very unconfident...
"Wait for death, don't go, buy a coffin."
The camera turned to the gate of the "Pig Coop Walled City", a group of people came over, the first hat was broken with a big hole, and there were still traces of burnt hair, and when they turned their heads, it turned out to be the second leader of the Axe Gang - Lin Cod!
Cod: "Who threw the cannonball?" β
Xiaobai looked at him suspiciously, looked down at his chest, raised his head and said carefully: "My own person, big brother."
Pointing at Honggu, I don't know what to say, Lin Yu sat down with the charter wife, Honggu originally looked disdainful, and suddenly found that the two axes on the chest of the second master, although they were sweaty, did not fade, they were obviously tattoos, and her face slowly became gloomy...
The picture suddenly gathered dark clouds in the sky, as the second leader of the Axe Gang walked into the "Pig Cage Walled City", the shadow of the dark clouds covered all the residents of the Walled City Square, Honggu's face was a little stiff and slowly turned her head, reverted to her previous disdainful expression, and said to the residents standing in the square: What are you doing so much, it's raining, hurry up and go home to collect your clothes...
Cod: "Fat woman! β
Honggu paused for a moment, ran back to the room on the second floor in an instant, covered the quilt, and trembled...
The Axe Gang watched the charter woman rush to the second floor in a daze...
Zhang Yiming: "You also want to blackmail me, I'm not afraid!" β
Lin Hao sneered and pulled out a sharp axe from his back, pretended not to hear clearly, and stretched out his ears: "Huh? β
Zhang Yiming looked at the axe, hesitated, and still spoke: I...
Seeing Zhang Yiming talking, Lin Cod was about to chop over with an axe...
The picture is dark, there is a sound of collision in the background, and a few seconds later, Zhang Yiming is sweating profusely, but he is standing upright, and the second leader of the Axe Gang is gone, a trash can in the background is constantly shaking, and a pair of feet stretching out of it...
"Wow!"
The audience exclaimed!
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Lin Cod was lying in the garbage can foaming at the mouth, not far from dying, Peng Peng looked at him and sneered...
The camera pans to the Walled City Square, where Pink struggles to be pulled out, an elderly actress and a child next to her crying, and an Axe Gang member knocks open a bucket and pours the reddish liquid gasoline on her head and the child in her arms.
Older woman: "Don't..."
Brother Chen sighed, and his voice was very thin: "Who did it, I'll count three!" β
As he spoke, he played the lighter in his hand...
Pink hugged the child tightly and curled up in a ball...
Brother Chen: 1
Brother Chen: 2
No one admitted it, and without hesitation, he threw out a lighter at the two
The slow-motion lighter slowly flew towards Pink and the child, and suddenly the picture stretched out a hand and caught the lighter...
As soon as the camera pulled, it turned out to be Shi Xiaolong, he extinguished the lighter, and his face was very calm: "I did it!" β
The axe gang surrounded Shi Xiaolong with dozens of people, and Shi Xiaolong kicked over several big men with his legs, and then there was a scuffle...
Then Chen Jiafu and Dong Zhihua appeared...
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The action design of "Kung Fu" is not only Chen Jiafu alone, Xiaobai also invited the eighth master!
The lens of romantic gratitude, except for the eighth master, no one in the world can do it!
The Axe Gang provoked, and the three heroes shot;
The three of them fought against the pianist, and the violinist against the chartered in-laws;
the battle between the chartered in-laws and the fire cloud evil god;
Decisive battle against the Evil God of Fire Cloud.
Continuing the comic-style setting, the masters and martial arts in "Kung Fu" are different from the moves and styles that can be played by normal human cognition, it is close to the description of martial arts comics, and even more exaggerated.
In view of the characteristics of the moves themselves, Hong Fist, Tan Leg and Stick Technique are very realistically described in the film, and one move and one style are more clear.
Chen Jiafu himself is a disciple of Hongquan and is very proficient in realistic fighting!
Of course, when it comes to the performance of legendary kung fu such as qin sound, lion roar gong, Rulai divine palm, and toad gong, the movie greatly aggravates the elements of fiction and imagination.
Especially the lion's roar!
The script reads: "The violinist held the qin and waved his hand, and the sound of the qin sounded, and the powerful impact slammed into the opponent, just like a skeleton warrior holding a knife and slashing it fiercely." When they were defeated, this group of ugly and dark warriors slowly misted and dissipated until they were gone. As soon as the camera turned, the luthier was defeated. β
ββThe power of the originally invisible sound of the piano has been transformed into a tangible skeleton warrior, which is clear to the audience at a glance, and also increases the visual impact.
The airflow fluctuations caused by the power of the lion's roar are all made with special effects, and the effect is amazing!
Of course, the cost is not small!
These few fight scenes alone cost at least 80 million!
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"Big brother!"
"What a big brother! Do you have a sense of public morality? It's noisy and noisy! Neighbors don't have to sleep? People have to go to work tomorrow, get out..."
It is Sun Honglei who plays the role of the master of the Axe Gang, Xiaobai likes him very much, of course, when he was looking for him, he was a little apprehensive, after all, Sun Honglei is used to playing the eldest brother, I don't know if he is willing to accept such a role, but I didn't expect King Yan to agree, when filming, I stayed with Peng Peng to study how to act...
The younger brother looked at Fa Ge and Honggu in the car, and walked away with interest...
Master: "You scum! β
As he spoke, he took out a cigarette from his body and saluted the red girl next to him...
Honggu turned her head and posed Bruce Lee's classic pose to Brother Chen...
The axe gang left in a hurry, in the car, Peng Peng took out his cigar in fear, the master's lighter couldn't be hit, and suddenly it hit, burning Brother Chen's hair, and the master accidentally took Brother Chen's wine jug and poured it on Brother Chen's head, and the fire was even bigger...
The master hurriedly wanted to use the suit to cover the fire extinguishing, but he didn't expect the suit to burn too...
"Haha..."
The screening room burst into laughter...
"This paragraph, Peng Peng is really burning!"
Xiaobai suddenly opened his mouth and said to Zhou Liming, who was looking at him next to him.
ββ¦ Really burning your hair? β
"Yes!"
By the way, I added: "Shot five times!" β