Chapter 856: Smashing the Field
East Wilderness, inn lobby.
The scorching sun scorched the earth, and the cicadas chirped incessantly, leaving the water monkeys soaking in the water, with only their heads above the water.
The townsfolk went home to rest, and the streets of the whole town were empty, except for a few in the inn.
It's too hot this day, even if I go back to take a nap, I can't sleep, Li Zheng simply drinks herbal tea at the inn with Uncle Shi, Pork Nine, and Blacksmith Senior High School.
The inn destroyed by the ice has long since recovered to its original state, and staying in the lobby is still as cool as in previous years.
A few people were talking one after another, and suddenly, footsteps sounded upstairs.
They looked up and saw the usually steady willow girl running down the wooden ladder in a panic.
I was behind the counter with Hu Muyuanqing, and I raised my head and looked at Liu Liu in surprise, "What's going on?"
"Big deal, big deal. Liu Liu said excitedly.
"What, isn't someone calling again?" Hu Muyuan stood up, "Don't be afraid, there is this word." ”
"Yes, don't be afraid. A few of them also said.
This word can kill the river god Bingyi with a sword, and what else is terrible.
"What, it's a great event. Liu Liu stood up and said.
"You're getting married. Hu Muyuan said and arched his hand, "Congratulations, congratulations, but don't you be able to continue the offspring by inserting a wicker?"
"Don't joke. Liu Liu said in annoyance, and the strange one also kicked Hu Mu far away.
"It's the shopkeeper, no, the lord of the city, I'm glad. Liu Liu said happily.
"Really!" Strange walked out of the counter and looked at Liu Liu in surprise.
"Of course it's true, the shopkeeper specially asked me to tell everyone, and let us celebrate and celebrate. Liu Liu said.
"It's to celebrate. "I went tell the villagers." ”
Wei Zai also got busy, and asked Hu Mu to go far to grind tofu and slaughter a duck by the way.
"Don't let me go, those ducks are jealous of my prosperous appearance for a day and a half. "Mother Hu is far away.
"I'll go. The mud scholar ran in from the backyard.
"Don't, I'm coming, how can I work hard for the lady. "The entangled clay scholar of Gusu City Lord followed up.
This guy is also a coward, and he hasn't come to the door since he knew the inn was in trouble.
As soon as Bingyi went, he immediately came to entangle the mud scholar.
Crazy generally, he doesn't care if the mud scholar is a man, and he firmly thinks that he is a dead lady.
"Forget it, it's better for Hu Mu to go away. Commander Liu Liu, "You go to Yangzhou quickly and tell the good news to Lord Yu and the people from the City Lord's Mansion." ”
The mud scholar couldn't ask for it, so he immediately climbed on the thunder dragon, ignored the city lord of Gusu, and went straight to Yangzhou City.
When Yu Shiyu received the news, she looked incredulous: "What did you say?
The mud scholar nodded, "That's right, Childe is celebrating in the middle of the wilderness." ”
Yu Shiyu couldn't close her mouth, "Yu Sheng is just a hairy boy, and he is actually going to be a father? ”
She has lived for thousands of years, and now she is still single.
"It's not young, many people are already having children at his age. Aunt Wang next to her said with a smile.
"I'm actually going to be an aunt?" Yu Shiyu, a thousand-year-old single dog, still felt incredible.
......
In the wilderness, in front of the restaurant.
All the guests have been seated, and the demons are in full swing, and they are full of praise for the appetizers in the restaurant.
It may not be as peculiar as human flesh, but it definitely doesn't taste bad.
The city lord was helped by the witch doctor and the girl to go to the Demon Qi Pavilion to rest, and Yu Sheng walked past the tables with a glass of wine and happily toasted to everyone.
Ye Zigao and Fu Nan accompanied him, and listened to Yu Sheng: "Hey, I'm still a child, why do you say you become a father?"
After saying this, he didn't forget to glance at Ye Zigao and Fu Yan, and clearly said it to them.
When he thought that he was about to be twice as old as the rest of his life, he couldn't help but feel ashamed.
Ye Zigao rolled his eyes and said, "Don't look at you as a father now, don't forget, your daughter was born three years later." ”
"By then, uh-huh", Ye Zigao's nose said disdainfully, "My daughter will be playing soy sauce." ”
"You?" Yu Sheng glanced back at him.
