Chapter 513: Wangmei Quenches Thirst

Zhu Dewang couldn't help but say: "But you also need to drink water to cheer up?" ”

Gu Bao smiled slightly, "I don't know Lord Pig, have you heard such a story?" ”

Zhu Dewang was unhappy, Nima, he just didn't want to give water.

And you don't say any story, how do I know what the story is?

At the moment, he could only say patiently: "I don't know which story the horse master is telling?" ”

Gu Baodao: "It's Commander Cao's sister who quenches her thirst, I think Lord Pig has also heard of it, right?" ”

Zhu Dewang said: "Sister Wang's thirst? ”

Gu Baodao: "Yes, it is said that when Cao Tong led the troops on a long-distance march, the soldiers were very drunk, and Cao Tong said: 'There is a green building in front, and there are many beautiful women in it, which can be sweet and salty, and can be prostituted for nothing. When the soldiers heard this, their mouths drooled, and they were not thirsty for a while. ”

The corners of Zhu Dewang's mouth twitched, and he said, "Isn't this Wangmei quenching your thirst?" How did you become a sister to quench your thirst? ”

"By the way, isn't this Cao Agui? How did you become Cao Yiman? ”

Gu Bao shook his head and said, "Wangmei quenches her thirst is Cao Apu, and Wangmei quenches her thirst is Cao Yiman!" ”

Zhu Dewang was dumbfounded and said, "Is this my frowning and not clear?" ”

Gu Bao sighed: "Lord Pig is too busy. Otherwise, you must have heard the legend of General Cao's sister to quench her thirst. ”

Zhu Dewang was for a while, and he really couldn't tell whether what she said was true or false.

Gu Bao said again: "Lord Pig, so thirst is not a problem, the problem is that it does not stimulate everyone, as long as the stimulation is enough, the saliva is enough for them to drink, and it is guaranteed to hold on to victory!" ”

Zhu Dewang's face turned cold, no matter how stupid he was, he knew that Gu Bao was playing tricks on himself.

Seeing Gu Bao take another sip of water, Zhu Dewang asked directly: "Master Horse, you still have three bags of water, I don't know if you can share a little with me?" ”

Gu Bao hurriedly shrank the water bag back, "Lord Pig, don't do this, you can give it to you, but what about the other brothers?" I can't choose one over the other, can I? ”

Zhu Dewang said without being salty: "I'm just thirsty and want to drink water, and it has nothing to do with others." ”

Gu Bao hurriedly shook his head and said, "I am not satisfied with Lord Pig, I think if I give it, I will give it." If I don't give it, I can't give any of it. Otherwise, this is detrimental to my principles of life! ”

Zhu Dewang was anxious and said, "They are just ordinary guards, how can they compare with me?" Master Ma, hurry up and give me water to drink, otherwise where I am thirsty, it will affect the conversation with Tubo, which is not good. ”

Gu Baopi said with a smile: "I'm really embarrassed, Lord Pig, in my eyes, you are no different from those guards, or even inferior to them." You think I don't give them water, so why should I give you water? ”

"Gu Bao!"

Zhu Dewang said angrily: "Do you want to be angry with me? ”

Gu Bao waved his hand, "Lord Pig, you really misunderstood, I'm not targeting you!" I just just think that everyone is equal. As for these three bags of water, everyone else has an opinion on who to give them, so it is better not to give one of them. ”

"You, you're unreasonable!" Zhu Dewang said: "You don't give me water to drink now, be careful that I go back and tell Your Majesty!" ”

Gu Bao laughed, "Lord Pig, you are really funny, this is my own water, why should I give it to you?" Besides, I'm not enough myself. You're thick-skinned. ”

In the end, Zhu Dewang was angry with Gu Bao and left.

Gu Bao looked at his back and only felt very relieved!

"Damn, I should have torn my face with you a long time ago, and I will pretend to be garlic all day long, now look at how you pretend, Lao Tzu is thirsty to death for you!"

However, Gu Bao also knew that the water shortage was too serious, and he was afraid that it would be very difficult at the moment.

There are still two days to go, out of the desert, and there will be water immediately.

He frowned.

walked up to Changsun Chong and said, "How much water do you kid have?" ”

"One more point."

The eldest grandson glanced at him, he was weak and looked extremely unenergetic.

"You go to the two guards and take down my two bags of water and divide them."

The eldest grandson rushed and said busily: "Brother Bao, are you serious?" ”

Gu Baodao: "Naturally, it's serious, it really can't be true." Hurry up and go. But don't give Cao Yiman, and that pig, forget it, you go and call someone first. Anyway, each person gets a little bit, so many people, there is not much to share. ”

They are all large water bags, but there are too many people, and Gu Bao doesn't know how much to give per person.

He didn't want to give it, this group of turtle grandsons, they can drink not a drop of water, but now that they give a little, it is estimated that they will have to drink it all when they turn around.

Soon two guards approached.

Gu Bao took out two bags of water, "No, this is my treasure, it's only a little bit, go see whose water is gone." Pour a little bit of everything, pour as much as you can yourself, and try to have no one to do. ”

The guard officer hurriedly said, "Thank you, Master Horse!" ”

Gu Bao smiled: "Don't thank me, in fact, I don't want to give, but I don't want them all to die here." ”

The guard officer smiled.

Gu Bao said again: "Remember, this water is the last water, no one is allowed to drink it casually, until the last moment, if you drink it casually, there will be no hope at that time, and you will die of thirst here, you can't blame me!" ”

"Definitely, definitely!"

The two guards picked up the water bags and left, and began to distribute water.

The news quickly reached the ears of Cao Yiman and Zhu Dewang.

"This Gu Bao!"

Cao Yi said angrily: "Actually buying people's hearts at this time!" ”

Zhu Dewang's mouth was dry, but he didn't even bother to speak.

The crowd continued on, and after an unknown amount of time, the two guards finally walked up to them.

The two hurriedly opened the water bladder.

Who knew that the two guard officers actually walked past them with a dry smile.

"What do you mean?"

Cao Yiman's temper was hot, and he immediately rushed up, and his eyebrows were cold!

The guard officer hurriedly said: "Commander Cao, it's not that we don't give it, it's that the master of the horse has ordered it, saying that you two don't give it, saying that you are everyone's spiritual pillar, and you can hold on for a longer time, so let's give the water to the people who need it." ”

Cao Yiman went to grab water with his head and face, "Lao Tzu is dying of thirst." Hurry up and give me the water. ”

The guard took two steps back, "Commander Cao, can you embarrass me, Master Ma knows that we won't have any water to drink." ”

Cao Yiman stepped forward again and scolded: "If you know a fart, hurry up and give it to Lao Tzu." ”

The guard officer stepped back again, pointed behind him and said, "It's really going to know, don't believe you to see for yourself." ”

Cao Yiman hurriedly turned around, and sure enough, he saw that not far away, Gu Bao was looking around!

"Gu Bao!"

Cao Yi said angrily: "Lao Tzu and you are incompatible!" ”

Seeing that everyone was distributed with water, although it was not much, Zhu Dewang and Cao Yiman did not get it at all.

Both were half dead in anger.

"Master Zhu, you can't do this." Cao Yiman frowned.