Chapter 285 I said that I would cut my neck for the rest of my life, but you stabbed Lao Tzu with a knife (ask for a subscription ticket)

"Uncle, let's stop talking about birds first, let's talk about your dog first."

Cheng Chubi felt that he would not change the topic again, and this excited Uncle Li would be able to talk about birds all night.

Li Keshi finally thought of the purpose of asking his son to invite Cheng Chubi over, and after inviting the two juniors to sit down, he asked about the situation of the black charm with concern.

After listening to Cheng Chubi's words, the black charm can still be saved, Li Keshi couldn't help but be overjoyed, and immediately nodded in agreement.

Let Cheng Chubi draw space, so he came over to operate on his dog.

Just rest assured and boldly operate on his dog, even if it can't be cured, it's fine.

It's a big deal to let this black charm with an extremely good bloodline become a breeding dog, and he can't go to the battlefield, so he can pass on the lineage.

Such a number of roads suddenly made Cheng Chubi and Li Ke think of Brother Niu in unison.

Having said that, Brother Niu has been gone for a few months, and he has already arrived in Liangzhou, and through his father's relationship, he has become a captain in the Liangzhou garrison.

The so-called lieutenant, no more than Qin and Han, is only a low-level officer in the Tang Dynasty, that is, in charge of a battalion of 200 people.

However, with his brother Niu's ability, there will definitely be no problem.

I only hope that this Niu brother can work hard, do a good job as soon as possible, become famous, and return to Chang'an as soon as possible to marry a wife and have a baby.

Let's fulfill Uncle Niu's wish.

Knowing that the dog's leg injury was saved, Li Keshi was very happy and frequently invited to drink.

Well, the house of the bird thief general is not like the old Cheng family, and it scares people everywhere with that weird-tasting Sanle pulp all day long.

His family is pure grape wine, not mixed with water or the essence of the wine, which is not as strong as the secret wine of the old Cheng family.

But then again, Lao Li's family's cooking methods for poultry are really a must, no matter what kind of poultry they are.

The texture and flavor of the cooking are quite palatable, and this guest uncle likes to name names.

"See, this is braised crow meat, it tastes good, right? And this, it's fried crow's wings.

There's not a lot of meat in this thing, but if it's fried, it tastes delicious. ”

Cheng Chubi and Li Ke ate this meal really shockingly, and from time to time they had to pour a glass of grapes to suppress the shock.

"Uncle is really powerful, there are thousands of birds in the world, and when it comes to you, they can all be cooked with delicious food."

"Haha...... Generally speaking, the little old man likes to eat these two-legged things, and he is not very happy to eat four-legged things. ”

Cheng Chubi was immediately impressed by this Uncle Li Keshi, at least his dietary concept is very in line with the healthy eating concept of later generations.

"It makes sense, there is a saying that it is better to eat four legs than two legs, and it is better to eat two legs than to eat no legs."

"What do you mean, that there can be legless creatures?" Li Qi was gnawing on the neck of a crow or an eagle, and asked curiously.

What kind of eagle is it, Cheng Chubi didn't bother to ask, after all, he really didn't know what kind of eagle was a protected animal.

Anyway, as long as you eat, you will definitely have free police car transfers, platinum bracelets, free food and accommodation.

In addition to regular group watching of film and television programs, a long-term closed tour group integrating leisure and entertainment and social education.

"Brother Xian, have you forgotten that you don't have any legs swimming in the water." Li Ke was happy, and instantly a sense of superiority in IQ arose.

Li Qi saw Li Ke's smug expression, and he was immediately unhappy.

"For Brother De, don't you forget, frogs, toads, and Wang Ba can also swim in the water, and they don't have the same four legs?"

Li Ke's face turned black directly. God's special frog, toad, can you not fight with me?

"Brother Xian is right, shrimp and crab have more legs." Cheng Chubi happily stuck a knife next to him.

Li Ke glanced at Li Qi with resentful eyes, and glanced at Cheng Chubi, these two bastards.

said that you would cut your neck for the rest of your life, but you were specially stabbing Lao Tzu's waist with a knife.

Li Keshi, the uncle, was quite gentle, persuaded to eat or drink, and entered the mansion of the general of the bird thief.

You can skip the wine, but you must taste the meat of the poultry.

After eating and drinking, Cheng Chubi and Li Ke left Li Keshi's mansion by holding on to the wall.

Li Qi's buddy also chased him out, holding a dry goods in one hand, well, pickled wild duck.

Li Qi said that this thing tastes very good, especially when used as a stew, it is particularly delicious.

Cheng Chubi also Li Ke could only smile and accept this good intention. It's just that not far from the Li Mansion, Li Ke and told Cheng Chubi.

He was uncomfortable when he touched birds during this time, and the old Cheng family had a lot of mouths, so he didn't pick anything to eat, so he gave it to Cheng Chubi.

There are two reddish-brown dried wild ducks, which are the color of flat-beaked goods, and they can be eaten at a glance.

If it's still dried crows, dried owls, dried vultures and stuff.

Cheng Chubi will definitely throw it away quietly halfway, after all, the psychological pressure of eating those things is too great.

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On the day of rest, Cheng Chubi came to the Li Mansion again with his treatment box and two loyal servant assistants.

Bone surgery was performed on the male dog named Heimei, and this time Cheng Ji Bi took out his surgical tools.

Whether it is Li Qi or Li Keshi, the father and son are eyelids. One by one, one by one, all look so hideous metal instruments.

Li Qi's face was full of novelty, and he picked up a pair of scissors that looked very domineering at first glance, and he suspected that the thing could even cut thin bones in two.

"I said brother, it's just an operation on the dog, you can't do it, my little brother remembers that you haven't used so much to operate on people."

"That nephew of Bi Xian, how come there is a saw, this thing can also be used for surgery?" Li Ke stroked his long beard.

I looked at the saws, awls, iron cones, and chisels inside.

Well, there are even files, shovels, etc., and the more you look at it, the more you feel that something is wrong.

"The surgery is not the same whether it is good or not, it is to do tissue cutting, and there are not many specific tools needed, but I want to perform orthopedic surgery."

Cheng Chubi is happy. "We need professional orthopedic surgical tools, which are specifically aimed at bones, and naturally need to be strong and strong enough."

Otherwise, I'm afraid that if the bones are not broken, the tools will be broken first, and the fun will be great.

Cheng Chubi's pile of tools was something he had been saving since he came back from Jiucheng Palace, after all, after hearing that His Royal Highness Li Chengqian, the crown prince, had broken his leg.

In the spirit of precaution, but unfortunately there has never been a chance to try their hands, these tools are still made of good iron.

In fact, it should already belong to the steel level, and they all show a beautiful bright silver, and I can see the Li Qi squatting in the operating room with the dog.

"Brother, you are really generous, just these things that you do surgery, I'm afraid you will have to spend a lot of money, right?"

"Huh...... You're right, this box of orthopedic surgical tools alone cost two hundred yuan. ”

Cheng Chubi looked at these tools with a sense of accomplishment, although he was very proud, but his heart and liver also hurt badly.

Two hundred is not a small amount of money. At least he has to be on duty for almost half a year, and even more so Cheng Chubi, who has not received a copper plate salary.

Even now, the Western Regions Liuli Store is sneakily selling the good treasures worth one or two thousand yuan, and ninety percent of the money earned belongs to Cheng Chubi.

I can't see the red overturned ticket, and I don't have Cheng Chubi in my pocket who can pay for my mobile phone electronically, and I always feel that I am a poor ghost.

This is the ultimate definition of poverty by the new youth of the 21st century.