"I'd rather believe that you will have a noble son early than that you can find a daughter-in-law who will give birth to you a daughter. ”
"Hey, you don't look down on people!" Ye Zigao was unconvinced.
Fu Nan also nodded, "Yes, don't look down on people, why do you give birth to a daughter, I will give birth to a son!"
"I want to have a daughter, too!"
"You don't join in the fun, and you don't look at your IQ, what if your daughter is deceived by someone like me in the future?" Ye Zigao persuaded him.
"You're overestimating yourself. Yu Sheng said that he didn't cheat on a girl, and he was embarrassed to brag.
Ye Zigao ignored him and continued to persuade the rich, "Look at yourself again, what if your daughter is like you?"
"You don't look like a shopkeeper..."
"Hey, that's right. The rest of his life couldn't wait to interrupt Ye Gao and agreed.
He thinks that he is dignified and the jade tree is in the wind.
"Although the shopkeeper is bad, he can't stand the fact that the city lord is the first beauty in the Eastern Wilderness and the Central Plains, how can he make up for it. ”
Ye Zigao's words made the smile that had just bloomed for the rest of his life disappear immediately.
"Your uncle", Yu Sheng glared at him, "What's wrong with my appearance?"
"Not much, not much. Ye Zigao smiled and retreated, "Thanks to your mother, you have a doll kiss for you, otherwise..."
"Otherwise, I'll kick you..."Yu Sheng took a step forward, and Ye Zigao turned around and fled.
Yu Sheng turned around and comforted Fu Yan, "Don't listen to this nonsense, your daughter's IQ must be higher than yours." ”
Although this is awkward to hear, Fu Yan feels very relieved.
Until the rest of his life later in the sentence, "Because I can't find a child with a lower IQ than you." ”
"Your uncle!" Fu Nan scolded, and told the rest of his life and the leaves who came up again: "I don't care, I must have a daughter." ”
"We can't be sexual. Yu Sheng said seriously, "It's the same for boys and girls." ”
"No, no", Fu Nan shook his head, "Shopkeeper, I'm not discriminating." ”
"Look, if you give birth to a girl, you can marry it directly, and you don't need to prepare anything, but give birth to a son..."
Fu Yan finally shook off his shirt, signaled the breeze on his sleeves, and concluded: "With my current salary, I can't afford to support it." ”
Seeing the worried face of the rich for the rest of his life, he felt a little unbearable, "Blame me, blame me, everyone's wages are too low." ”
"So," Yu Sheng groaned slightly, "I decide, all of us, that our wages will be increased fivefold." ”
Five times the rich! The rich and difficult to freeze in place, feeling incredible, this salary is very high.
Before he came back to his senses, there was a demon over there who toasted to the rest of his life, and the rest of his life passed.
Ye Zigao leaned over and patted Fu Nan's shoulder, "Okay, little difficulty, I have spent so much effort to make the shopkeeper's salary increase unsuccessful, you can do it in a few words." Who the fuck said you have a low IQ, it's just fucking blind..."
Fu Nan glanced at him, "Well, your mother gave birth to you, it's really blind." ”
As soon as Yu Sheng finished toasting, he suddenly heard the monsters exclaim, and when he looked back, he saw a stone slab falling into the sky and falling straight to the demons.
The monsters panicked and made a demon flip on their backs, but it was too late to dodge.
At this moment, an ink shadow appeared out of thin air, and a sword was pointed on the stone slab.
The slate turned to powder in an instant, and the ink shadow dissipated like smoke.
"Shopkeeper Yu, Nanhuang is here to congratulate you on your happy son. "Someone in the head is talking.
Yu Sheng looked up and saw a bewitching goblin standing on the roof of the restaurant.
To her left stood a dark, masked, coal-swallowing man, and on her right stood a man in a brocade robe, as well as the leader of the birdmen she had ever seen.
There is another one who can't see, but the pig god knows, and this transparent little man is standing on the right and left of the female goblin.
The pig god gloated, the dog bit the dog's mouthful, and he happened to watch the excitement.
"The people of the King of the Southern Wilderness are so uneducated? My aunt is not strict under his control. Yu Sheng held the wine glass and said shamelessly.
This trick is called taking the lead.