Chapter 336: Military Prestige
If a woman's vanity lies in materialism, then a man's vanity lies in a woman.
Especially in front of the same sex, no matter how barren and pitiful your experience is, you must show that you have eaten and seen it, and if your acting skills are real enough, in theory, women all over the world have a leg with you.
The identity of a virgin, oh, does not exist.
Bragging doesn't have to pay taxes, of course, there is no actual benefit to yourself, and the reason why men do this is to meet their psychological needs.
There are usually two kinds of men's needs, the first is the need for mating, when meeting the woman he likes, the naïve man will fight and make her angry, and the mature man will suddenly talk eloquently, and will inadvertently show his economic strength, don't think about it, they are all for mating, which is the nature of animal reproduction, like a male peacock opening the screen, uncontrollable.
The second is same-sex worship, using all kinds of cowhides to enhance their own value and experience in front of the same sex, so that the same sex has an unattainable sense of class and inferiority, and the purpose of cracking down on the same sex is to reduce the competition when pursuing the opposite sex, yes, or to compete for the right to mate.
Therefore, thousands of years later, many people say that men are animals that think in the lower half of their bodies, and from the perspective of animal nature, this sentence is true.
Gu Qing is a human being in two lives, but after all, he is also a man, and a man cannot get rid of animal nature.
It is a great shame not to have tasted a woman, and it must not be admitted.
Feng Yu's eyes will be suspicious, this guy is not very old, but he has a lot of eyes, he looks lively and outgoing, but in fact he is very suspicious, like a cunning little fox.
"Since Brother Gu has tasted the taste of a woman, then let me ask you, which of a woman's clothes is from the dress to the skirt to the undershirt, which one to solve first, and then which one?" Feng Yu asked aggressively.
Gu Qing was shocked, what a fresh and refined question!
The question was asked well, and Gu Qing chose to remove a wrong answer. The undershirt must be worn inside, so it will definitely not be solved first, but which one to choose, the belt or the skirt? Besides, this is likely to be a trap question, both options are not right, the solution must first start from the questioner's thinking, Feng Yu, this kid has a bad stomach, obviously he will not put the correct answer in front of him so easily.
In the face of tens of thousands of enemy soldiers, Gu Houye, who did not change his face, was a little panicked at this time, and there was a kind of panic of taking the college entrance examination and encountering a big question that exceeded the outline.
The two looked at each other and were silent with each other.
Han Jie, who was standing behind him, finally came out to relieve the siege, took a step forward, and said coldly: "The woman who spends a good night with my Hou Ye has always taken the initiative to untie her clothes, and she is ready to pick up the jade body, what a noble identity the Hou Ye is, how can he deign to untie a woman's clothes?" ”
Gu Qing was startled again, then his eyes moistened, he pursed his lips and cast a grateful glance at Han Jie, and then nodded heavily: "Exactly!" ”
Feng Yu finally admired Gu Qing.
"Brother Gu...... What a role model for my generation! ”
Gu Qing looked at the sky arrogantly, drawing his sword and looking around at a daze.
Duan Wuji on the side really couldn't stand it, the eldest husband ruled the country and leveled the world, what did he always mention women?
"Master Hou, the way students observe the drills of the Anxi Army is completely different from other armies, what is the use of these so-called 'obstacles', 'climbing walls' and 'horizontal bars'? The students were puzzled. ”
Gu Qing glanced at him and said to Han Jie, "You go and explain to him." ”
After speaking, he dragged Feng Yu over, Gu Qing smiled and said, "Come, let's continue to talk about women, I'll teach you what it means to be 'uncensored in your heart'......"
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Duan Wuji was still observing, observing everything in Anxi, especially Gu Qing.
A commander can give a soul to an army, whether it's mediocre or brilliant. During the Han Dynasty, Huo Qubing was sick and sealed the wolf Juxu, and led the light cavalry to break through the Hun royal court, but when he was marching, Huo Qubing never shared weal and woe with the soldiers, the soldiers ate military food, Huo Qubing ate beef and mutton, and did not care about the cohesion of the army.
However, such an army of soldiers who could not share weal and sorrow had played a strong man who had been glorious through the ages, and the prestige of the Han Dynasty spread far and wide.
Duan Wuji was observing, and he was also thinking, he had been thinking about whether the so-called soldiers sharing weal and woe was necessary, and what was the cohesion of the army?
These days in the camp of the Anxi Army, Duan Wuji has seen a lot of phenomena that he can't understand.
For example, Gu Qing's prestige in the Anxi Army.
Following Gu Qing and walking anywhere in the Anxi Army camp, every soldier would salute respectfully when he met Gu Qing, and then consciously avoided the side, keeping a bowed posture until Gu Qing and his guards walked away.
The quarrel between the two generals in the camp had reached the point of drawing swords and killing each other, Gu Qing's arrival made them immediately reinstate, and the atmosphere that was about to erupt instantly became sincere and fearful, and they honestly bowed their heads in front of Gu Qing and admitted their mistakes.
Gu Qing's way of dealing with it was quite unexpected, not only did he not scold and stop it, but instead fanned the flames with a smile, let them continue to fight, kill without violating military law, those who are alive can receive two military salaries, and those who are dead will be given pensions, no matter how he instigates, the two generals did not dare to move as if they had been struck by Gu, Duan Wuji even saw the cold sweat that slipped quietly on their faces.
For example, Gu Qing ordered the drums to gather the generals to discuss the matter, and the generals in the handsome tent quarreled endlessly around the sand table and the map, and when the quarrel reached a fierce place, Gu Qing only swept a faint look, and the handsome tent instantly became as silent as death, and no one dared to squeak anymore.
