Chapter 108: I undress with the woman

Qin Lang still didn't react, what's going on? Isn't it for me to make a poem to appease Miss Joe?

Why did it become Liu Xie's poem in such a short time?

This kid is a fart poem, except for being beaten and scolded every day, super endurance, and feeling good about himself, there are no other advantages.

Could it be that Big Joe and Little Joe have some abilities that outsiders don't know about, and can see a person's hidden abilities?

Could it be that Liu Xie has been hiding all along, and is actually pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

If that's the case,, this Liu Xie is amazing!

It's even more bearable than King Yue Goujian!

It's ...... Wait, then I'm a traverser, and these two girls can see it?

Qin Lang didn't dare to think about it, after all, even the system could exist, in the system space, there was still a snake in the wine gourd that Hua Tuo gave him, what else in this world didn't have it?

Otherwise, it can't be explained, Da Qiao, a high-quality girl, is so easy to fall?

Let's take a look at Liu Xie's poetic attainments.

You can also use this matter to test whether your kid is hiding clumsy!

Anyway, I'm going to take out a poem seriously and take a look at your Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, and your Liu Xie's reaction!

Qin Lang pondered and became more and more cautious.

Then you can only be more cautious, after all, he has been cheated by the ancients several times in the Three Kingdoms.

It's just that Qin Lang hasn't realized that as a modern person, even if he knows what the ancient environment is, he still can't really appreciate how deeply rooted the ancients are in this era.

Then naturally there is only cranky thinking and finding a plausible explanation.

"Qin Guanren, how is it?"

Liu Xie is angry, I've been squinting at you for a long time, you should give you a reaction!

Pretending to be forced is instinctive, even if the ancients didn't know the word pretending, they knew how to act like this.

But you have to cooperate with me, if you don't cooperate, how can I pretend to be forced to do this?

If you don't hurry, my eyes are about to pop out, and my neck is about to break!

"Why don't you ask Your Majesty to do it first?" Big Joe asked tentatively.

It's not good to be in such a stalemate, people are the Son of Heaven, and they always want to give face.

What's more, I still expect this son of heaven to be a poet and moving!

Xiao Qiao was a little impatient and said, "Then hurry up, don't delay!" ”

What good poem can a pig's head make?

Only Qin officials make people look forward to it, how can a person who is so proficient in music and music not understand poetry?

Hum...... What's wrong with the Son of Heaven, he is not a waste who is slept with by others every day!

At this moment, Xiao Qiao made up his mind, even if the poetry and literary attainments of this Qin official are not as good as the rhythm, he must think of a way to get the best of both worlds.

"Official, what do you think, you are talking!"

Liu Xie was even more impatient, inspiration had already surged like a tide, and it was even about to be vented.

But official, you speak, don't you know that I have long regarded you as someone who must be defeated?

You have long since become the second obsession in my heart to restore the authority of the Han family.

Today...... It is the beginning of me, which impresses the world!

At this moment, it is me, the hardest moment!

And it will definitely not be like last time, hard wrong time, hard wrong opportunity!

"Did this kid eat gunpowder?" Qin Lang was quite puzzled.

The wisdom of the ancients should not be underestimated, and there are Taoist priests who refine the pill every day, and maybe they can really refine the pill with a stimulant effect.

Liu Xie, this kid is hiding very deeply!

"Okay, you come first, let me see what you're capable of!" Qin Lang said.

"Yo, you're kind of reacting!" Liu Xie sneered.

Along the way, I learned the method of being an emperor from you, but I was beaten by you.

Now, it's time to make a complete turnaround!

I am like a fountain of thoughts, and my inspiration is like a wave......

Listen up!

"There are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and the iron pestle is sharpened into an embroidery needle.

The hall was full of 3,000 drunken guests, but none of them were bosom friends.

What are the feelings in the world, the goddess of bamboo forest stream play.

I undressed the woman and the woman, and the night wind tent was warm and jade. ”

Liu Xie was full of spirits, looked up at the sky, and was reluctant to come out of this poetry for a long time.

This poem can be described as the pinnacle of his life and the masterpiece of this life!

It's not just a feeling, it's also a painstaking feeling.

It's a poem that frightens ghosts and gods, and the rhyme moves the world!

Da Qiao was stunned.

Xiao Qiao began to grit his teeth, this is clearly playing hooligan again!

What is an iron pestle ground into an embroidery needle?

Are you grinding Dong Zhuo into a needle with those three thousand beauties? Are you grinding?

What else can you do but brag?

What does it mean to be drunk with 3,000 guests, but no one is a bosom friend?

Do you only look for your bosom friend in that drunken flower?

The next sentence is even more excessive, it's easy to say what the feelings in the world are, but this sentence of the goddess of bamboo forest stream opera, that is the teasing of Chiguoguo!

You are a genius, but you went to do that voyeuristic thing, and you were caught and beaten.

For this reason, everyone in Qin disdain to be with you, but you are still complacent about this matter, what kind of drama goddess?

This poem only has the word goddess, which complements each other, but in the vulgar verses, it is unbearable!

As for this last sentence, "I undress with the woman, and the night wind tent is warm and jade." ”

It's completely shameless with Chiguoguo!

Who undressed you?

Don't say that I haven't married you yet, and even if I do, I can't be praised in such a big way!

Where is the little woman's face still placed?

You, Liu Xie, are you really forcing me to hang on the beams?

Xiao Qiao stood there in a daze, his eyes blank, as if his soul had disappeared.

Liu Xie thought that Xiao Qiao was shocked, and laughed even more arrogantly, "Hahaha, I regard the world's talents as nothing, what does the girl think, the official...... What do you think? ”

"Don't say it, this kid is still a little level!" Qin Lang nodded, if this poem was placed in the heyday, if it was in the Qinglou and other Fengyue occasions, it would really be able to handle it.

But it's a bit silly to use it here!

You looked at Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao's arms by the stream, and people almost died in Mingzhi.

Now that you haven't gotten it yet, you are so teasing, do you really think that your identity as a down-and-out son of heaven can fool anyone?

In the history of the Three Kingdoms, after letting Sun Ce marry as a concubine, the child born by Da Qiao was set up as a concubine.

If it hadn't been for the misfortune too early, the successor of Soochow would not necessarily be Sun Quan.

After Xiao Qiao married Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu also fell in love, and the two respected each other like guests.

And Zhou Yu was willing to be angry for Xiao Qiao, confronted Cao Cao's millions of soldiers, and fought the famous Battle of Chibi through the ages!

Are these two women ordinary people?

Don't look at me, a hero who assassinates Dong, has a great reputation, can calm people, and shake all women in the world, but this is only one of the reasons!

We still have good looks!

What do you Liu Xie have?

You've got to go soft!

"I ...... I ......" Suddenly, Little Joe let out a cry of sorrow, "Sister, I'm going to kill this rascal!" ”