Chapter 378: If the Eldest Sun Officials Want to See a Doctor, Come Over by Yourself (Ask for Subscriptions and Tickets)
Cheng Chubi, who was playing a casual and entertaining chess and card game with the two loyal servants, heard the shouting outside the courtyard gate.
I could only stretch my waist and throw back the cards I had just touched a few cards.
Cheng Ji hurriedly put away the bamboo card, while Cheng Li rushed over to open the door.
After a lot of effort, the tall and heroic Cheng Saburo stood on the steps outside the house and returned the salute to the two medical orders that came in a row.
"The two doctors are invited to hurry up, what kind of wind blew the two of you to me today?"
"We didn't disturb Cheng Taichang to rest, did we?" Wang Yiling said with a smile.
"Not really, please...... Cheng Ji was stunned, and gave the two doctors a bowl of mung bean soup to cool off. ”
"This is brought by Cheng from home, but unfortunately there is no ice here, it is not very cold, and the two of them will be one or two."
Doctor Wang, who was running back and forth along the way, was really hot, and after a mouthful of cool mung bean soup, the whole person was so happy that his eyes narrowed.
"It's still too often that Cheng knows how to enjoy it, this thing is really good."
"Today, this official and Doctor Zhang ordered this to come to find Cheng Taichang, for one thing, I don't know if Cheng Taichang can know that it is not good?"
"After the disadvantage?" Cheng Chubi looked at Wang Yiling with a confused expression. "You're telling me the name of the disease?"
"Yes, isn't it because Cheng hasn't heard of it too often?" Wang Yiling's face couldn't help but flash a hint of disappointment.
Cheng Chubi saw Wang Yiling's expression, and was immediately unhappy, what do you mean? You give me a puzzling name for the disease.
I'm not a big guy who studied Chinese medicine, and besides, the names of many diseases in Chinese medicine in later generations will be different from those in ancient times.
"Wang Yiling, you ...... Don't tell me the name of the disease, just tell me what the patient is. ”
Zhang Yiling thought about it, and pointed to the bottom: "It's just that you can't get out of the back......"
He is also a veteran driver who has studied medicine for decades, and when it comes to the illness of the next three roads, he will be a little embarrassed.
Cheng Chubi suddenly understood, and his expression suddenly became serious. "You mean the patient can't poop, right? But there are other symptoms......"
"For example, abdominal pain is like strangulation, and does he vomit, and in addition, can there be gas in the anus?"
Wang Yiling heard the symptoms described by Cheng Chubi's spittle, and couldn't help but have a glimmer of hope in his heart, it seems that Cheng Taichang also has a lot of research on abdominal diseases.
"Cheng Taichang, the kind you said, it should be Guan Ge, or intestinal knots."
"This ...... This patient doesn't have this, he has Yang Ming disease, by the way, there is another disease called anal plug ......"
"Anal plug?!" Cheng Chubi gasped, his eyes widened like copper bells. it! I can't imagine that there were people who had such a good time in ancient times.
"You mean, this patient stuffed something into his cheek and blocked it?"
“???” The faces of Wang and Zhang turned black directly into the bottom of the iron pot that had been fried for three years with dried fish.
God took something out of his way to block his own eyes. If Uncle Changsun heard this, it would be strange if he didn't blow up Mao.
Doctor Wang ordered his hand to quickly cover his heart. "Cheng Taichang doesn't want to talk nonsense, this is too offensive."
Zhang Yiling, who was already scared out of a cold sweat, was no better, and hurriedly agreed.
"That anal plug is from the statement in "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases"......"
"I understand, I understand what you mean, there is a person who has a dry stool and can't pull it out, right?"
The two doctors breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes, that's exactly what it means."
"This disease, in Cheng's opinion, should be called stool."
Doctor Zhang's eyes lit up, and he bowed to Cheng Chubi very convincingly.
"Hey, it seems that there is such a title, but it is not called stool secretion, but stool secretion......
"......" Cheng Chubi thought about it, hey, this name is really a special image of a mother." Is there another name for gonorrhea with an enlarged prostate? ”
"It is this reason, the old man also remembered that if the urine is not smooth, it is called urine, and if the stool is not smooth, it is called ...... stool."
Seeing this old man shaking his head in front of him, dragging the text and talking about urine and, Cheng Chubi was directly unhappy.
"Two, let's stop talking about this excrement for now, let's talk about something practical."
Wang Yiling nodded, and smiled and bowed to Cheng Chubi. Cheng Laosan, this kid has a bad temper, so it's better to follow his wishes.
"Good, good...... Dare to be too often, do you have a way to treat it, can this disease be operated? ”
"Surgery?" Cheng Chubi was directly happy. "This disease doesn't need surgery at all, it's very simple, and if you have an ordinary stool, you can solve it with Kaiserlu."
"If it's a severe stool, then you have to implement some more complicated methods."
"What is it in Kayseru, and why haven't we heard of it?" Zhang Yiling couldn't help but chase after Kedao.
I can't help but secretly feel that I was touched by the double-eyelid pig at the beginning, and then I began to aspire to fatten pigs.
Nowadays, they are all fat and big-eared, fat and strong. For medical research, as well as to improve and enrich the food culture of Datang.
It's time for them to sacrifice their flesh for contribution. Cheng Chubi waved his hand confidently and said proudly.
"That's a drug I'm working on, and in short, it's absolutely invincible against ordinary stools."
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"Can you really fix it?" Wang Yiling couldn't help but say again.
"Cheng has never said anything about water in medicine."
Cheng Chubi's eyes were like electricity, sweeping over these two excellent doctors of the Tang Dynasty, and he said very confidently.
In this era, no one knows more about stool secretion than me, no one.
Wang Yiling breathed a long sigh of relief and sighed with a smile.
"Then the old man is relieved, it seems that Zhao Guogong's illness is finally saved......"
"Yes, that's exactly what happened." Zhang Yiling also stood up with an excited face. "Cheng Taichang, why don't we accompany you to the Zhao Guogong Mansion?"
"Zhao Guogong ......" Cheng Chubi smashed his mouth, and the corners of his eyes were raised. Are you talking about the queen's brother, the grandson of the prince of Zhao State? ”
"Yes, it's the eldest grandson." Zhang Yiling nodded and smiled with satisfaction.
It is a good thing that the Imperial Physician Department can solve the illness of the eldest grandson's ministry, and it can make a sense of existence in front of this high-ranking and powerful person.
"He's got the stool, isn't he?" Cheng Chubi's buttocks, which had been raised, sat back again.
"I'm sorry, this official is the order of the Imperial Physician Department, his official duties are really busy, and it is really inconvenient to leave the Imperial Physician's Department, if he wants to see a doctor, come by himself."
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