Only on the school field, the whole army is regardless of size and official position, on the school field, an ordinary soldier dares to mercilessly laugh at Gu Qing's clumsy training posture and achievements, Gu Qing and the generals never get angry and scold, but shrug their shoulders indifferently, the ridicule is harsh, Gu Qing will also run a few steps, kick at the man, and then continue to practice.
This is the atmosphere of the Anxi Army camp, it seems that there is no such strict class division, and there are no strict rules and military laws, Duan Wuji even feels that the soldiers are not very serious, and they are all giggling during the drill, it is hard to imagine that such an army actually annihilated 20,000 people in Tubo.
If the commander can give the army a soul, then where is Gu Qing's charm?
Prestige can't be seen or touched, but it can be really felt, Duan Wuji can see that the soldiers are wholeheartedly supporting Gu Qing, Gu Qing's prestige in the army is unparalleled, what did he rely on to get prestige? Is it a military exploit, or an official title?
After only a few days in Anxi, Duan Wuji found that he couldn't understand many places, but he was extremely glad that he had made the right decision in the first place.
It was right to insist on coming to Anxi to assist Gu Qing, here, he would definitely be able to learn a lot of things that could not be learned in books, and Gu Qing and this Anxi army could also answer many of his doubts.
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Fuzhi Inn.
Gu Qing buried his head in carefully picking out a green vegetable with chopsticks, glanced at it with disgust, and then threw it on the table and continued to pick and choose.
A bowl of dough is covered with a few slices of thinly cut fatty meat, the meat is marinated with spices, and then steamed in the pot, the steamed taste is rich and tangy, the dough is made of the wheat in Guanzhong milled into powder, after being cooked in water, a small scoop of boiling oil is poured on it, and the aroma of stinging smoke is pervasive.
There is meat and noodles, but it is a bit unsightly to cover it with a few soft wilting green vegetables, Gu Qing is a picky eater, only eats meat, and does not like to eat green vegetables.
After all, people who have laxatives to protect their bodies don't care about constipation.
"Your state today is very substandard, go back and write a review to me, more than 3,000 words." Gu Qing said while picking out the green vegetables.
Huangfu Sisi rolled her eyes and looked at Gu Qing picking out the green vegetables she had carefully prepared, she was very angry and didn't dare to show it, she had gradually figured out Gu Qing's pulse after a long time of getting along, and there seemed to be no difference between a man and a woman in this guy's eyes.
Most men will restrain their temper when they see beautiful women, especially the bad side, they will hide it well, and they all have a good temperament and character, the so-called "fair lady, gentleman is good", what does a gentleman look like when he is a lady? Of course, it is suave and polite, whether it is real or pretended, at least people are willing to pretend.
But Gu Qing is different, since he met Huangfu Sisi, he has shown his true nature, sometimes it is funny, sometimes it is very bad, it makes people angry and angry, and it also makes people laugh when they think about it.
A man has the ability to make a woman cry and laugh, but he has actually captured her heart.
"The concubine took a lot of effort to buy a little sun-dried green vegetables from the merchant from Guanzhong, and she was reluctant to eat it, so she specially left it for Hou Ye, but Hou Ye didn't appreciate it......" Huangfu Sisi pouted, showing a look of grievance.
"Of course I don't appreciate it, woman, you are challenging my patience......" Gu Qing pointed at her with chopsticks and said, "Next time I find out that you put these messy things aside, I will take you to prison and let you live a quiet life for a few days." ”
Huangfu Sisi grinned: "Master Hou, you are so funny, I don't believe you really know how to ......"
Before he finished speaking, Huangfu Sisi suddenly froze.
She suddenly realized that with Gu Qing's temper and character, he really would.
This guy never knew what it meant to be merciful, men and women were treated equally in his eyes, the only difference was whether they were dead or alive.
Youyou sighed, and the emperor thought about it: "Master Hou once said, you have a fiancée? ”
Gu Qing finally smiled: "Of course there is, and there is more than one." ”
Huangfu Sisi was full of disbelief, this dog temper can actually have a fiancée?
"Bought it, right?" Huangfu Sisi asked tentatively.
Gu Qing suddenly fell into deep thought.
What he pondered was how much malice was contained in Huangfu Sisi's words.
"Hmmm......"
"What do you mean, Master Hou?"
"Well, it means, what you said just now is very rude, so you have to pay the price for your faux pastime, the price is to squat in prison for half a day......" Gu Qing bared his teeth and smiled at her: "Come on and die, I will give you cash in after three days, and the three-day luxury tour of the Anxi Duhufu Prison is waiting for you." ”
Huangfu Sisi was dumbfounded: "Master Hou...... Don't make a fuss. ”
Gu Qing's expression was calm: "I won't mess with you about this matter." ”
Huangfu Sisi could see from his expression that he was serious.
So he hurriedly softened: "Master Hou, the concubine knows that she is wrong, and she won't dare next time." ”
Gu Qing smiled again: "It's your business whether you dare next time, I said that it will be cashed out in three days." ”
Huangfu Sisi blinked quickly: "Master Hou, the concubine is willing to make a consequence of her crimes, the news that Tianshan Snow Lotus can cure women's diseases has been released, and two more Tubo businessmen came to the inn yesterday to ask the concubine about the government's purchase of medicinal materials......"
Chu Chu looked at Gu Qing pitifully, and Huangfu Sisi said aggrievedly: "This news...... Can you atone? ”